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February Poll Error

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Five Buns Full Cover Artwork

Presenting the full cover art for Five Buns Full! Nino's taking quite a healthy shape, no doubt inspired by that ever swelling appetite ;) What do you folks think? Isn't Mama positively glowing?

This piece was done by the ever wonderful Better-With-Salt, who is also probably one of this story's biggest fans lol.

C...

[$15+] February Patron's Prompt: Artwork Suggestions

Here's the monthly suggestions prompt for artwork that will come next month!

Suggest any story related artwork that you would like to see provided down below! The artwork can be for a story that's never received art, or it can be something that has been depicted before but with a new twist! 

This suggestion w...

Five Buns Full: Chapter 2

Day 17

“Would you get your hands off my belly?!” Nino pleaded.

“Nope.”

She raised a hand and dropped it on her husband’s leg in a half-hearted smack. He didn’t even make a noise, just continued to rub her tummy beneath her lifted shirt.

She was sitting in his lap as they at...

[$5] February Patron's Prompt Poll: Literature

We've reached our halfway point! Vote on which Patron''s Prompt you'd like to see next, as suggested by our folks in the $15+ tiers!

Five Buns Full: Chapter 1 (SFW Edit)

Day 0

Most people don’t believe in fate anymore. They think that the universe is dictated by laws of complete random chance, like a pot of broth made from a bunch of ingredients all cooked together over a flame. There is this modern belief that there is a creator out there who has lost faith in his ow...

[$10] NSFW Five Buns Full: Chapter 1

Day 0

Most people don’t believe in fate anymore. They think that the universe is dictated by laws of complete random chance, like a pot of broth made from a bunch of ingredients all cooked together over a flame. There is this modern belief that there is a creator out there who has lost faith in his ow...

Patron's Prompt: Growing Soft 10 Artwork Progress

While originally planned to be a single character image, myself, the Growing Soft commissioner, and the artist UltraGuest have decided to go all out for the picture! I hope you're all able to enjoy, and if you haven't already go check out UltraGuest's other works! He is also currently accepting commissions, and as evidenced i...

Rainbow 6 Siege: Gridlocked

February 14th

1 William Street, Brisbane Queensland

Australia

0415

Eliza “Ash” Cohen starred up at the skyscraper. Flashing blue and red lights bounced off of the black windows on the lower levels. There was so little room between ...

Five Buns Full: Prelude

It was a game.

He remembered the rules. Five girls, five separate classrooms. The quintessential quintuplets were forcing him to choose, forcing him to give his answer tonight in the quiet high school.

He was only allowed to head towards one of the rooms. They were spread wide, surely so there could be no confusio...

[$20] Rainbow 6 Siege: Gridlocked (Beta Copy)

February 14th 

1 William Street, Brisbane Queensland

Australia

0415

Eliza “Ash” Cohen starred up at the skyscraper. Flashing blue and red lights bounced off of the black windows on the lower levels. There was so little room be...

[$15+] February Patron's Prompt: Literature Suggestions

It's that time of month!

Post your suggestions / prompts down in the comments below. These suggestions will then be voted by those in the $5 tier in a poll that will take place in two days time, on Saturday the 15th. 

Suggestions can be for any story content that you wish to see!

Insatiable Curiosity

Coney Island sucks. 

The atmosphere is depressing, the amusement park looks as fun as a trip to the morgue, and the fishing is as likely to get you some drowned fool’s boots as it will any fish.

And yet, the people of New York insist on coming to, parading about, and funding this absolute travesty. Coney Is...

[$20] Insatiable Curiosity (Beta Copy)

Coney Island sucks. 

The atmosphere is depressing, the amusement park looks as fun as a trip to the morgue, and the fishing is as likely to get you some drowned fool’s boots as it will any fish.

And yet, the people of New York insist on coming to, parading about, and funding this absolute travesty. Coney Is...

Lilly's birthday pictures

Feburary 7th was Lilly's birthday! I held a poll over on DA where people were able to select what sort of picture they'd want to see, and Breakfast in Bed had won.... until Mom Jeans came back literally the day of after I sent out the commission sheet lmao.  A story will eventually be made for this pic! 

I've ...

Bloated in the Wild Artwork: Chapters 1 - 5

Full artworks as well as several sketches and one supplemental version of scenic images are provided! These 10 were all done by one of my closest associates, and fellow Princess enthusiast, RemRamWaluigi. Check out his DeviantArt and Twitter pages using the links below!

Which one of the batch is your favori...

LoZ: Bloated in the Wild Chapter 5

Chapter 5: Craving Indulgence

Her knight was speaking with the Great Fairy. Time seemed slow to Princess Zelda, so intent upon hearing his words that they seemed out of focus, his breath seemed to drag.

“Ohohoho,” the Great Fairy chortled, rising up from her fountain. She thre...

[$20] LoZ: Bloated in the Wild Chapter 5 (Beta Copy)

Chapter 5: Craving Indulgence

Her knight was speaking with the Great Fairy. Time seemed slow to Princess Zelda, so intent upon hearing his words that they seemed out of focus, his breath seemed to drag.

“Ohohoho,” the Great Fairy chortled, rising up from her...

LoZ: Bloated in the Wild Chapter 4

Chapter 4: Thirsty For More

Zelda found herself continuously amazed throughout this adventure.

The warm air whipped through her long hair as she sped through the desert, pulled along by a massive sand seal. She sat upon a long silver shield that Link had provided, electing to stay seated since her...

LoZ: Bloated in the Wild Chapter 3

Chapter 3: Burning Hot

“ABSOLUTELY NOT!” Zelda shouted, stamping a hammy leg down upon the hot dessert sand. Her face was flushed with heat, though whether from embarrassment or from the scorching sun wasn’t immediately obvious.

The plush princess dribbled with sweat, breathing heavily as he...

LoZ: Bloated in the Wild Chapter 2

Chapter 2: Bellyful of Ballast

The white stone of the tower held no door. An immense threshold more than forty feet across simply hung open into the murky lighting beyond. The tower itself was hundreds of feet tall. Zelda swallowed, hoping the interior was less foreboding. 

The air-filled pri...

LoZ: Bloated in the Wild Chapter 1

Chapter 1: Blimp of the Wild

Princess Zelda sighed. 

When that didn’t elicit any response, she tried to huff.

Still, nothing. It was around the time that she decided to puff that she understood just what she was doing, she closed her eyes and groaned.

She opened them to see a pa...

Filling Out the Frontline Chapter 6: Midnight Sweets and Tubby Treats (SFW)

Darkness held him, smothering him beneath a thick blanket of cotton wool. It was all he felt, all he knew, and for a moment, all he thought he would ever know again.

Until the chill of the arctic snow returned.

“Commander!”

He could feel the droplets falling down on his cheek. At first, he thought they w...

[$10] NSFW Filling Out the Frontline Chapter 6: Midnight sweets and tubby treats

Darkness held him, smothering him beneath a thick blanket of cotton wool. It was all he felt, all he knew, and for a moment, all he thought he would ever know again.

Until the chill of the arctic snow returned.

“Commander!”

He could feel the droplets falling down on his cheek. At first, he thought they w...

[$20] NSFW Filling Out the Frontline Chapter 6: Midnight Sweets and Tubby Treats

Darkness held him, smothering him beneath a thick blanket of cotton wool. It was all he felt, all he knew, and for a moment, all he thought he would ever know again.

Until the chill of the arctic snow returned.

“Commander!”

He could feel the droplets falling down on his cheek. At first, he thought they w...

[$5] Patron's Prompt: Artwork

Vote on one of our next pieces for story related artwork, as suggested by the folks in the [$15+] tiers!

H&LML Artwork: Blind Drunk

The main art piece that inspired Blind Drunk, as well as two supplemental versions of Lilly celebrating Saint Patrick's Day in a similar manner, are provided! The links below lead directly to each respective artist's DeviantArt page, where you can find most of these works!

Which one of the batch is your favorite? Let me...

Blind Drunk

Author's note: This story is a previous commission that directly connects with the previously uploaded Wishing to See Stars story. It is set about a year into the H&LML timeline, and takes place directly after the mentioned fic.

Please enjoy!

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Patron's Prompt: Wishing to See Stars (SFW)

Author's note: This story is the SFW version of this month's Patron's Prompt. It is set about a year into the H&LML timeline, and directly predates Blind Drunk.

Please enjoy!

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Hanako Ikezawa chewed on ...

[$10] NSFW Patron's Prompt: Wishing to See Stars

Author's note: This story is the NSFW version of this month's Patron's Prompt. It is set about a year into the H&LML timeline, and directly predates Blind Drunk, which will be posted along with the SFW story tomorrow after clean editing.

Please enjoy!

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