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Old School Mission With Welsh Greg #2 - Lichfield to Handsacre

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**Subtitles ready**

In December 2019, Greg and I decided to recreate one of the classic missions we used to embark on when we were teenagers. Partly because I needed the footage for the mission across Europe videos, but also because it was bound to be a laugh. Historically these missions usually involved throwing on so...

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Frozen solid

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Blackroot pool, Sutton park. The park is famous for its seven man made pools. I had to avoid them when I did my straight line mission here two years ago, but yesterday I could have walked over the lot of them!

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Get in

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I'm on the leaderboard! Looks good. Not sure how long it'll remain there though! I can see your Topotics, RCs and Politixs of the world having another lethal stab at this..

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A few more satisfying detective rounds...

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A few nice detective rounds from my first 15 hours of NMPZ leaderboard attempts that didn't make the cut. Nothing too special but hopefully something to ease the lockdown boredom. Exclusively for the Patreon $4 tier.

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Fan Picture Detective Idea...

On the back of the interest in that post I did the other week in which I located the picture of the Instagram model in Bali, I've decided to try something. Now this might sound slightly creepy, but what if you, my trusty Patreons, send me a picture of yourself via email, and I were to try and figure out exactly where you are,...

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More Insane Guesses from the NMPZ leaderboard attempts

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A few extra guesses that didn't quite make the cut. Nothing mind blowing in here but I hope that some of you will still enjoy them!  

Exclusively for the $4 Patreon Tier.

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ALL the best Insane Guesses from my NMPZ leaderboard attempts (UNSEEN)

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Early access for all Patreons. Released on YouTube at 4pm tomorrow!

..a bonus guesses video incoming for the $4 tier..

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Old School Mission With Welsh Greg #1 - Aldridge to Lichfield

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**Subtitles still not ready (thanks again rev) so apologies if you can't hear or understand our mumbling at times. They should be ready by tomorrow though if you'd rather hold out**

In December 2019, Greg and I decided to recreate one of the classic missions we used to embark on when we were teenagers. Partly because I...

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Video Delays

Haven't forgot about the Norway Platinum video which will be released this evening, or indeed the Greg Mission #1 video who's subtitles I'm still patiently waiting on. Hopefully I can release that tonight too. See you later!

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BREAKING NEWS: NORWAY WAS PLATINUM

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I can't believe it's taken me this long to figure this out, and I won't go into the ins and outs of why, but basically the line that you saw on Garmin BaseCamp (the straight yellow line that was 10 metres south of the "walked" line) IS NOT a straight line around the surface of the Earth. I kind of knew this already having rea...

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I think I might have myself a new career..

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I have a pretty hefty backlog of emails In my inbox at the moment, but when this one came through I just couldn't help myself. Do you think solving these would make interesting videos?

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The new ripstop camo jacket has arrived.

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Can‘t friggin wait for Scotland. Bring it on Mr McGregor. You ain’t puttin’ me in a pie. 

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Urban Exploration with Ben: The Duke of Lancaster (failed entry)

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*watch with subtitles as some speech is quiet*

After popping into the abandoned sex dungeon, Ben and I headed to the Duke of Lancaster ship, which I had been fascinated in since it's appearance on my "Abandoned Places #2" Geoguessr video.   

Sadly there was no way onto the ship, but we were keen to at ...

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Video for Austin Fitzpatrick

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A video dedicated to Austin, a big fan of the channel, who's life was taken so needlessly. In an effort to honour his memory and to try to make it that little bit less shit for his friends and family, I have put together this video of a map put together by Austin's best bud Rusty, featuring some of the places where they share...

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Urban Exploration with Ben: Abandoned Sex Dungeon

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After searching the dangerously burnt down main building and finding nothing but a heart attack inducing cat, we thought the sex dungeon may have just been a myth, but then we checked the rear entrance...

Edited by Verity!

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NORWAY BONUS FOOTAGE #4 - SECOND HALF OF THE WILDERNESS/THE END

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The last of four videos that includes all the best bonus footage / deleted scenes from the Mission Across Norway.

Thanks Patreons. See you on my next adventure!

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NORWAY BONUS FOOTAGE #3 - DAM/CAMP/FIRST HALF OF WILDERNESS

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The third of four videos including all the best bonus footage / deleted scenes from the Mission Across Norway. Subtitles available. Final bonus video on Thursday ;)

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Norway: Post Mission Fun!

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A short video that tells the story of what Verity and I got up to after successfully completing my Norway straight line mission, including the damage done to my body, post mission thoughts, collecting the kayak, wild camping and swimming in the Vefsna river (and driving over Marius's paddles) and finally some longboarding wit...

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NORWAY BONUS FOOTAGE #2 - MISSION TO START POINT/KAYAK HAUL

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The second of four videos including all the best bonus footage / deleted scenes from the Mission Across Norway.

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NORWAY BONUS FOOTAGE #1 - PRE TRIP/JOURNEY/LAKE ARRIVAL

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The first of 4 videos including all the best bonus footage / deleted scenes from the Mission Across Norway. I'll try and release them every 2 days or so.

Much love x

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ALL PATREONS: What's coming up?

So, because of the mammoth task that was editing Norway, as well as some of the obvious restrictions that come with this covid era, my Patreon page, particularly the $6 tier has grown far too bare. I plan to rectify this.

For all you $6 tier folks, here's what you can expect in the coming weeks:

1. Post Norway m...

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I attempted to cross NORWAY in a completely straight line. (PART 3)

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The final and by far the most action packed chapter in this three part series that sees me attempt to cross the magnificent country that is Norway, in a completely straight line. In this episode, I tackle more steep gradients, nearly die in a ghastly bog, and almost score a screamer on a football pitch.

This one is ded...

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E3: Currently amending the subtitles, release will be 7:15pm (sorry)

You won't be disappointed with this one.. but sorry for the inconvenience none the less!!

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I attempted to cross NORWAY in a completely straight line. (PART 2)

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Evening all. I will do my best to get around to replying to all your messages as soon as I'm able, as usual with me everything has to be completed at the last minute.   
Again, YouTube is not allowing the vid to reach 1440p so sorry about that, but the subtitles are done.  
Part 2 of the epic 3 part serie...

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I attempted to cross NORWAY in a completely straight line. (PART 1)

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*Watch in 1080p and with headphones and subtitles!
**It's supposed to be in 1440p but after 36 hours YouTube still haven't fully rendered to that setting! (apparently a fairly widespread issue at the moment)

Here it is, the eagerly anticipated mission across Norway, my chance to put the ghosts of Wales behind me and...

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An insight into the creation of my soundtracks: Lilac Orchard (Part 2)

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This is the second (of two) parts of a video in which you get to see my creative process, or at least when it comes to creating the electronic tracks that accompany my grandest adventures.   

It took me a while to get going with this one after months out from this sort of thing, but in this video you really s...

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GEO BATTLE - My star appearance on Rocket Beans TV

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In case you missed it and fancied a gander, here's the full length video of me commentating / critiquing the performances of amateur Geoguessrers Lars, Ben and Eddy. It was a very chilled vibe but I tried my best to cram in the odd joke.



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Insane Guesses Compilation #6 - Featuring "That Touba Guess"

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Here you go laddies and laddettes. An early treat. See you later on Twitch, I'm feeling another insane guess coming on tonight.

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5 day hike through Snowdonia, April 2015

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One of my all time favorite hikes, with Welsh Greg, Nick, Birdy and Tom M.

Some of my favorite camp spots ever were stumbled upon during on this trip, including an incredible spot by a waterfall, the lawn of an abandoned manor house, an 11th century castle and a mountain bothy. The trip started in Barmouth and snaked ...

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Where am I?

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First one to guess correctly wins. 

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