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So let's talk taxes.

There's really no avoiding this one, I guess.

Starting in July, Patreon is applying sales taxes to certain pledges. This isn't something that they can fight against, nor something we as users of the platform can protest; it's law, and they have to comply with it.

As far as I'm concerned regarding everything, I thi...

Senran Kagura: Public Affection

Hikage is ready to spend the day outside of your apartment, wishing to show her affection for you as best she can. As the most emotionless member of the Crimson Squad, it's no easy task, but you'll get the idea soon enough as she assists you in the bathroom of a restaurant, or on a train.

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Super Sonico: Soniconfidence

Your girlfriend, the infamous pink haired idol, has worn a revealing leather outfit for a shoot. Encouraging her to get more confident in herself, you decide to let her take the top role throughout the week. The results get interesting by the end of it.

Persona 5: A Train Ride To Remember

Joker couldn't help but take interest in Ann and Makoto on the train ride to school. Not only were they wearing new uniforms, but having some sexual experiences with a businessman. It was a matter of time before the wildcard asserted his dominance and had a turn with the female thieves.

Code Geass/Konosuba: Act of Guidance

Kallen and Lelouch have missed out on quite a bit of school due to their pilot duties. Forced to report to the school's new guidance counselor, they find her to be a bit odd and otherworldly. That feeling doesn't last very long, as one glom to her chest later prevents them from thinking properly, among other changes.

April Patreon Prompt Poll!

Hey guys, time once again for the poll to decide which prompt will be written out for the month of April. All suggestions have been made by those at the $10 tier, and have offered the following:

From Leland Romeyn: " Adagio Dazzle and Sunset Shimmer hypnotizing and Tfing Lelouch Lamperouge from Code Geass and they have...

Pokemon: For Love of Mewtwo Ch. 3

Jason and Dillon make their way to Ecruteak for their next badge, only to run into Team Rocket and their secret weapon: A Gardevoir with Attract! It's much more effective than you'd think.

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Yeah, technically this would be "For Love of Gardevoir", but we already have a title. XD Besides, Mewtwo makes an appearanc...

Persona 5: Harem & Make Up

Futaba is eager to get Ren's harem back up and running, convincing her former leader to fuck more of the ladies he dated. With permission to pick the girls, the wildcard probably didn't expect Oracle to pick the ones most likely to have a mean streak of some kind.

Working Around Issues Ch. 2

Jim Gordon heads for the diner once more, hoping to see the Batgirl waitress once more. He's dejected as he finds out she had quit, but the waitresses "posing" as Supergirl and Power Girl are more than willing to assist him...mostly because they want to see what the fuss is about.

Monthly Audio Update & Poll

Hey guys, I figured I'd kill two birds with one stone today, so first up, the status on this month's audio.

I just received an email from the VA informing me that their recording computer had been fried in a recent thunderstorm. She's doing okay by the sound of things, and is looking to secure a laptop in the mean time....

Senran Kagura: Fatherly Play

Taking place after the events of "Peach Ball", you bring Haruka back to your place to towel off. As you should have expected from the sadistic shinobi, she decides to play with you a little, even suggesting the two of you roleplay as father and daughter.

Batwoman: Lex Luthor's Secretary Slut

In order to obtain plans from Lex Luthor, Katherine Kane goes undercover in order to get close enough to Lex to get his plans. Unfortunately, she learns that there are some things she won't like to do if she wants to get to that level with the billionaire.

(This story contains problematic content, ie. lesbian-on-straigh...

State of Something Address for April 2020

Hi everyone, I hope your month has been going well. This SoS is going to be a little different from the usual ones, as it's more a clump of things going off the top of my head rather than specific issues.

It's been about a month since my job had to shut down as a nonessential during this weird period in our lives, and.....

Rosario + Werewolf Ch. 3

Tsukune, Moka, and Ginei head to the beach, where the vampire and werewolf not only have their fun out in the open, but she also shows off much more of her sluttier side.

HCTB Ch. 16

It's Rossweisse's turn to join Riser's harem! Another big ceremony takes place before the devil realm, with the Norse woman still thinking it beats being around Odin.

Totally Spies: Fan Fair

The Patreon Prompt for March 2020!

From Jman522: " Totally Spies: Alex, Clover and Sam are gangbanged by nerdy fans from a fan club of the girls. "

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So I can't remember if this was something I ever mentioned, but I realized something was a little silly since I started allowing the patrons to vote on the pr...

FF14: Inara's Warm Welcome Home

A viera and a miqote watch over the house of Au'Ra adventurer Inara, deciding to throw a welcome home party for her. It unravels into a small competition between the two for their master's approval, which goes into a VERY warm welcome.

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Final Fantasy 14 species names and their spellings are HARD!

...Yup th...

Diagora Tickled Fancy

Three clowns have been tasked with making the dragon princess Diagora amused, but even she finds their humor properly lacking in value. In a plan to kidnap her, they decide to hold her hostage, tickling her until she wishes to keep being tickled.

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Beatrix & Sharon, Office Sluts

Imagine you're a janitor named Serual, and you have a hot, curvy Gardevoir and a shortstack Renamon as your bosses. A little bit of blackmail presents the perfect opportunity for you to make something out of them, however. What else is one to do with such information?

Persona 5: The Last Goodbye?

It's Ren's final night in Tokyo, but Ann isn't ready to see him off back home just yet. With one final time to be together, the former Phantom Thieves decide there's only one real way they can say 'goodbye'.

RWBY: Laughing Matter Ch. 3

Blake finally encounters Shenzi, and it looks like she's about to fight to save her friends of their fate as cock cozies. But you should know by now that these kinds of stories don't end that easily. :P

GyaRWBY Ch. 2

Weiss had seen what had become of Blake after her corruption under Yang. While there are still plenty of secrets under her skirt, Ruby isn't afraid to try and get the heiress under the gyaru umbrella.

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So I gotta be honest, the first time I posted GyaRWBY on Patreon and HF, I was slightly worried because I don't...

Final Fantasy 7: The Don of Romance

After being forced into marriage by Don Corneo, Tifa feels this is the end of her life. But it's not until the honeymoon begins that she sees a more sensual side to the mob boss, and feels she might connect with him well.

RWBY: Side of Chestnut Vol. 5

Weiss tries her best to get along with the goth cat Faunus Ebony, knowing that she has something of a crush on Chestnut. It goes as well as you'd expect from someone as violent as the FawnUs guitarist, though. Well, okay. Maybe worse.

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I'm going to leave a warning on this one, this particular story does get a li...

Senran Kagura: Not So Disciplined

Ikaruga invites you to her house to work on a project. Unfortunately for her, you get a glimpse of just what goes on in her life when she isn't acting in line at school. And things grow interesting from there.

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I've decided that since these SK stories are commissioned by the same client, I'm prolly just going to...

March 2020 Patreon Prompt Poll!

Hey guys, I hope everyone is doing well right now. I've been doing my best to self-isolate, though this isn't too big an issue since I tend to do that when I don't have to leave for work anyway. >_> Just be sure you aren't going out to any major places and all should be well.

I also apologize for the lateness of t...

The April Fool's Day Story

This is the story that you as patrons voted for between this and the Interspecies Reviewers reviewing Venus DeMilo from Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation. I hope you're happy. XD

I do want to talk about why this was a thing, however. Because I'm sure even those of you that voted for this particular story were asking your...

Audio: Daddy Jeralt (male moan free)

Leonie sneaks into Captain Jeralt's room, and finally does the deed. Though she wakes her mentor up in the end, there's still fun to be had between them, even if the huntress makes it awkward in the end.

Jeralt: @HiJenxVO  

Leon...

Audio: Daddy Jeralt (w/male moans)

Leonie sneaks into Captain Jeralt's room, and finally does the deed. Though she wakes her mentor up in the end, there's still fun to be had between them, even if the huntress makes it awkward in the end.

Jeralt: @HiJenxVO  

Leon...

Patreon Q&A

12/19/24: The Patreon is undergoing some changes in 2025, so this Q&A Will see some updates to rectify the changes.

The Word Bank

This is only given to patrons at the $3 tier and up, with the accumulated word count matching the monthly payments. The Early Access tier will be 300 words, Politic...