Ohhhh mama. Sorry about the wait gang, I've been up to my ears in a to-do list that never ends. Hope a bit of a longer episode makes up for it though!
In this Episode, Elm and Avery chat about how the party went...
Marketplace Mischief Part 10
Hey hi what's up what's goooood. How you doing? You got everything you need? Coffee? Water? Something fun for the joy reasons? Great cause I've gott PART 9 for ya today!
In this Episode, Elm and Avery discuss the legacy of historical asshole and inventor of breakfast cereal, Dr John Harvey Kellogg.
Marketpl...
2025-07-25 18:59:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Omg hellooooooo. How's it going? I'm pretty busy ngl but I think if I just stop breathing that should really free up some more time to be productive. Do you know how much time the average person spends breathing in a day? Embarrassing. What a waste. Tune into my podcast for more great work hacks.
Anywayyyy I've ...
2025-07-21 18:22:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hi helloooooo. How's it going? Its freakin hot out where I am rn. I'm talkin bag o ice cubes on the back of the neck hot. So yeah. Living the dream over here babyyyy.
I've got Marketplace Mischief Part 7 for ya todayyyy! Hope you all enjoy!
In this Episode, Elm is (surprising nobody) hungover.
Marketpl...
2025-07-17 18:29:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Heya, gang! What's upppp! Keeping your head about water? That's good. If not uh, that's okay, I'm not a Doctor but I'm pretty sure keeping your head under water for extended periods never hurt anyone. Keep up the good work.
I've got Marketplace Mischief Part 6 for ya todayyyy! Hope you all enjoy!
In ...
2025-07-13 18:16:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Well hey! What's good, king? How's it hangin? Are you being a magnanimous ruler to your peasants? I hope so. I've heard rumblings that they aren't so hyped about this "divine right of kings thing" anymore. I'd keep an eye out if I were you. In the meantime, sire, I've gotten Marketplace Mischief Part 5 made for you. Hope you ...
2025-07-09 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Well hi there! Hope you all are kicking ass, taking names and whatever else it is that you get up to on a Friday (mostly just those two for me tbh).
I've got Part 4 of Marketplace Mischief for ya today! Hope you like it!
Marketplace Mischief Part 4
In this Episode, Avery and Elm discuss the 1925 Geneva...
2025-07-04 18:07:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Omggg hey! How's it going?? I'm swinging by to give you Part 3 of our shiny NEW story!!
Huzzah! Hope you like itttt
Marketplace Mischief Part 3
In this Episode, Avery texts Elm post bookshelf pick up, they talk about a cat.
Hey hi hello! Hope you all are doing well. Excited to report I've got Part 2 of Marketplace Mischief here for ya! (Can I also just be all soft for a sec and say I appreciate all the support for the new story? It's always scary starting a new one, but you all are so so lovely. SO HEY THANKS ❤️)
Anywhooo check out par...
2025-06-25 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
WHOAH HI!!! Omg it's been a bit. I hope you all have had a good couple of days since we wrapped up Tabletop Temptations. It was one hell of a ride. Thanks again for sticking around for it all!!
I'm super excited to show you the first part of our new story!! I think this one will end up much shorter than Tabletop Temptat...
2025-06-21 20:52:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoahhhh hello. Damn here we are. The end of a 50+ part story??? That's insane, ya'll. I literally couldn't have done it without all of you. Ya'll are so supportive and lovely and I appreciate it so so so much!
Your patience has been for a good purpose though because godddddamn this is big post. Topped out at 8000 word...
2025-06-15 20:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhoah hey guys!! Sorry about the radio silence. I uh... Sort of went overboard with the finale lmao.
This is the largest story I've ever done by an insane margin. I really should have made it two posts or honestly even three. It's like 8000 words and over 100 slides and I was like well I may as well integrate all these...
2025-06-14 22:45:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoah hey! Hi! Hello! Nice to see you here. Well, one more week has past, a week spent busily working in my smutty, smutty laboratory to churn out TABLETOP TEMPTATIONS: THE BETH ENDING!! This one is by far the cutest one imo. I hope you all enjoy!
(In case you missed it, the polls were so close that I'm going to be drop...
2025-06-05 21:38:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Omfggg hellooooo. It's been a minute, but that's because I've been busy working in the smut mines to get you this delightful piece of work. It's the Iris Ending!!
(In case you missed it, the polls were so close I'm going to be dropping us into the Tabletop Temptations Multiverse so we can see what happens if Obi chooses...
2025-05-29 21:44:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoahhhh sorry. Didn't mean to walk in on you like that. I'll knock next time. I was just so freakin excited to be dropping off the ALICIA ENDING of Tabletop Temptations.
(In case you missed it, the polls were so close I'm going to be dropping us into the Tabletop Temptations Multiverse so we can see what happens if Ob...
2025-05-23 18:07:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Well the polls are closed, folks! Thanks to all who voted. Genuinely it's so lovely to have people give their input! 🥲
I'm sure you all are wondering about the results so....
Drumroll!! 🥁🥁🥁
The winner and the official ending is....
A two way tie. Looooool.
So in the main pol...
2025-05-19 19:36:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Helloooo my friends! Hope you all are doing well! I've got the penultimate chapter of Tabletop Temptations for you all here today! (Probably?)
Just a reminder! The poll to decide the ending closes tonight!! So if you want to vote on how you think our nearly 50 part Tabletop Temptations saga should come to an end make s...
2025-05-18 21:07:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoah hello there!! What's happening, what's good? How's your day??? Nice. That's good (unless it's not). Regardless I've got Part 48 of TABLETOP TEMPTATIONS FOR YOUUU. Please enjoyyy
P.S. We still have 4 more days to decide how Tabletop Temptations is going to end!! We're pretty neck in neck for a polyamory attemp...
Whoah what's up friends!! Hope you all are enjoying your weekend so far!! I've got a cheeky little Part 47 for you todayyyy.
P.S. Don't forget you can still vote for how the ending is gonna shake out! We're pretty neck in neck for a polyamory attempt ending or a parallel universe thing where we get to see Obi shoot his sh...
Omg hello! Hows it going??? Psst Don't forget you can now officially vote on the ending of our Tabletop Temptations Saga! I've pinned the poll which means so long as you're in the correct tier (tier "You Want Me" and up) you should see it at the top of your page!! Let me know how you think this whopping 50 part series should ...
2025-05-06 17:33:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hi, what's good? Hope you all are doing well! Don't forget you can now officially vote on the ending of our Tabletop Temptations Saga! I've pinned the poll which means so long as you're in the correct tier (tier "You Want Me" and up) you should see it at the top of your page!!
Anywhooo on to E45!!
In th...
2025-05-02 23:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoah hey gang! How’s your day going?
Oh my day is going pretty good! Thanks for asking.
I just wanted to swing by for a little chat, actually. Why don't you pull up a seat!
It feels to me that Tabletop Temptations is in the closing stretch but I’m really honestly torn about how it should all wrap up. ...
2025-05-01 23:28:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Guten tag homies! Hope you all are vibing. Its been a busy week over here at smut writing headquarters but I've lovingly slapped together Part 44 for ya'll! Hope you enjoyyy
In this episode, Obi and Alicia have a heart to heart...
Part 44
What's uppp crew! Hope you're surviving the start to your week! Take this to help you survive, homie! You got this!
In this episode, Beth and Obi reflect on their hang... Beth gets competitive.
Part 43
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2025-04-22 19:19:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey gang! Hope everyone is enjoying spring and all its various goodness! Keep up the good work, you've got this. In honor of your good work today, I'm dropping off Part 42! Please enjoyyy!
In this episode Beth finally arrives... Obi chats with Alicia about his reoccuring nerves, Beth asks him about outfits and Ir...
2025-04-18 18:51:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh hey hi! Whatsup, what's happening? How's it hanging? Oh yeah? You think that's crazy? Get a load of this...
Part 41
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Password is Nat20
Our three lovely models are Morgan Quinn as Alicia, You...
Whoah hey. Long time no see! Sorry about the delay on this one, shits been crazyyyyyy. Thanks for waiting! Please enjoyyyyoyyyyyoyyy!
In this Episode, Obi and Beth chat as Beth gets ready to move, Iris hits Obi up with a suspicious DND question...
Part 40
Hey party people! Wazzzaguuuuuud? Idk why envisioned myself with crazy sunglasses drinking a drink out of a squiggly straw as I said that.
Anyway, I have PART 39 FOR YOU and only you. Don't tell anyone else about it, kay? It's our little secret, boo.
Hope you all enjoy!!
In this Episode, Obi tells a little l...
2025-04-04 20:36:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoah hi!! Welcome to the week. Hope you're surviving Monday okay!! And if not, hey buck up I've got a realllll whopper of a post for you today. Formatting on stuff like this is always complicated but goddd I love how hot it is to be running two conversations side by side.
Hope you all enjoy!!
In this Episo...
2025-03-31 18:36:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh hey hi. Welcome back. Hope everything is cool with you. Oh me? Yeah I'm pretty good. Thanks for asking. As a reward for being polite you can have Part 37. Hope you enjoyyyyy!
In this Episode Obi catches up with Alicia, chats about Annabelle with Beth and gets surprised texted by Iris...
Part 37
