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Grrl Power #1352 - Ballroom banter

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The following is all totally canon:

Sydney: Ooh! Is that Detla? No wait, her hair is pink. I didn't know Stygans could have pink hair. Of course Detla is the only one I met. It's cool that her skin is... uh, what color is that. A murky teal? I bet s...

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Heatwave Kissu Jiggawatt

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And... done! Hope you guys enjoy the nipples and associated comic. This is all fully canon, BTW.

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OMG, an update!

Another update. Next up, nudity. Or backgrounds. Maybe both.

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This month, I'm closing on a new house, selling my M...

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Grrl Power #1351 - Flash... back

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In my head, this page was very different. It was done manga style, meaning the sequence of Flash Drive going down the mountain road took 6 pages, and the panels were much larger. One panel of him cycling fast, a shot of his face with wind roaring past, a ...

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Grrl Power #1350 - Objectified permanence

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There is an obvious breakpoint for any stat where it goes from "nice to be recognized for that thing" to the crippling insecurity of "will anyone love me for me." I won't say something obvious like there's a downside to incredible wealth or comeliness, I'...

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Grrl Power #1349 - A standing ovulation

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Having never been female myself, I don't know what "Unexpected Feelings of Femaleness" would be. Were I a facetious person, I might suggest a sudden urge to go shoe shopping, buy a bunch of makeup, even though they already have a huge drawer of makeup, to...

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Grrl Power #1348 - Do as I telepathy, not as I do

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I might be overdoing it a little with how good looking this guy is supposed to be (and granted, that profile view isn't really doing him any favors, but roll with me on this.) But as the Mythbusters say, if something is worth doing, it's worth overdoing.<...

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Grrl Power #1347 - Schwinn...g?

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So Flash Drive is supposed to be ridiculously hot. In the comic, he suffers from my artistic limitations, as well as the fact that I am a heterosexual male with a finite understanding of what women find attractive. The first panel with his face (don't ask...

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Grrl Power #1346 - Flash Drive

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There was a part of me that thought this page would have been amusing with stick figure art, in a weird meta comic prank, because this page is a cameo debut that's been a long time coming, and to wait all that time and get stick figure art would be, well,...

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Grrl Power #1345 - Hack or slash

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I mean really, why not an axe and a sword? It's not like Maxima really has an encumbrance limit. The real limit is just how much stuff she can situate on her back before it gets in the way of doing her normal field work. A bag of holding wou...

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Grrl Power #1344 - Charity-ish

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Yes, this page is just so Dabbler can debut a dumb shirt. But I hadn't drawn Dabbler at the construction of the dungeon, which she would definitely be involved in, so I guess she was off doing something, be it going over engineering plans or just "chargin...

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Grrl Power #1343 - Parting is such and such

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Sciona definitely controls the senator, and the senator does sit on the committee that deals with Archon's budget, but that doesn't exactly give her much power over Archon. Not that she is necessarily gunning for them directly, anyway. Well, she might be,...

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Grrl Power #1342 - I'll show you yours

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Did you know it's only been 3 days since the last comic? Because it feels like it's been 3 weeks to me. Every time I move it makes me want to get rid of 90% of my stuff, but I usually only get rid of like 10-15%. I have a box that has nothing but little b...

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Grrl Power #1341 - The quadruple pincer gets 'em dripper?

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The move was Friday. It's Sunday night as I'm posting this, and I'm positive 6 days have elapsed.

Tired.
Itchy.
Tasty.

Deus doesn't need an excuse to invade neighboring countries, but it sure helps with motivating his people and keeping ...

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Grrl Power #1340 - The Zambia Reversal

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Hah! Deus has a history with air quotes. I forgot about that but someone linked that page in the comments for the previous comic.

Deus has been...

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Grrl Power #1339 - Qaplonk'

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SYDNEY: "Wait, how am I a danger to myself?"
MAXIMA: "Well, you did you just hit your superior officer with a deadly weapon... even if it's decidedly non-deadly to me. Still, you did just volunteer to peel every potato in..."
SYDNEY: //fidgetin...

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Grrl Power #1338 - Shadowcraft

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Sciona's managed to get herself on Maxima's "More info needed" list. She'll pass on her suspicions to Zephan about it he'll assign someone to investigate further.

It's got to be a party foul when you're hanging out with people who can see in perfect darkness,...

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Grrl Power #1337 - Nothing to 533 here

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Hey look! I figured out a way to do art quicker that didn't involve stick figures! Hah hah, well, I managed to amuse myself, anyway. Don't worry, this gag only runs for two pages. Man, it was so hard to stop myself from putting the eyeball hot-spots in to show that...

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Grrl Power #1336 - Budget anxiety

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"Also I haven't worn my hair straight like that since Friends went off the air. And I want the doll to be more fit. I want little girls wanting to grow up looking like athletes, not one missed meal away from terminal malnutrition!"

Profligate? Just say opulen...

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Grrl Power #1335 - Hare brained?

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The concrete setting guy's actual power is to accelerate any sort of chemical reaction without any weird side effects. I mean, no weird side effects like weakening the chemical bonds of the end product. And yes, that would make him insanely dangerous if he used his...

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Grrl Power #1334 - J'accuse, boobily

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For those wondering, Sciona's boobs can become selectively sticky. Not THAT way, you pervs. Okay, also THAT way, but it's certainly not how she's doing it on these recent pages. 

This page went through some editing, originally Sciona said something along...

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Grrl Power #1333 - Predictably predictable

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No, she's an Alari P.A! Sciona is an ancient-ish bloodmage who has proven ridiculously hard to kill in the past, and she does look down on nearly every...

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Grrl Power #1332 - Al-ari, al-ara, al-ari, al-ara ha ha ha ha

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I don't know if only a wolverine could be specifically responsible for Lorlara's speech pattern. I don't have any esoteric knowledge about wolverine digestive processes. Maybe a goat could also work. Possibly a housecat with pancreatitis?

I think&nbs...

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Grrl Power #1331 - An ear for accents

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Sciona hasn't given much thought to the fact that Deus probably has access to Alaripidia. Or whatever subset of it the colony ship that took up residence in Galytn brought with them. As that ship was a joint venture between three houses that were aligned on more is...

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Grrl Power #1330 - Order of order operations

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Sciona panicked just a little there. She's in a really good position and doesn't want to have to disappear and rebuild another power base. As a professional antagonist, that's the usual pattern. Build up a power base with some questionable yet never fully explained...

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Grrl Power #1329 - How not to be seen

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That would be SO. LOUD. It would make your vision vibrate. 

Triceratopi is definitely the plural for traceratopses. Don't look it up. 

Sydney's new nickname for Slam is "Blue Moon." She won't explain why, or why she's as familiar as she is wit...

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Grrl Power #1328 - An accidental outing

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Sciona wouldn't give herself away like that under normal circumstances, but she really doesn't remember the encounter with Sydney in the basement. Or... mos...

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Grrl Power #1327 - Booty duty peeper creeper

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You can tell an alien likes you when she installs advanced space encryption on your phone for the purpose of secure sexting. Even if she thinks of you as a himbo nitwit. Of course, her general opinion is that humans and most other races are lame, so her thinking of...

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Grrl Power #1326 - Conniption of the lepus

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Just admit you're a furry, Sydney! Your current boyfriend is covered in the stuff, and not because you're dating Dan Hedaya or still-alive Rob...

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Grrl Power #1325 - Open the door, get on the floor

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"Cretaceousify" is the nonomatopoeia, in case it's hard to read. Maybe I should have gone with "Cretaceous-ify," but that looks too close to "iffy." "Cretacify" might work spoken, but written it's confusing. 

"Node runny" is a typo, but... screw it. It w...

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Grrl Power #1324 - Were's there brown hare

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Sydney's never more ADHD than when she gets to question supers/weres/mages/cryptids/aliens about themselves. I would say any non-human, but supers are human, and if she found herself trapped in a room with an honest to god ninja he might wind up trying to use the a...

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