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ryanporker posts
Testing the waters for interest here
Anyone keen on seeing the bierstick in use?
2023-06-18 13:14:01 +0000 UTC View Post
A man, a mirror, and suspenders
What about these suspenders gets me so damn horny?
2023-06-16 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Crisis
Someone on Tiktok said that nowadays straight men are dressing like 2002 twinks and gay men are dressing like construction workers and I can't stop thinking about it
2023-06-14 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Bonus Post
As a token of my appreciation for all this mass y'all are putting on me.
2023-06-13 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
You know me and my moods
Might fuck around and buy a ball stretcher. If anyone has a favorite pair of suction pumps for their udd-- for their nipples, give me a holler. I'm looking for an upgrade.
2023-06-10 13:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Waddling Upstairs
No my phone didn't slip out of my sweaty fat hands at the end of this video, why would you even ask that?
2023-06-05 13:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Job posting
Accepting applications for someone to supervise what's going on under my gut. Full benefits.
2023-05-31 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Swollen Hick
Let's have a chat as I put myself into a food coma
2023-05-30 02:16:38 +0000 UTC View Post
