Otherwise we may never know what I would look like as a porn star with huge jugs.
BTW, I wasn’t sure if I should post the full image because it is like… extraordinarily graphic. My mind is actually blown that AI can create something so filthy.
Let me know in the comments if you want to see it!
2023-11-19 06:18:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a few nice, normal recent photos of me to prove that I’m a decent and demure, mild-mannered, classy lady IRL, who sometimes forgets to pack her clothes steamer on trips, and oftentimes lacks self-awarenes (see: 🙈). 😇
…It’s all a facade. 👹
2023-11-19 05:45:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Every single day.
World’s most violent sleeper.
2023-11-19 04:22:40 +0000 UTC View Post
A few fun pictures of me and* my friend Molly back in the day. (2012)
[on*]
2023-11-19 04:09:22 +0000 UTC View Post
TBH, I’m completely mortified that I couldn’t think of the name of this Austro-Hungarian potato pasta dish in my earlier “Lesbian Confession” voice recording post… because I worked at a hugely popular Biergarten for almost 2 years which required a RIGOROUS training in all things food & beverage (my extensive kno...
2023-11-19 01:55:50 +0000 UTC View PostAnd a hint hint at my villain origin story. 🦹🏼♀️
2023-11-19 01:38:30 +0000 UTC View PostAnd it wasn’t to come on here and make lesbian confessions. 😳
2023-11-19 01:36:33 +0000 UTC View Post
…for now. Because I’m going into my cave for a little while to work on Patreon content that actually requires me to use my brain, as opposed to everything else that I’ve posted here so far which is mindless trash (but in a good way). 🤓
I had to turn this photo diagonally because it was the only way to hide the ...
2023-11-18 22:52:35 +0000 UTC View PostI would call it “Wet Neudle”. 🍜😛🤡
2023-11-18 22:37:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m still figuring out Patreon’s functionality. This is a screenshot from a video of me trying to be sexy and accidentally tripping. I tried to post the video here, but Patreon only lets you share videos that are hosted on other platforms… Not sure I want this on Youtube so BRB while I play with Vimeo.
2023-11-18 22:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhich theme of sexy cosplay do you guys want to see from me first??
2023-11-18 21:47:57 +0000 UTC View PostPS: I know my first 2 voice recording posts were a little rough, but they were off the cuff and I wanted to give you the authentic unpolished Neudles experience as though you are sitting in my passenger’s seat listening to me ramble.
🤓🚘
No makeup, no clothes, no shame, no problem. 😎👍
I swear I’m not a raccoon, it’s the lighting. 🦡
2023-11-18 21:27:36 +0000 UTC View Post
You know about wet dreams, but now get ready for wet nightmares! 🤓
Here’s another absolute AI horror to haunt your life.
2023-11-18 20:50:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Not all of my attempts to create AI porn were successful.
Let the record show that I DID NOT ask for it to put my face on the character on the right, that was a creative choice by AI.
2023-11-18 20:45:43 +0000 UTC View Post
You can tell it’s not real because all 3 of me are missing my gap tooth.
I just want to know why Neudles #1 is dressed like a little boy (which is actually quite realistic for me IRL), but her 2 clone girlfriends are butt naked.
2023-11-18 20:35:33 +0000 UTC View Post
A good look at my little tongue-tied baby tongue and gaptooth, obviously. 👅🤓
2023-11-17 17:40:26 +0000 UTC View PostI’m just messing around on Patreon right now as I play with Patreon’s functionality and build out my brand new page. The good content is coming! I swear this whole page isn’t going to be AI generated porn and shocking selfies.
But as you all know, I’m a pervy teenage boy deep down in my soul, so there really was...
2023-11-17 06:07:42 +0000 UTC View Post
I promise this is a comedy Patreon, but just a heads up that I added another premium perv tier for all you pervs who came here to ogle me.
2023-11-17 05:19:16 +0000 UTC View Post
An up-close scantily clad look at my recent fitness progress.
Its not smut, it’s fitness content!!
2023-11-17 05:15:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Give the people what they want!
A totally random collection of photos of one of my best ASSets 🍑
2023-11-17 04:54:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Last XXX post before I get to what you actually want to see— comedy!!
2023-11-17 04:06:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Just in case clone orgies aren’t your cup of tea, allow me to indulge your solo Neudles fantasies. 🫦
2023-11-17 04:01:12 +0000 UTC View Post
