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Laughter is The Best Medicine - Faster!

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! ๐Ÿ™‚  

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Never Too Old To Be My Boy Toy

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You found a few more gray hairs? 

Aww, don't let that get you down, baby. 

You're never too old to be my sexy boy toy. 

NEVER! 



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Laughter Is The Best Medicine

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The clever placement of the bleeps gives this classic a whole new meaning!!  The 1:27 mark kills me! ๐Ÿคฃ

~Enjoy! 

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Reminder - Discord Live Today

Happy Friday everyone! ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜˜

Just a reminder, that I'll be in my Discord general voice channel from 1pm -2pm EDT today and we'll be having fun with some naughty Never Have I Ever questions. 

If you can't talk live, you can always just listen in (on mute) and /or play along via text too. Or...

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Laughter Is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke - Coma

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! ๐Ÿ™‚  

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Let Me Touch You - Relaxation

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It's time to close your eyes, relax, breathe and imagine that I'm there with you, baby. And let me touch you. 


*This is my version of a sensual guided slow touch / jerk off meditation-style audio.* 

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Laughter Is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke 6 - Divorced

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! ๐Ÿ™‚  

2020-04-02 12:31:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Laughter Is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke 5 - Quickies

ALL JOKES ARE CANCELLED!!!! 

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸคฃAPRIL FOOL'S!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ


Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much...

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March Toy Review - Adore Me

You can listen to this recording HERE 

(if this link is expired you ca...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke 4 - Tell Him How It's Done, Grandma!!

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! ๐Ÿ™‚  

A young college girl had decided to make some extra cash as a prostit...

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Blackmailing The Cuckquean - Inspired

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Your wife finds out you've been cheating with me... your slutty young neighbor. 

*Note: I'm kinda bitchy again in this one.* 


Sometimes I'll see a hot pic or gif while scrolling through  bdsmlr or tumblr and it will inspire me to record something. It's not exactly a...

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This Week's Discord Chat Sessions

As promised, I will be offering two more Discord  "just for fun" chat sessions this week, so join in if you can! 

Even if you can't join in on the chat, feel free to just listen in or interact in the text channel. I'd love to have you there! :) 

-  Wednesday April 1st  8:30pm-9:30p...

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Kinky States

Which 5 states are considered the kinkiest according to their Pornhub search history? 

I'll share the answers and update this poll with my April update. 

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What a "Shitty" Way To Start The Week! - Laughter is The Best Medicine

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 Sorry for the 'shitty' post,๐Ÿ˜‚ just sharing some naughty humor to brighten your day!



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Crossing the (Property) Line - Exclusive

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An erotic picture inspired me to record this femdom themed audio about a mistress who crosses the line when attempting to steal another mistress' pet away.


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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke 3 - Chose Wisely

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! ๐Ÿ™‚


A farmer wakes up and hears a sound, he grabs his shotgun and goes into hi...

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Limited Word Challenge - "Don't You Dare Cum!"

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These are quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words  -  with the exception of some filler words like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc...

Although this one has a little more dialogue in it than usual, the focus is mainly just the words: 

"Don't You D...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - "Not Your Average Manicurist "

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  Just some naughty humor to brighten your day!  


I bet his polishing skills are on point!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚


 

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Wild Birthday Bash - WWM54

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My friends sure know how to throw a banging birthday party with the perfect party favors for us to "blow" too!


Reminder of How WWM Posts Work: You can find the link to accompany this recording in the2020-03-28 01:23:47 +0000 UTC View Post

Laughter is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke 2 - Tarzan

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! ๐Ÿ™‚


Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. So during her questions ab...

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Free Use In The Park - Exclusive

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I saw a picture and was immediately inspired to do a "free use in the park" hot girlfriend themed audio. So here you go! 

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - "Mind Your Business, Grandma!"

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Just some naughty humor to brighten your day!


Not only does she mow the lawn but she cleans the pipes daily too! 

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Bathtime With Your Busty Nurse

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Thanks to Discord user stargazingsenity for suggesting a naughty nurse story in the  "audio story suggestions channel" and for taking the time to create this fun script for me to record and share with you all! 

  

*All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio ...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - "What did you put in it?"

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 Just some naughty humor to brighten your day! 


 Feel free to add what you think Gordon's pussy review would sound like. For example:...

- What's that spice I'm tasting?

- I'm taking marks off for sloppy presentation

- I wouldn't feed that to my dog. 

- Tha...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke

I found this one on reddit and it made me chuckle: 

10 Catholic school girls are on a bus when they are hit by train and immediately sent to the pearly gates... 

St. Peter awaits them ready to s...

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The Hole You Need - Early Release

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Letting you know why I'm the "fuck hole" you need.


*There's lots of dirty talk in this one!!* 

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Hope You Start Your Week off with a Smile.

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Just wishing you a good week! 

Sharing a tip and some laughs. 

And as promised here's the link for the funny clip that explains the picture in the caption associated with these post. 

2020-03-23 16:06:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Exclusive - Bored Roommates Put on a Show

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Two roommates find a unique way to entertain the men of the neighborhood.  


This might actually be my first ever FF audio  although there are cocks involved (vicariously) - as you'll hear. ;) 


Copyright free music courtesy of Youtube AudioLibrary . 

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - "This explains a lot"

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"Necessity is the mother of invention." 


Just some naughty humor to brighten your day! 

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Discord Update and Survey

I held the first Lush in Lace Discord chat a few nights ago and it was a fun time. Sorry if you missed it. I will try and give some more notice for future dates of the next ones. 

Therefore, I'm interested to know what day of the week and times work best for future Discord plans. 

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