Sir Gary Bummer

Update #97 Huffing and puffing

I am wiggling my ears aggressively at you right now. It's how elves say hello. Trust me, Tolkien himself told me so.

Been a pretty shit week, not going to lie. Mostly due to terrible sleep. Pollen maybe? Or being stressed about my uni course? I don't know, but the last two days have been better at least.

Either wa...

Update #96 Hardvard University

Good evening. Welcome to this special broadcast pertaining to the nature of the issue we all now face. I am of course talking about the concerning lack of futanari-netorare games in the world. With us now we have Sir Gary Bummer, an expert on the subject.

Heh. At least in this one thing no one can claim I'm not an exper...

Update #95 Hugs and kisses

Eager and eggy Easter greetings!

Well, not sure how eager I am for Easter to be honest, it's gotta be the most mid holiday. I mean, it's alright, just doesn't have that special something something. It had one good thing as a child, which was copious amounts of candy, but as a responsible adult I don't eat candy. Gotta k...

Update #94 A Gary is never late

Heeeeey...

So this is awkward. I had Patreon open to remind myself to write the update yesterday, then at some point I got distracted and forgot it anyway. Also, have I made the "A Gary is never late" joke before? I kinda feel like I have.

Welp. Scene 9 is finished, the next two should be pretty quick to make and ...

4k Extras #24 Foreheads & Fingerfiddling

Look. I was very busy trying to get the fingers to look decent, and I was also taking the renders sideways, so I didn't notice that the FOV made the foreheads look like fiveheads, alright?

Stupid FOV. Why did I need to have the FOV that far? Well, those arms are attached to a deformed body right above, so I couldn't zoo...

Update #93 There was always a title here

This is Major Gary to ground control.

Not a military grade type major mind you, it's just that I'm more important than other Gary's. Well, maybe not Gary Oldman. That's gotta be a tough last name to have throughout your school years. I bet someone sang YMCA to him with just slightly changed lyrics. I mean, that's what I...

Update #92 On pace

We meet again!

Unless this just so happens to be your first time here, in which case we're meeting for the first time. I suppose it's a bit rich calling it a meeting, given that you're reading an update on Patreon. But 'You're reading again!' just didn't seem right.

Anyway, scene 6 is finished, and while I didn't ...

Poll #27 Popularity contest

It's time to see which character is the most popular! I'm pretty sure I already know number one and two, but I'm quite interested to see whoever else gets any votes.

Huh, looking through my old notes on names, Ruru was actually named Rush'andi? I thought it was Ru'shandi. To the code!

Oh... Yeah, she's refers to ...

Update #91 A red dawn

Sunny salutations to you!

Started my day with a little walk in the sunshine today, was pretty nice. Fresh air and all that. Since I've checked that off the list, I can now avoid leaving the house for the foreseeable future.

Scene 4 took some time, as is the norm when it comes to spicy scenes, but it's finished. I ...

4k Extras #23 The Maid's new footrest

Hullo!

Just a little 4k set where Ruru makes sure to put a certain someone in their place. It's a bit tamer than the last few sets we've had, but I thought it was a fun idea.

Anyway, hope you have a good rest of your day, and I'm off to do just a little bit more work on scene 5.

Cheers!

Update #90 HMS Spice leaving port

Ahoy there, sealclubbers!

As mentioned last update, at least I think I mentioned it last update, the scene I've been working on this update is a spicy one. I've gotten pretty much all of the renders done, now I'm down to deciding what to do in terms of animations.

See, it's a bit of a tricky scene, so I can eithe...

Update #89 Putting on the thinking cap

If CatDog were to be a part of a 69, would it be called an 89 instead? Oh, hey! Didn't see you there, just having some shower thoughts out loud.

Speaking of shower thoughts, I've been thinking about why we have those and I have a theory backed up by no science what so ever! Well, it was backed up by nothing what so ever...

Update #88 Elon's favorite number

Rowdy howdies to ya'll!

Funny story, was riding in my friend's Tesla (bought a few years ago, mind you), and looked down at the speedometer for the first time. Guess how many km/h we were going? Yup. Absolutely certified nazi car.

Week was good, scene two is done and dusted. Feels good. I was surprised with how e...

4k Extras #22 Worship at the altar

Heyo!

Finally made those 4k renders I've been meaning to do for a while. Got ourselves some girls worshiping at Ruru's altar. Altar of course referring to her extra accessory. Her most limber limb. Her super sized stuff. Her... Uh... Thingymajingy? Whatever, I think you get the picture.

These were surprisingly dif...

Update #87 Wretched responsibilities

Yeehaw. Yeah, I don't know where I'm going with that so I won't even try to make anything of it.

Welp, the first scene of the episode is finally finished. That's by far the longest it's ever taken me to make a single scene, let's hope that never happens again. I should be back to normal working speed at this point thoug...

Poll #26 A moderate amount of colors

Alrighty, finally got some colors for you to pick. I just did direct color combos this time, would've had to make several polls to chose between primary and secondary colors and stuff. Which, I mean, I could have done that, but I'm still pretty low energy at the moment, so I didn't really feel like it.

Although, I guess...

Update #86 Cultivating blue oysters

I've got a fever! And the cure was not, in fact, cowbells.

Well, to be completely honest I didn't actually try cowbells, maybe I should have. Also I don't actually have a fever anymore, that passed, which is neat. After a week of feverish chills, fiery coughs, and enough snot produced to feed a family of five, I'm mostl...

Update #85 Please avoid letting Gary write updates when severely sleep deprived

Oi! Hands in the sky, punk! This is an update!

Well, on the one hand I didn't get as many renders done as I wanted to this week, on the other hand they all have titties. That's at least one thing they've got going for them. Beyond the pointy ears, I mean.

Been a bit rough the last few weeks with uni starting back ...

Update #84 We rendering again

Tjillevippen!

Uh, don't say that while touching a nail, trust me, odd things happen.

We're finally underway with making renders, which feels great. It kind of feels like I haven't properly started working on an episode until I start rendering, even when the script is at least equally important. It's just hard to s...

Poll #25 Casual outfits for those clearly overdue

Finally put together all the fits for the poll. I realized that Jhan'draga also needed something casual, so she got thrown in as well.

As per usual, we'll vote on colors once the fits have been chosen, so the colors in the pictures are not final. Neither are the accessories, though we'll see if we'll have a vote on tho...

4k Extras #21 Measuring success

Yo!

Dropping a little 4k set here. I was inspired by a render made by someone way better than me, so this is kind of a recreation of that.

This is quite a tiny set compared to what I usually do, so I'll probably make something more in the near future. Inspiration has been running a bit dry since I've been using al...

Update #83 Rend and sunder

Eyo! MC Gary in the house!

MC stands for Mister Coolguy btw. Mister Coolguy Gary, that's me!

As for the pic up top, I found that in my unsorted images. I was going to make a 4k set on that beach, but I think I may have gotten annoyed with too many crashes. Apparently a picture survived the ordeal.

You may ha...

Update #82 Manuscript debt

Oh, hello there. It's just me, remembering the day for once.

I think I'm through the toughest part of writing the script. Which is coming up with one in the first place, as well as writing the first version of every scene. Now it's just refinement, which is a fancy way of saying that I'm going to rewrite every scene. T...

Update #81 Stupid Saturdays slipping my senses

Okay, okay. I forgot again. Damned Saturdays. Oh, and hello!

This time I actually have a good excuse though, I was celebrating my mom's birthday. Got her a book, which is pretty much the type of present I always fall back on.

It's probably to do with the fact that it's what I always want for myself, so I subconsci...

Update #80 Memory leaks

Hello. I absolutely did not once again forget that it was Saturday. I just, uh, ignored it? No, that sounds worse. Okay, okay, I may, ever so slightly, have forgotten it just the tiniest bit.

Some of you may have already seen the fancy New Year's Eve pic on Discord (actually on time for the new year). For everyone else,...

4k Extras #20 Hot Tub Fireworks

Where would you rather be than inside a hot tub when the new year rings in? What was that? Inside a hot, pointy-eared waifu? Oh... Yeah, that makes sense.

Although it seems Ruru is way ahead of all of us. "Why not both?" She said, and went on a New Year's rampage.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy the set!

Happ...

Update #79 A belated Christmas pic

Merry Christmas!

...

Again...

And somewhat late...

Look, it's Christmas' fault for not being on a Saturday, alright? Would I have been able to get an update out with a belly full of glögg? Irrelevant! This is a personal slight against me! The punishment? A swift kick in the teeth!

Well, assum...

Update #78 Big one hundred

Hohoho, and a bottle of mead!

I for sure wasn't hungover yesterday and forgot it was Saturday. Nope, not me! Stupid mead, who knew it was that strong?

Anyway, episode six was released just the other day in case you missed it. Naturally, that means I don't really have any new previews, and won't have until I finish...

Episode 6 Patreon release

When I first mentioned that I was confident I'd release this year I thought I'd have the episode done in late November or something. Yeah, that's why I avoid promising things. Good thing I kept it vague at least.

Been some long hours the last few days, so I'll take it pretty chill for the rest of December. I'll get a 4k...

Update #77 The death of squeeze stockings

It is I, Sir Gary! I bid you welcome to yet another wonderful update.

Terrible news, I'm afraid. Turns out squeeze stockings don't play well with penetrative business, so Sveida has to go without for her spicy scene. Dang. I was looking forward to that. She'll still keep them for everything else of course, so the title ...