Tommonwealth Bank is being raided by Big Nose Inc. Which team will come out on top with the diamonds? It might be yours...
NB: This was filmed in January and, due to changing how our payments are processed (start of the month instead of the end of the month), this video will cover January and February. <...
2020-03-02 02:29:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello there boys,
It's prop giveaway time! This time around we're giving away the lamp that we sawed in two so that we could fit it into Elias' pants (his balls are MASSIVE so it was a tight squeeze). To enter into this giveaway, make sure that you are a $15 or higher tier Patron by 12pm Monday 2nd March (AEST). As alwa...
2020-02-23 02:19:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Yooooo boooooys! Please enjoy this alternate cut of 'My Terrible Roommate' that includes a different, more SINISTER soundtrack.
2020-02-22 07:18:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey you beautiful people, please enjoy the new podcast, completely UNCUT for your viewing pleasure. Xo.
2020-02-14 01:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Need to LAUGH? Then enjoy these outtakes from the newest video.
2020-02-03 06:19:02 +0000 UTC View Post
YOOOOOOOOOOOO, please enjoy this new podcast earlier than the non-patreon plebians. This is a special version that contains a little bit more content of us being way too fucked for what's allowed on youtube. Enjoy!
2020-01-29 06:51:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey boys, here's some more stuff to look at this week. ENJOY!
2020-01-28 01:52:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Boys,
It's time for another prop giveaway. This month we're giving away the mole from Snitches Get Stitches. That's right, for the low price of being a $15 or higher tier Patron by 11am Monday 3rd February (AEST) you can get yourself your very own bit of blue tack that we made to look like a mole. We pay for shippin...
2020-01-28 01:46:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey BOYS, please enjoy this week's extra content for the new vid. These are gonna be regular now. I PROMISE.
2020-01-20 03:09:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Two kingdoms at war. Ninety-nine Patrons. One winner. Will it be you?
2019-12-29 01:12:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Boys,
We're giving away the shirt that got bloodied up during 'AAAYYY' (this shirt definitely is NOT connected to a real murder that we DEFINITELY didn't commit on the night of October 27th).
To enter into the draw for the giveaway, make sure that you are a $15 or higher tier Patron by 10am Monday 16th ...
2019-12-12 23:47:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Behind the scenes from our September Patreon Thank You video. 2 minutes of Connor having to deal with Elias, Josh and Dad not playing along.
2019-10-28 23:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey! If you were already a Patreon at the beginning of September YOU are in this video. Connor, Elias, Josh and Dad craft a medieval story with YOUR names and we give you personalised animated characters!
We'll be doing this every month as a thank you and October's video will be out in the coming weeks. Who knows ...
2019-10-21 00:29:19 +0000 UTC View Post
PATREON EXCLUSIVE early access to our latest podcast, CrackerCast Episode 4! Starring Tom, Connor, Elias and Gabby. This episode is truely chaotic.
Thank you for supporting us through Patreon - it means we can keep making dumb shit like this. You're all very good boys (and girls).
Much love,
CrackerCrew
<... 2019-09-30 05:47:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey! Wanna see how we made our Dirty Talk video? As well as the start of PrAnKbOyS!, Tom's Patreon content prank show!? Check out this behind the scenes then you beautiful mofos.
A massive thank YOU for supporting us here on Patreon - we couldn't be making this sort of content this regularly without you. Our Septe...
2019-09-28 02:05:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Did someone say extra content? Did they? Help ME am I hearing things?
This is a behind the scenes for Belt. Dad's chocolate cake was yum.
2019-09-08 12:38:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Enjoy what might be your very first piece of bonus content! So much more to come! Mwah.
2019-08-25 11:28:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, well, well...
We thought we'd give you beautiful Patrons a sweet, sweet, out of date exclusive sketch. Originally we made this and it was just too twisted for us to put up on Youtube. (Plus, we get in so much trouble with Youtube when we do anything sexual.
Anyway, enjoy!
2019-06-14 00:18:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey! Here's an extra bit of content from this week's behind the scenes video. Connor and Elias are dirt farmers, farming for dirt.
Thank you for supporting us!
Hey gang!
Tom burns Connor's carpet, a map making contest (the loser has to eat their map) and a power play onset between directors. Check out this week's BTS for guaranteed* laughter!
*CrackerMilk Pty Ltd does not guarantee that you will laugh at anything at all. Please laugh responsibly and at y...
2019-06-01 06:31:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey gang!
Today we launched our very own merchandise for you to buy (if you want to)(please buy some so we can make more content more often)(we so dearly appreciate your Patreon support already and understand if you cannot afford a shirt)!
There are 4 unique designs in 5 unique colours. Check them out and te...
2019-05-25 06:31:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Long time no BTS. Josh (who edits our Patreon content) had to take a few weeks off CrackerMilk for reasons we're legally not allowed to divulge*. We've missed you dearly and are happy to share that all of the BTS will be released in the coming week.
We've also got an exciting announcement coming on the weekend! Keep you...
2019-05-24 11:29:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey gang,
Just Connor here letting you know you get to watch me get throttled by rocks in full HD. Hopefully the image is so detailed you'll be able to see the fear in my eyes.
Thanks,
Colon
2019-05-05 06:32:55 +0000 UTC View Post
An undercover cop, Wes Anderson and a gun showdown. What do these things have in common?
This week's behind the scenes. It's a spooky one, Patreon.
2019-04-28 04:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey! This week's behind the scenes video features an attempted possessing, high tech practical effects and Michael Caine.
Thank you to our Good Boys, Really Good Boys and Great Boys for making this content possible! Elias owes you a big sloppy kiss.
2019-04-21 04:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey gang!
We wanted to try something different and tried our hand at just having a lil chit chat about what we do. We had fun doing it and might make it a regular thing! Let us know what you think.
2019-04-18 01:13:19 +0000 UTC View Post
