The exclusive has come a couple of days early! Coinpurse and Jet are visiting some friends in engineering this month: Frankie and Benny have been very envious that Jet gets to spend so much time with Coinpurse, so they're making the most of this rare visit. 💜
Don't forget to vote in the poll for September's content a...
2022-08-14 01:16:00 +0000 UTC
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Alright! We made it to August. Survival is a radical act in times like these, let me tell you.
Anyway, although ROBOTS are your definitive first place winner in the poll for this month's full colour exclusive, second place was a three way tie so I'm picking for you and you're getting MONSTERS for the public linear...
2022-08-01 20:36:31 +0000 UTC
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You've known Conrad for years. Known him in the Biblical sense, specifically, for years. Every few months you'll walk into your barn of a night and there he'll be, come to get a proverbial itch scratched, and now here he is again, as ready as ever to get down to business.
You haven't managed to tell him yet that y...
2022-07-16 23:19:44 +0000 UTC
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You know how this works, first place gets the full colour exclusive and second place gets the mid-month public lineart. If you see a tie, do me a favour and break it, yeah? ( b ._.)b
If you have any specific requests, drop a comment! I can't promise I'll do as you ask, but I'll definitely take it into consideratio...
2022-07-10 01:00:36 +0000 UTC
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It's a miracle, I know.
Jet used to work upstairs in the office with Manny and Slayer, but he and Slayer had trouble getting anything done if they were ever on the same shift, so Jet's had to go and work in the warehouse with Coinpurse instead. He's a bad influence. 💜
The monthly vote will be up in a few ...
2022-07-10 00:54:13 +0000 UTC
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It's VERY late/early because I forgot to do this earlier in the night but here we are! I'm alive, you're alive, and well done to both of us because god knows it's getting harder and harder to be alive these days! Christ!
Anyway, ROBOTS got 1st place in the poll and KNIGHTS came in 2nd, so for your full colour excl...
2022-07-02 04:58:57 +0000 UTC
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Manny's back again because I wanted to draw tits. 💜
Also you get four alt versions this time because I had an emergency this week and the new fridge-freezer I had to suddenly buy would have been a lot harder to stretch to if I didn't have you guys tossing money at me every month, so thanks! As always, I appreciate yo...
2022-06-18 01:41:35 +0000 UTC
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I'm VERY tired so I'll keep this short and sweet: LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE NEXT MONTH! First place gets the full colour exclusive, second place gets the publicly-posted lineart, and if you see a tie happening, it is your noble duty to break it with your vote! No ALIENS on the poll this month, we fell below 20 Patrons ...
2022-06-11 03:33:57 +0000 UTC
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You already know that Telestic Knights aren't shy about fooling around with strangers, and so it stands to reason that they'd have ways of signalling their interests to each other without having to say much. 💜
No backgrounds this month, lads. I'm knackered. The vote will be going up shortly, so make sure you let me k...
2022-06-11 03:26:47 +0000 UTC
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I'm alive! And so are you, if you're reading this. Good job! We are being so brave about it.
Anyway, the poll has closed and you guys have asked for KNIGHTS for June's exclusive, with a side of ROBOTS for mid-month. I will be getting to work on those for you immediately, but in the meantime please accept my heartfelt th...
2022-06-01 20:58:07 +0000 UTC
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I haven't drawn anything with a Protoss in it for YEARS, so it's time for that to change! This boy doesn't have a name (yet), but he looks like he could use some company, doesn't he? 💜
Don't forget to vote for June's content if you haven't already and I'll see you on the 1st of the month with the Progress Report™. ...
2022-05-20 23:42:33 +0000 UTC
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You know the drill, first place gets the colour exclusive and second place gets the publicly-posted lineart piece. If you see a tie happening, do your duty and break it! Otherwise I'll have to flip a coin to decide what you get. ( b ._.)b
Thanks a bunch for continuing to support me, guys. Your Patronage allows me ...
2022-05-11 02:12:00 +0000 UTC
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These guys actually took the trouble to learn each other's names first, which is more effort than some go to. Maybe they'll even keep hanging out together afterwards, who knows!
Anyway, I'll see you sometime around the 20th with those ALIENS. Thanks so much for your continued support, and don't forget to vote in t...
2022-05-11 02:06:29 +0000 UTC
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I am delighted to report that KNIGHTS have taken first place in the poll for this month's content, so you'll be getting some of those sometime around the 10th. ALIENS took second, so that'll be your public lineart piece, and since it's now the 1st and we're still well over 20 Patrons (!!!) they'll also be appearing in the pol...
2022-05-01 16:44:32 +0000 UTC
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I realise most of you will (rightly) be in bed when I'm posting this, but it'll be a nice surprise for you to wake up to in the morning. Enjoy! 💜
Don't forget to vote in the mid-month poll if you haven't already, by the way - there's currently a four-way tie for second place, which is a new record for poll ties, I th...
2022-04-19 02:50:29 +0000 UTC
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This is what people draw on Easter, right? lmao
(Technically they're chemical data packets and not actually eggs at all but don't let that spoil the fun for you, lmao. 🥚💜)
Your BIKERS are coming but enjoy this bonus Coinpurse as a thanks for being so patient while I finished the exclusive. Happy Easter! ( b ...
2022-04-17 20:27:49 +0000 UTC
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Thanks again for being so patient while I worked on those ROBOTS for you. Your BIKERS are coming ASAP and, hopefully, will not be late! Or as late. Hopefully they won't be late.
Anyway, it's my birthday next month! May 1st!! So tell me what you want me to draw for May's content - we're still over 20 Patro...
2022-04-17 04:21:36 +0000 UTC
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🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
YOU GOT A WHOLE COMIC. This took so fucking long. Why did I do that.
Anyway! Bio-robots like Manny, Slayer, Coinpurse and Jet deal in chemical data, which can store enormous volumes of information in an incredibly small amount of space! However, transferring it betwee...
2022-04-17 04:09:52 +0000 UTC
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Alright so I hate to do this at 11pm on a Friday night when the exclusive is already so late, but this shit just needs to cook for one (1) more day so I can get it finished to the standard that I want it to be. Just one more day! You'll get it tomorrow night.
And if you don't get it tomorrow night, I'll owe you an...
2022-04-15 22:01:11 +0000 UTC
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Alright, so I need to tell you guys, I have been incredibly overambitious with your full colour exclusive this month, I suppose because I haven't drawn my stupid squishy robots in what I think might be over a year at this point and I have evidently missed them, and as a result, it is likely to be a few days late! I a...
2022-04-07 03:27:49 +0000 UTC
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No pranks here ever, that's a guarantee. 💜
The result of the poll for April's content is blessedly conclusive! I am delighted to tell you that you are getting ROBOTS for the full-colour exclusive, and BIKERS for the mid-month lineart piece.
(You guys just fucking love those bikers, huh.)
Thank...
2022-04-01 20:05:46 +0000 UTC
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The Tree Sentinel is a big ol' boy, and you can get up to all sorts behind his big ol' shield without anyone seeing. 💛🌳 I'm sure his horse doesn't mind, lmao.
Now listen, some of you may be about to mention the lack of detailing on TS's armour, but I must tell you that I only get like $40 a month from this g...
2022-03-19 02:11:10 +0000 UTC
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I can't decide and I'm sure as hell not drawing both of them. Look at the sketches in the post below and choose for me. Thanks! ( b ._.)b
2022-03-11 15:53:53 +0000 UTC
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Tell me which pose you like better, don't forget to vote in the main poll for April's content too if you haven't already. Thanks! ( b ._.)b
2022-03-11 15:51:40 +0000 UTC
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Exactly what it says on the tin, let me know what you want me to draw for you next month! First place gets the full colour exclusive, second place gets the lineart only public piece, etc., etc., and we're over 20 Patrons again, so ALIENS are back on the menu for April, too. 💜
Let me know what you want to see! April i...
2022-03-10 00:20:20 +0000 UTC
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These two are back again! I don't know their names, you don't know their names, they don't even know each other's names! Enjoy them. 💜
The poll for April's content will be up shortly! Don't forget to vote and I'll see you mid-month for maybe KNIGHTS or maybe MONSTERS! I haven't decided yet. We'll see on the day, lmao...
2022-03-10 00:17:25 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys! It's the 1st of the month, and since this is the day when I reach into your pockets and filch the pennies out of them, I decided it'd probably be pretty cool if I made a little post today just so you aren't left hanging until I post the exclusive some time around the 10th. This is your official "I'm Not Dead, The Co...
2022-03-01 18:35:04 +0000 UTC
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There's nothing like bumping into a stranger in the woods and getting straight down to business with him. 💜
Thanks so much for your support, and don't forget to vote for March's content if you haven't already! I'll see y'all next month. ( b ._.)b
2022-02-18 21:07:20 +0000 UTC
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You know the drill, let me know what you'd like to see! First place gets the full colour exclusive, second place gets the public lineart piece, get us over 20 Patrons and we can reintroduce ALIENS to the mix. ( b ._.)b
See you mid-month for those KNIGHTS you asked for!
2022-02-10 02:01:13 +0000 UTC
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You'll get the KNIGHTS who tied for first place at mid-month, worry not. 💜
I don't know what these guys' names are but they're very fond of each other.
2022-02-10 01:55:20 +0000 UTC
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