After forcing people to vote for terribly drawn MS Paint boobs (twice), I decided to actually reward readers with an unexpected pic of slightly better drawn boobs. Because... Beeewwwbs. Phoebe’s little quip is a reference to 2016-09-14 00:02:16 +0000 UTC View Post
This is an alternate take on Puck 355, with rearranged panels and all new dialogue. And a joke involving the Three Stooges. You can maybe see why I didn't go with this one, even though I think it's funnier than the 'good' version of the strip.
I always try to avoid having the primary punch line in a comic be a pop ...
2016-09-13 02:09:25 +0000 UTC View Post
If you think this pic is just a crudely palette-swapped version of the previous pic, you're RIGHT!!! And this exercise in trolling was AGAIN very popular as a voting incentive, proving once again that effort, care, taste and talent are not the keys to success. Boobs are. Even terribly drawn ones.
2016-09-12 02:19:59 +0000 UTC View Post
After no one liked my paper toy Puck incentive, I replaced the incentive with this super-lazy MS Paint pics of boobs. And guess what? I shot up the TWC list like magic! Just goes to show you that boobs can do anything. Even terribly drawn lo-res boobs.
Beeewwwbs.
The least popular Puck voting incentive of all time! This took me tons of work to design, of course. The end results look great, though. If you want to print your own and assemble it, ...
2016-09-10 03:17:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The voting incentive that actually got me to 2nd place on TWC ... for a few days. So many shell. I coincidentally didn't draw all of those shells. I drew six or so, and let the magic of computers turn that into 90's insanity.
The 'Direct Edition' bar code (which I ripped off an actual comic, I t...
2016-09-09 00:09:40 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m proud of the fur on this one. I’m not very good at fur, but I think I managed it here. Thanks 90's comics, for teaching me how!
2016-09-07 01:38:37 +0000 UTC View Post
My tribute to the escher girls: Escher girls 4 life. I really need to get a job as a 90's-era comic artist. I’m so good at it!
In all seriousness, though, just looking at this picture makes my back hurt. And while the pose is impossible, the proportions of this body are WAY too possible for a 90's comic, so y...
2016-09-06 02:26:13 +0000 UTC View Post
These exercises in 90's-era comic excess proved to be the most popular puck voting incentives of all time. Which goes to show that people can make fun of Liefeld all they want, but his milkshake still brings all the boys to the yard.
2016-09-04 14:12:22 +0000 UTC View Post
I got super-sick right at the end of May, so this is what I could manage: A not-so-subtle homage to Ninja Sex Party. Hey, it’s better than nothing!
If you want to know the inspiration, prepare your ears FOR THIS!!!
2016-09-04 03:16:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Love that sheep. If you want the printable file, CLICK HERE.
By unpopular request! If you want the printable file, CLICK HERE!
2016-09-01 21:03:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Not nearly as popular as the Phoebe one, unfortunately. If you want the printable file, CLICK HERE.
I obviously ran out of good ideas for colin, and this was the result. It’s a funny kind of pathetic, I hope.
2016-08-30 11:56:00 +0000 UTC View Post
There’s only one teenage girl more terrifying than Daphne, and that’s Azula. And man, what a costume.
2016-08-29 02:37:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Seriously, man, if that’s not a skort, things are getting super indecent up in this house.
Another excuse for cosplay here. I purposely focused on cartoons after my time (my time ending around 1990). This one I’m particularly proud of. Rarely have I done leather thigh-highs such justice.
2016-08-24 23:46:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I still get a chuckle every time I read these. Because they’re accurate. And sadly based on life experience.
2016-08-24 02:05:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a little screen shot of what's to come. Those who know their costumes can potentially guess what the theme of September's voting incentives is going to be.
2016-08-23 13:38:05 +0000 UTC View Post
A visual tease of the highest order. (The tease image is the little one in the bottom left corner.) People were ready to kill me after this one. And if you think I took a long, long time designing the intricate curves of the bubbles inside that lava lamp, you’re very right.
Nothing says christmas like sexy elf cosplay. Ami’ight? I had fun drawing this one.
A rare joke playing on the events at the time. Rob Ford was the crack-smoking mayor of Toronto at the time. Every newspaper in the world was reporting on
his crazy escapades, and I jumped on the bandwagon. Forgive me, please.
I avoid topical humor like the plague in the actual comic, because as a web...
2016-08-20 11:07:48 +0000 UTC View Post
November doesn’t offer much in Canada. But it does offer Phoebe’s shirt, which
showed up in a modified form later in the comic during the ‘Tale of Two Blondes’.
Obviously not what anyone expected. And kind of horrifying. I used to dress up in this type of costume as a kid - before they outlawed them. I remember the Pete’s dragon costume all too well. So flammable.
2016-08-16 12:57:32 +0000 UTC View Post
This one never even got posted as a voting incentive. Super secret bonus! It was actually assembled from extra elements originally planned for the 80's-tinged Jem-type page that didn't fit.
Want to download the high-res jpeg and print your own on decent paper? 2016-08-15 14:08:20 +0000 UTC View Post
This one is obviously my favourite. I just love chrome undies. Want to download the high-res jpeg and print your own on decent paper? CLICK HERE.
Truly, truly, truly outrageous. Want to download the high-res jpeg and print your own on decent paper? CLICK HERE.
FYI, Phoebe had never worn daisy dukes at the time of this voting incentive’s release.
Want to download the high-res jpeg and print your own on decent paper? CLICK HERE! ...
2016-08-11 02:35:56 +0000 UTC View Post
This paper doll series proved to be quite popular, but I’m not sure how many people were actually cutting the dolls out. And Phoebe would never wear underwear this practical. Just saying.
Want to download the high-res jpeg and print your own on decent paper? 2016-08-09 21:46:30 +0000 UTC View Post
So Star Trek fans jumped on me with this one, stating that counsellor Troi actually wore civvies because she wasn’t an officer, but that sounds to me like some serious retconning. You got a com badge? you on the bridge? It’s a f#$%ing uniform.
2016-08-09 01:40:07 +0000 UTC View Post
