ryanporker posts
I bought this shirt for my trip to the redwoods in the spring. Think it's gonna last?
Progress report
A little show of gratitude for those of you that have been bloating me up privately lately.
2023-09-11 00:14:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Outgrowing my work attire
I'm busting buttons and slowly but surely tearing this belt with the weight of my overhang
2023-09-06 16:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the archive
I'm just out here trying to get love-handled
2023-09-06 04:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostDon't let the size of my cock fool you
I'm a pretty big dude
2023-09-02 16:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Accepting recommendations
Looking for appropriate signage to wear on my back. "Wide load" is good but tired, show me some creativity.
2023-08-30 16:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Caution
Objects in reflection may be fatter than they appear
2023-08-23 15:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Pizza w/Cap
The audio quality has not gone unnoticed - I'm working on acquiring a new mic and better lighting set up. I hope it doesn't detract from all the jiggling happening on screen.
2023-08-21 22:46:24 +0000 UTC View Post
