Get off our plane! The Boyz get presidential this week with AIR FORCE ONE. This movie is a real love letter to a time when people actually respected the office. Harrison Ford somehow makes this inane premise work and is so good he almost distracts you from the cartoonishly bad special effects... Almost. Bad Russian accents an...
2019-05-13 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
This week the Boyz boldly go where they have never gone before... on the podcast... they cover a Star Trek movie. STAR TREK 2: THE WRATH OF KHAN to be exact. Come on - Shatner, Nimoy, Montalbán... how could they not? It's a helluva movie ActionBabyz. You better believe A LOT of time was spent discussing Montalbá...
2019-05-06 10:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Post your questions here Mijo
also SW will now be posting the last Wednesday of the month (rather than an arbitrary Wednesday).
See you around whiteboy!
2019-05-03 16:04:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, some sicko ActionBaby paid the Boyz A LOT of money to attend a party on their private island. It turned out to be a "deadliest game" situation and they were hunted. Fortunately they had just watched this week's movie, SURVIVING THE GAME. The learned the importance of accepting whole packs of cigarettes from psychopath C...
2019-04-29 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Your intention for this episode is to listen.
2019-04-24 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Enter the Boyz... When you've trained long enough, watched all the movies and listened to every second recorded at Val Verde you will realize that you should not think, you should only feel. The ABZ are the best non-thinkers out there and they are covering ENTER THE DRAGON this week. The deck has been shuffled yet again so li...
2019-04-22 10:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
GFABD... God Forgives ActionBoyz Doesn't. Some of you know this first hand. Some of you are now on the outside looking in. Some of you don't know what the fuck we're talking about. Fair enough. Check out this week's movie, STONE COLD, to get brought up to speed. Trust that the Boyz and the Boz are a match made in Valhalla but...
2019-04-15 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Listen. Understand. The ActionBoyz are out there. They can't be reasoned with, they can't be bargained with... They don't feel pity of remorse or fear... And they absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until every action movie that fits their nebulous criteria is covered. This week it's James Cameron's 1984 masterpiece, THE TE...
2019-04-08 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
April Questions bring April Answers.
Sound off below Mijo
2019-04-03 17:45:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Some will try to take credit for this week's pick...but know this ActionBoyz Guyz and Girlz, NO RETREAT NO SURRENDER 2 has been on the Boyz list for a long time. How could it not be?? It's got a "normal" college student on a trip to Vietnam getting caught up in some crazy bullshit and having to straight kill people using mart...
2019-04-01 10:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
If they Boyz have said it once, they've said it 1,000 time...You can't go home. Try it and you'll end up like John Hatcher in this week's movie, MARKED FOR DEATH. Sure he tries to stay out of trouble by encouraging his war buddy to not interfere with the sale of crack at the school where he works. But once the crack selling J...
2019-03-25 10:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
your intention for this episode is to listen.
Thanks for the Qs Mijo. Hope you like our As
2019-03-20 16:40:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Sad news ActionBabyz... a plague known as The Living Death is crippling civilization. Your only hope for salvation is this week's episode, CYBORG. Fortunately you got a couple of slingers willing to guide you through this shitty movie for just $5 a month- $8 if you're not a fucking idiot. This is an 82 minute movie that feels...
2019-03-18 10:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The ActionBoyz know what you're thinking: "Did they record an episode this week or not?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement and CTE, they've kinda lost track themselves. But being this is a Pateron podcast, the most powerful medium in the world - right up there with Snapchat and Vine, and would blow your head...
2019-03-11 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Ask your questions freaks, the boyz will respond with an episode later this month.
2019-03-06 00:32:30 +0000 UTC View Post
This week the Boyz cover Top Gun's white-trash cousin, IRON EAGLE. It's Academy Award winner Lou Gossett Jr. and a cast of nobodies running circles around the United States Air Force. You betta' believe Stanger has a story or two about training LGJ, just manage those expectations- we're talking about Stanger here. So put some...
2019-02-25 10:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
My intention for this episode is to listen
2019-02-20 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
You asked for it you got it. The movie this week is RUNAWAY. The Boyz have never had a more requested movie. Why the fuck did you guys want this one so bad? Is it because Selleck’s ‘stache is top billed? Is it because Selleck is too hot to be a tech nerd. Is it because Selleck’s robot, Lois, is wife material? There is l...
2019-02-18 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Shadow Wolves
here are some hints for the upcoming movies:
Runaway
Iron Eagle
100th Episode
2019-02-14 16:25:30 +0000 UTC View Post
The ActionBoyz believe in you Babyz...always have...always will. That’s why they know you love this week’s movie TRUE ROMANCE. What a film!!! The Boyz are split on the Hans Zimmer score but unanimous in their love for this one. You can smell Tarantino’s stink in the outrageous dialogue, the violent action and especially...
2019-02-11 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The ActionBoyz love ya...always have...and shit. BRAVEHEART this week Babyz - it’s a big one. This is a giant, expensive, well-made movie directed by and staring the surprisingly talented scumbag, Mel Gibson. You could say that his infamous voicemails and Malibu arrest are characters in this film.
Did Jus Prim...
automatic
semi-automatic
ask your questions below mijo
2019-02-01 17:15:03 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s turbulent times ActionBabyz... which means it’s time for the first appearance of WokeBoyz. Maybe if America took a lesson from this week’s movie, ENEMY MINE, things would be better. Even though it might be prescient, this movie still sucks in all the best ways: chintzy but great effects, glaring but forgivable plot...
2019-01-28 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
here are two clues that pertain to the upcoming films. remember don't share with non-wolves
BRAVEHEART
&
TRUE ROMANCE
2019-01-23 04:49:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Let’s face it...The ABZ are the chosen ones. How can you tell? Just listen to them scream into microphones about this week’s movie, THE GOLDEN CHILD. The Boyz have theories as to why this movie isn’t better, but the movie not all bad- Its got a fucking shitty-ass score, the worst special effects of any movie...
2019-01-21 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
your intention for this episode is to listen. got that tough guy. dont be a tough guy. put your gun down, listen to this podcast with no gun. okay whiteboy
2019-01-16 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
You wanted subtitles, you got em. POLICE STORY marks the first time the Boyz have covered a subtitled film for the Pateron. Jackie Chan is truly peerless and he’s at the height of his powers in this one. The tonal shifts in this movie are fucking bananas but the action is spectacular, the comedy is funny, the romance ...
2019-01-14 11:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry for late post. It won't happen again, and you can take that to the bank.
write your questions below, mijo
2019-01-07 22:46:27 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s 2019 ActionBabyz! Lots of things are gonna change this year, one thing that won’t fucking change is what the Boyz are doing over in Val Verde. The movie this week is the modren westren classic, TOMBSTONE. This movie is what the show is all about, it’s a who’s who of ABZ favorites, every line is quotable and...
2019-01-07 11:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
