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‎Stupid Hearts Club: SHC EP 89 - The Music Dad Podcast With Russ Pritchard of Noel Gallaghers High Flying Birds.

Nico has recorded himself badgering Noel’s bass player, the all-round excellent person Russ Pritchard. It’s FREE so get on it.

For the more discerning listener who enjoys only the finest things, there is a longer Patreon version behind the paywall. Find it, along with all of Nico’s other special stuff, here:

Let’s Name Nico’s British Dad-Rock Cover Band

I’ll kick things off…

Indie-gestion

DILF

Massive Prostate

Cigarettes and Voltarol

PODCAST 176 - Sweaty Captain Seaside

Nearly three hours of delightful bollocks. Which is what I call Nico.

Cornland Characters

Probably get a call from the school soon.

(Who’s going to Ally Pally later? It’s gonna be a sweaty one)

Talking to this Nutcase Tonight

I asked him for a picture and he just came up with this in a heartbeat. Like as if he’s saying ‘hmm where’d I leave my chewing gum?’ but it’s right there in his mouth! What is he like?! The senior royal hair and bonkers Hawaiian shirt are just the icing on the cake for this maverick who just likes to take a sideways...

Come On England!

I predict Saka will score in the first ten minutes.

PODCAST 175 - Diary of a Nincompoop

I did rise so late as to leave my work until the small hours. In this state I fear I was much lacking in succinctness and did speak much drivel.

No More Tunes!

There’s 65 hours of the bastards! Paul Brazil is a quivering wreck.

Dyson You Let Us Down

Our new vacuum cleaner’s pronouns are He/Him.

Morgan Donors 5 Tunes Megaplaylist

Spotify link for the mega-playlist, which is frankly out of hand.

Give Us Your Five Tunes

OK, it’s mega-playlist time. So how it’s gonna work is… comment on this post with SINGLE songs. Artist name followed by track name. Each Patron gets 5 choices each. Songs can be anything but let’s avoid obvious or well-known stuff, your own songs (this ain’t another Bonfire of Dreams) and ‘joke’ choices. This is...

Smoking Weed(s)

PODCAST 174 - Noely G Glasto Debrief

Two packets of crisps and a cup of tea at Wimbledon? Living the fucking dream.

Pic: dunno who to credit but he's with a band called Kneecap.

PODCAST 173 - The Flamethrower

A lot to unpack.

(edit: audio issues)

Imagine this guy…

…asking for your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

Solo out tonight. Didn’t answer enough of your questions and not got enough podcasts out this month so it’ll have a part two following asap.

Noel’s at Glastonbury this week but he’s coming on for a debrief next week.

No Rice

This next show with Noel is gonna be lit.

Lorraine Get De Bird

The Full Version.

What a Time To Be Alive

PODCAST 172 - The Bewilderment Project Part Two

Join Hazy and I on the river as, yet again, grand plans crumble into drunken stupidity.

Solo out soonish and the Podfather, Noely G, is back next week.

Ooh Burn!

After a lovely afternoon on the river we entered a pub and immediately Hazy got a vicious burn off an older lady. ‘’Ere, he looks like he’s robbed a washing line’. Ouch! He didn’t clap-back, instead we processed the trauma on the back patio like gentlemen.

There is a longer video of the whole canoeing expediti...

PODCAST 171 - The Bewilderment Project

I'll do the solo in the next couple of days. Meanwhile here's me and Hazy, fresh off the press recorded minutes ago in my garden before we head out to our inevitable demise on a boat. X

Solo Today

Any topics? Nothing heavy. Need to bring comedy back.

(Also give me ideas for video content you might want too. I’ve been busy setting up for filming and streaming)

Picture: another chamber pot I’ve tarted up.

X

MERCH MERCH MERCH

Yes it's finally here. Official merchandise designed by my own fair hand. Get involved in what will surely become a global fashion revolution.

PODCAST 170 - Ravishing Rick Rude

Some new low-points unlocked here. Drunkenly talking over each other, repeating stories, sub-layman theories and opinions and completely forgetting we were doing a podcast by the end as I just played the guitar at Rick who had zero interest. Good times.

Exciting News

White dog shit is back, and it’s whiter than ever!

Also, podcast with Rick out tomorrow. Merch launches this week and… I’m working on a new tier with videos. Proper videos. I’ve bought lights and a gimbal. And teeth-whitening strips.

So is this

This is incredible.

PODCAST 169 - Lower The Sail of Justice

Captain Seaside returns to hold hands and perambulate the distant wetlands of drivel and hope.

Banned Merch

Me scribble on him lickle face.

PODCAST 168 - I Shan't Do The Poznan

Another romp around the paddock with the iconic Noely G-Unit.