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PODCAST 64 - Psychotherapy Live audio

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Here's just the audio if you struggle with human faces. I also cut the four minutes of technical shambles from the beginning.


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Psychotherapy Live! The Video

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I really enjoyed this and now want to have therapy. BTW I had to contend with my own voice echoing back in my ears a second after I spoke and also a scrolling text window of naughty schoolchildren taking the piss and mucking about so it was ADHD torture but I enjoyed it so what does that say about me and my internalised traum...

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Psychotherapy Live! Tonight at 9pm UK time.

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We can fix us.

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Good News and Bad News

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Bad news is I’ve got a cold and feel like pure shite. So I’ve had to move our lovely psychotherapist session to NEXT MONDAY THE 27th AT 9PM UK TIME. Sorry!

Cancelling on a Psychotherapist who knows you intimately from podcasts is harder than you think. She wondered if I was really ill or just stressed and nervous. ...

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LIVE Tomorrow Night

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Tuesday that is. About 8 or 9pm. Join me for a LIVE session with a Psychotherapist, and get involved yourselves. Link to follow.

Comment below with some topics you need free therapy advice on, because I’m so normal and mentally-together that I will run out of problems pretty damn quick.

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PODCAST 61 - You Bloody Fool

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Podcasts/wormcasts- aren't they a bit similar really? A creature expelling the built up detritus of a troubled mind/worm. Bacteria, crawling men, talking ducks, falling bullets, kids swearing, 9/11- it's all here, ah life's rich tapestry! I need to go and lie down.

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PODCAST 60 - Mr and Mrs Big Fitness Guy

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Dear listener, my wife and I cordially invite you to listen to us talk bollocks for nearly 3 hours on a school night.


Wind ya neck in:

https://youtu.be/K4dmZ5_n6uU

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Podcast will be out tomorrow

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Sorry. Been in London with the missus overnight. Kids at Nanny and Grandad’s, dog at the Gardener’s with her dog mum. Lovely.

Not recorded it yet. Whaddyawant? Solo or shall I drag Katie into the nonsense again?

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PODCAST 59 - Rick Comes Again

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Why not hang out with a pair of old mates reminiscing about their misspent youth again?

I probably should have edited this a bit more but I got to it late because I bought an inflatable rowing boat and took the kids to the beach today to instil in them a lifelong terror of the sea.

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The Quest for the Secret Cave

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All I take from this is how fat I look. Seriously got depressed like a woman seeing pics of herself at her friend's wedding. That and the alcoholism and abuse of medication. Hard to pull any positives out of this. However, think of this as the 'before'. I've done a month off the naughty water and starting to think about soon ...

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I Want to Cry

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Just setting up to record Noel and I realise the fucking Rick show didn’t fucking record. I must’ve paused it at the beginning by accident. Never done that before. Maybe alcohol was good for me? Ffs. Actually gutted. We’ll record again. It might even be better cos we remembered lots of stories which we can tell better a...

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Guess Which Little Badass is Back From His Holidays?

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This is happening in 1.5 hours. Give us some (good) questions!

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Ricky B is back

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Dartford’s naughtiest boy is back in the hot-seat. Any questions, topics or offers to shag Tim’s Mum, let’s ‘ave ‘em.

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Winter is coming!

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She’s 5. Genuinely worried about the teenage years.


Update: She just delivered a threatening notification saying (had to ask) ‘I want Mum now, immediately. Wa!’

The unicorn sticker is the most threatening part for some reason.

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Baby Pic

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Here’s Nico and the curious little baby he gave away in the Fifties. I deleted the MMA baby cos he’s an 18 year old with a growth condition, didn’t realise. Whoops!

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PODCAST 57 - Gawd Bless You Ma'am

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Who actually is Nico? Is he a lady in the Fifties who gave a baby away? Is he an elderly bake-queen? Is he a silver fox? Or is he just a chap who's not on normal courtyard exercise with a box of VHS tapes?

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Thanks for the Bday present Hazy

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A super light-weight cooking pot from one hardcore adventure-man to another.

That name’s gonna stick isn’t it?

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PODCAST 56 - Lost in the Woods

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A podcast from the exact bend in the river where a stream of consciousness becomes a torrent of drivel. I can only apologise.

(Pictured: me, on a caravan holiday at the age of 15)

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Nanny’s Back

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I’ve spent the week riding miniature steam trains with a puppy. It’s the only way I can relax these days. I had planned to record a podcast whilst away but Coen (wisely) didn’t want to go to Peppa Pig World so my solo day became a Father/Son day. Anyway, I’ll record and post tomorrow. Nico next week. Maybe Noel after ...

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Low Point

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Just in the bath. Added ‘bath oil’. Bath became too slippery to sit up in. Can’t read book as constantly sliding down. Knocked the candle over, burning my hand with wax. Then in the dark I washed my hair with dog shampoo.


A week off the booze done.



(No, I haven’t pissed in...

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PODCAST 55 - The Legend of the Secret Cave

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A rambling journey to nowhere about a rambling journey to nowhere.

(I've left a scathing review of this 'Jamesons' drink on Amazon. It was horrible tasting and led me to make a number of very poor decisions as you will hear. No stars! Also it causes headaches)

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This Was an Omen

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A dead bird right by the AC intake after a few days of a heatwave? A Yorkshire lad in denial that the truck smelt of rotting flesh? No wonder our trip lasted just one night and now I’m ill in bed waiting on a Covid test. Nature warned us.

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PODCAST 54 - Adventure Man

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I'm a creep.
I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.

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Flying Solo Tonight

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ASS. Yeah that’s how it goes sometimes. I’m a lone wolf tonight because Nico has a bad neck (thoughts and prayers to his smurf-house). Ask me anything (not about wokeness, UFOs or comedy-writing- so over that shit man) Give me some new topics. Or maybe just re-send the things you’ve asked on DMs that I’m so behind on ...

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PODCAST 53 - Delightful Ollie Maltman

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A very grown-up chin-wag about acting, writing, improvising, Mike Leigh, Guy Ritchie and the constantly piss-stained trousers of a huge Hollywood star. The piss bit wasn't very grown-up actually. Create art from your heart or you will end up as regretfully wistful as me and Ollie.

(Normal 'fart attack', 'Nico's tit' and...

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A New Supergroup is Formed

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What are they called?

The Extravagance? Holy Shard? Bad4Life? Screaming Pope? The Spunk-burglars? Terrible Jeff? Lebensraum? He Who Smelt It? Caspar’s Onion? Breathwinkle? Liquid Smoke? Kill-flex? Childless Husk? Massive Harmony? The Pink Madness? Unkempt Hedge? 4skin? The Flaccid Cabaret? The Chuckles? Endless Gloss?...

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We’ve created a monster.

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Nico has created his own podcast and I’m the first guest. Let’s all get behind him as this is a man who took all his kitchen cupboard doors off this week ‘to make space’.

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How rude!

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Audio From Last Night's QnA

Now you can listen to my breakdown without seeing the full horror

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Video From Last Night's QnA

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Audio file coming too...

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