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The Uchiha Incident: Prologue

Taking the Chance

Another day, another sleepless night. With her back against the corner of her room, he sat there on the cold hard ground as she threw a small rubber ball against the wall. The rhythmic thump of the toy as it bounced around, ricocheting against her lumpy bed and the various scrolls sca...

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Seoul Kitchen: Chapter 34

Meet the Neighbors

With pots of bubbling marina and fresh pasta cooking over the boiling water that was salty as the sea, Chef found himself once more locked in battle against the ravenous appetite of Night City. No matter how many he served, the line kept growing. As one customer left with their plate...

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The Lawman: Chapter 1

Family Matters

As the Emperor's companion, Malcador had seen him take on countless roles throughout the ages. He had been a philosopher who inspired countless visionaries, a general to vast armies, a scientist who discovered wonders beyond comprehension, a ruler to long forgotten civilizations, and eve...

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Shovels & Shotgun: Chapter 4

Chapter 4

The room lit up with a baleful crimson hue as Cici and the rest of the Irregulars opened fire. She could feel her longlas whining, it's barrel sizzling as she already pushed it with her makeshift cannon but she couldn't stop, not when faced with this demon. She knew her luck was horrible but ...

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Weekly Polls # 16 + Monthly Winner Announcement.

Last months Weekly Poll was fun. We got Lawman and Profiteering From Magical Girls. There was a bit of a mess over at voting cause someone voted more than four times so kinda just decided to do the top two. It turned out well though yeah?

One more thing before we start this poll. The winner of this months poll was Law...

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Seoul Kitchen: Chapter 33

A Fox Asking For An Opinion

While chatting over coffee was relaxing, that wasn't why Kiwi came over. He still had an inbox that needed sorting and Kiwi had other things to do, job she needed done. Sitting by her side, he watched as the deluge of messages sorted itself out. Glancing to the edgerunner b...

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Seoul Kitchen: Chapter 32

An Apology over Coffee

Returning to his shop, Chef would find a rather irate Kiwi waiting for him by her lonesome. He almost didn't recognize her as she was wearing a good of all things but he recognized that face mask anywhere. Glaring at him as he approached her, she muttered tiredly, "You're late."<...

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A Warboss's Retirement Plan: Chapter 12

The Sweetest of Lies

This does not make any sense, nothing here made sense. Magnsik knew he had ran away, that he had fled that faithful battle yet here he was, back in Ullanor where it all should have ended. He sat there in the same familiar throne his reign, his clutched upon a tankard of his favori...

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July Polls 2024

June was a bit of a mess to be honest. The tooth extraction, the late start and then that little clog near the end. Really wish it could have been different but I just have to roll with the punches. Sorry about that. I'm still doing the second winner of the polls but yeah, a bit bummed that I'm only going to make one. Warboss...

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A Frog's Blessing in this Wonderful Galaxy: Chapter 7 Part 2

What's a Prince to a Frog?

Leading a revolution was far harder than Kermit had ever anticipated. He once thought it would simply be a matter of winning the war but as it turns out, it was only half the battle. Turns out, he also had to keep the various strong personalities from tearing each other apar...

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Quick Update and Apology

Sorry for the slow down in post. Just trying to get a chapter of a Frog's Blessing done but it's proving to be a painful process. Things aren't just gelling well in the writing ends of things. I had to scrap like 3 different versions of the start alone. Staring at a blank screen and the words just refusing to be written sucks...

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Seoul Kitchen: Chapter 31

Small Acts of Kindness

With a cart full ingredients, Chef marched back to the alley to find the kid along with a dozen so with him. They were a motley bunch, mostly teens like the boy as well as one lone old man to with them. The fact that he wasn't getting shot was a good sign. He'd rather not have to...

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Seoul Kitchen: Chapter 30

The Unwanted

Walking down the street, Chef found himself in a rather cheery mood. Humming out a half forgotten tune as he passed by the various stalls in the Cherry Blossom Market, he found fellow store owner cleaning up yesterdays trash. "It's a good day today, isn't it" He greeted only to be meet by ...

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The Lawman: Prologue [A Warhammer 30k XIth Primarch SI]

The Last Lonely Light

It is the 30th Millenium and the Old Night has finally ended. The Imperium of Man, inheritors to the lost glory of humanity, is about to launch a grand crusade to unite the vast desperate realms of mankind. With the Emperor of Mankind at its helm and the inexhaustible legions behi...

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Double or Nothing: Chapter 4

To Find Peace

Sleep for Kuina would prove illusive as things took a turn for the worse. Sweat poured down her forehead even as her teeth chattered against each other, threatening to shatter them while her body was shaking itself to pieces. Tossing and turning under cover, she couldn't decided if it was...

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Profiteering From Magical Girls: Prologue [Gushing Over Magical Girls Gamer SI]

My New Reality

They say reality is stranger than fiction, that nothing that is ever written down or conjured by the human mind could ever compare to what life can throw at us mortals. Back when I was still older but none the wiser, I would have said otherwise; That fiction can overcome the strangeness ...

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Weekly Poll #15

With the monthly polls getting revived, maybe it's time that I revive the Weekly Polls as well! Welcome to 15th Weekly poll or rather the second Bi-Weekly Polls! Let's get to voting shall we?

Like always, here are the rules. One, You can choose 4 stories max. Use it or lose it. Two, I can only spend 1 day on it. A few ...

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June 2024 Polls

It's been quite a while since we last had this huh? With all the attention Seoul Kitchen had gotten as well and just a few spanners here and there, we might have kept delaying this but no more. We're bringing this back cause I love all my fics and I want to see if there's gonna be a shakeup on which fic gets updated! Now with...

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Just got my Wisdom Tooth Removed. Ow

It's just one impacted teeth but fuck, can’t eat properly cause swallowing hurts. I can’t even jog or exercise cause I need to rest. Most of the time, I'm distracted by the pain, so I'm going to take a rest.

It'll only be a week of rest, so I'll be back in no time. Sorry about this.

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Double or Nothing: Chapter 3

To Achieve Tranquility

Clutching her sword, Kuina shivered as she stood there in the middle of the clear all while snow fell around her. She could feel her extremities aching as the cold sapped away at her strength and stole her breath. Not even her precaution of saving up for a thick winter clothes an...

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A Frog's Blessing in this Wonderful Galaxy: Chapter 7 Part 1

Kermitani 

Yvraine gazed down from her hidden perch upon the procession heading for Khaine’s Gate with apprehension as it draw ever closer to the new built Arena at the foot of the Monolithic structure. With the vast fleet of reavers and raiders flying overhead, one would think that they w...

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Wisdom Tooth Extraction Moved to June 1

Got to see a dentist this past Saturday, and I had to say they had the lightest hands out of all the Dentist I've been with. Considering they were my childhood dentist, that might explain my lack of fear with the tooth doctor.

Anyways, I got my tooth extraction scheduled so no going under just yet... later.

Is c...

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Seoul Kitchen: Chapter 29

The Pizza Man

Sitting there on the train, arms crossed and legs tapping, with earplugs stuck in his ears, Chef felt like he was going to go insane. "Come one, when's the next stop," He muttered as he glanced at his clock, eager to get off his current ride.

Chef never really liked the public tran...

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Seoul Kitchen: Chapter 28

Silly Little Problems

As he stared at the mountain of messages rolling down his inbox, he realized that maybe it wasn't the greatest idea to use his main line for his job posting. "At least I got a lot of replies," He told himself as he sat there by the counter while he waited for the sausages to cook....

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Wisdom Tooth Extraction this Weekend.

Soooo my impacted wisdom tooth decided to be a problem this month. It hurts just to chew right now. Need to get it removed. I might be out this Saturday or Sunday. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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Shovels & Shotgun: Chapter 3

Chapter 3

Cici was never really that much of a devout believer to the faith. Oh sure, she prayed to the emperor as much as any other guardsman but she may have only done so light heartedly. Don't get her wrong, he definitely believed in the Emperor and his wisdom, but she didn't see him as someone that...

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Call to Adventure: Chapter 11

Amongst Good Company

After spending months on my own, waking up to the sound of bleating goats was a strange, but welcomed, change of pace. As awareness returned to me once more, eyes still bleary and body sore from yesterdays excitement, I found myself laying atop a bed of pine leaves and straw. It wa...

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Seoul Kitchen: Side Story 4

A Curious Case of Cheeseburgers

Faraday liked to believe that he is a man with a refined palate, a gourmand; one that required to be satiated from time to time. While some would call it a waste, to splurge out on something as simple as food, he sees it as enjoying the finer things in life. To enjoy a g...

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Double or Nothing: Chapter 2

Through Trials and Tribulation

Seasons came and went, bringing with it change to the sleep village of Shimotsuki. New faces, new house, farmlands where once were forest, the village grew before Zoro even knew it. Still, it was the same old village he grow up. Same roads, same people running around, wor...

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Double or Nothing: Chapter 1

A Dream Relentlessly Pursued

Summer turned to winter before giving way to spring. As the snow melted with the longer days, the land awakened, bringing new life into this world. Standing there by the coast, feeling the fresh ocean breeze as the sun rose up to greet the world, he couldn’t help but remi...

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