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Central Mexico Recap Episode Ad-Free

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This episode sponsored by Fiberpad, where you can glue duct-taped wheatgrass and fiberglass to your face in order to clear up any blemishes nice. What can limestone do for you and how does it form?

A long, winding rant through the mountains of Queretero about habitats and species encountered at elevations between 6,000'...

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Rattlesnake Conservation in Mexico City

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Rockwalls are for Lovers

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Some recent Mexico photos

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Some recent photos and only a fraction of the ones I've taken during a brief stint recording in Mexico the last few days. I was invited to join some friends on a trip they had already planned.

The giant cacti are Isolatocereus durmortieri, at an elevation of 5'000 feet.

The mountain scenes and the ...

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Chicago Cicada Bonanza

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Thornscrub Destruction for Cattle Grazing

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Gunnera is just so goddamned Weird...

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For those of you unfamiliar with this long lonely branch on the Angiosperm family tree, take a look at these photos. AFterwards, go find Gunnera on the angiosperm phylogeny poster at www.plantgateway.com/poster  

This is a genus I fell...

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A New Species of Asteraceae in West Texas

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A Yucca and Moth Love Affair

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Desert Landscaping with Native Plants...Professional Jahb

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Fake Redwood Forests of New Zealand

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....and Geothermal Mushrooms

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Carnivorous Plants Unedited Video (Patreon-Only)

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Hey All,

I've been super short on time lately, as usual since I'm always burning the candle of both ends, but this was such a great operation to visit that I wanted to share it immediately since it will still be a few weeks before I can get around to editing it. The work that Drew and all his employees are doing ...

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Limestone Sinkhole Botany

Part Two of the Edwards Plateau Series sees Salvia roemeriana and a cool limestone ridge above a limestone pour off that drains to the Pedernales River (and the aquifer beneath, as well).

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Monster Cacti in a Geriatric RV Park

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Montezuma Cypress in Central Texas

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Death Valley Botany Podcast with Matt Berger

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In this episode we talk about limestone endemic plants, death valley ecology, a newly discoc species of Asteraceae, desert shrimp, cool bugs and more with botanist Matt Berger.

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Edwards Plateau and Austin Photos

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Some photos from the last few days

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In other news, we are putting a down payment on over 100 acres of Thornscrub Habitat on Tuesday. We should be full owners (with a mortgage, but whatever) within three weeks. Thanks everyone who donated for making this possible.

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Peyote Pollination

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Thornscrub Sanctuary

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Prairie Demolition in Texas

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The Other 99% of the Tree of Life Episode Ad-Free

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Thornscrub Sanctuary Update

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Well, we've looked at three properties so far. The first one, and the initial one I originally did the video about ended up being way too much money. The landowner wanted 7500 an acre for it, and I just couldn't justify it with the amount of buffel that needed to be removed (half the parcel had been root-plowed twenty years p...

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Collecting Prunus texana seed

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Total Eclipse Plant Walk

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Convergent Leaf Traits in Minas Gerais Brazil

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In this episode we make a trek to see the recently-described xerophytic bromeliad Encholirium agavoides in the mountains of Minas Gerais, Brazil but get distracted by the evolutionarily-convergent leaf morphology exemplified by all these incredible goddamn plants. Plants take on otherworldly forms on the nutrient-poor, ancien...

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Podcast #188 Ad-Free

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Rants about riding trains in Mexico, trying to settle cactus beef between different friends, neighbors of killed lawns coming over to the right side, AA sponsors, good wisdom & samurai swords, etc

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The Texas Almond and Associated Rants

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Baja Fungus Jaunt

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In this episode we check out the fungi growing in the Southern End of the Southern California Floristic Province as well as the odd breeding system of Lemonade Berry, Rhus integrifolia.

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Sandsheet Endemics

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Filmed over a year ago but finally stitched together and edited. Better late than never.

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