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Breakin' Doors and Catching Kid-Diddling Connoors | BEHIND THE SCENES

Seriously, do not leave your child unattended around the Crackermilk discord mods.

Connor tries to put in a contact lens | BEHIND THE SCENES

Some say to this day he is still screaming. F in the chat for our American Hero.
Sorry I filmed this vertically lol.

Having an Affair in Couple's Therapy (Ft. HUNDAR) | EXTRA LONG and UNCUT!

Can you believe that Brett Hundley (A.K.A Hundar) from Muscle Party actually agreed to come onto our podcast? Neither can we lol. It was very fun and he's a nice man and we hope you enjoy this silly thing we did with him. Elias is a furry btw.

We Go To The Gaza Strip | EXTRA LONG AND UNCUT!

Hey kids,

This video has more of everyone's favourite character: Bessie Blue. Bessie left us the following message to pass on to you all:

"GUHT AHFTARHNUNE PAYTRONS! THAHNK YE FOR YE KAYND PROVASHJAN OUF MANNEH TOOH THA CRARCKAMELK BOYES! ET AES A VEDDY NAICE THANG THA DAE FAR THEM! BESSEH BLEUH WESHES YE CEHD AW...

Suckin’ Toes | BEHIND THE SCENES

Here’s the behind the scenes footage of Tom sucking Connor’s toes. We did two takes of it. I HAD TO SUCK HIS TOES ON TWO OCCASSIONS AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

This is What You Wanted Podcast #2

HELLO EVERYONE AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Hope you're doing well. Let's see 2020 off by voting on the NEXT EPISODE of the 'This is What You Wanted' podcast. Last time we had great fun in Daddy Daycare, what will you monsters decide it is this time?

DADDY DAYCARE | This is What You Wanted Podcast #1

Your votes are in and the winner is... Daddy Daycare!

Strap in, because this podcast gets wild. Be careful what you wish for. Fuck me, this one went places.

Crackermilk Goes to Bunnings for Christmas

MERRY CHRISTMAS, KIDS!

To celebrate Christmas (it's Christmas morning right now in Brisbane), we're gifting you exclusive access to the Bunnings Secret Santa bit that we recorded for our Christmas stream on Twitch this past Monday.

Hope you enjoy, thank you for a wonderful year of patronage xx

Confronting a Racist Old White Man | EXTRA LONG and UNCUT!

Such a Christmas treat! The boys meet Santa, scoop up his mum’s COVID-ridden corpse, and save Christmas! What more could you want?

Love you all xx

Boys At a Slumber Party | Bloopers

This was very uncomfortable to make for everyone involved and these bloopers prove that very quickly. 

Meet Tom's New Hot Girlfriend | EXTRA LONG AND UNCUT

Good morrow, Denizens of Westworld!

It is I, Jon Sn, here to grant you access to your divine blessings of extra content. In this week's extra ration of blessing, we go on a Dating Show (or, as I call it, a Courting Ritual) and also take racist Elias to court for being a racist? Agast -- such a unique poddingcast! Please...

Planting An Undercover Cop In Our House | EXTRA LONG AND UNCUT!

Just a buncha blokes pretending to be toys for 25 minutes lol.

P.S. Just want to clarify, I'm not a cop.

New Merch

Hey kids,

Our new line of merch dropped today! There's heaps of designs out there for you to grab (check out our video that came out today showing them off if you missed it), but there's a special one for just you Patrons.

If you'd like this design, then it can be all yours by becoming a $50 tier patron (you can a...

We're Pressing Charges | EXTRA LONG AND UNCUT

Tom normally makes these descriptions and he made one for this video so I copied it but then copied something else so I don't have what he originally wrote and now I'm just sitting here looking like a fool trying to write something funny. 

100% Vegan | BEHIND THE SCENES

Hey friends we've got a great lil extra bit of comedy as all of our vegans from the latest video stuck around for some cast interviews. Let's just say they have some very interesting view points...

Saying Goodbye To Elias | UNCUT

Can Elias keep his job? Don't think so! Can we be funny? Don't think so!

Movember | BLOOPERS!

How does Goob come up with all those ZINGERS?!

It's the KFC. Lots of KFC.

We had a lot of fun making this week's vid. Hope you guys enjoy these bloopies, they're very silly xxo

Sponsored By Jeep Wrangler | EXTRA LONG AND UNCUT!

Hey fuckos, today's episode was the first one we filmed in the new house so that's why there isn't a patrons-as-dumb-things segment at the end -- because it didn't exist/we forgot about it!

This extended cut is a great peek behind the curtain at how absolutely off the rails the podcasts can get lol. Enjoy! xx...

There's Nothing Unusual About This Orphanage | EXTRA LONG AND UNCUT!

We filmed this one like eight months ago and BOY does it get dark. I completely forgot where we took the improv with this one and oh my god does it go to some very inappropriate places. Hope you enjoy, try the combo deal! xxoo

WE HAVE A PO BOX!

Hey homies, Tom here.

I have EXCITING NEWS!

We have a POOOOO BOOOOOOOOX (when you extend the vowel on ’PO’ it just says poo lol)

Send us all your fan mail! We’d love to see it!

PO Box 146

Carina QLD 4152

We Want To Be Inside Of Our Friend For His Own Good

Hey do you guys remember that episode of The Simpsons where they go inside Homer's body? Yeah, this is like that but with more poo. Enjoy!

Law and Order SVU Fan Fiction | EXTRA LONG AND UNCUT

Honestly this is such a dumpster fire of improv that it kind of....works? Somehow the lack of cohesiveness has really allowed for Grade-A comedy. Hope you enjoy xo

- Connor

We Sail The Seven Seas! | EXTRA LONG AND UNCUT

As promised, here's last week's extended pod. Very sorry for the delay on this one. This one's got a little bit more of a peek behind the curtains than the others. ENJOY!!!!

Taking Your Kids To The Factory | EXTRA LONG AND UNCUT

We've got a WHOPPER for you today, 25 whole minutes of uncut beauty. After watching this, you can really appreciate how Connor managed to ever cut it down into a cohesive story.

This one was really wild, hope you enjoy xx

Quick Update on This Week's Post

Yo it's ya boy Tom comin' at ya live from my bedroom. 

I just wanted to shoot a little update to let you know that we haven't forgotten about this week's post. We are going to be getting an extended and L O N G E R cut of this week's podcast up, but due to arduous and unpleasant circumstances, it is going to be del...

CALL NUTBUSTERS | EXTRA LONG AND UNCUT!

If there's somethin' strange in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? NOT ELIAS BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO SIGOURNEY WEAVER IS LOL. These extended podcasts cuts are just becoming us bullying Elias for more minutes. Hope you enjoy!

[REUPLOAD] Sent On a Magical Quest! | EXTRA LONG AND UNCUT!

This version has the last 3 minutes of audio! What a treat! Sorry about the broken upload before, Connor's virus-filled work computer (porn) botched the render and shat all over the audio.

If you liked today's podcast, then you'll probably (definitely) enjoy the even longer version where we haven't cut anything out so y...

YO-YOs ARE BACK! | Outtakes

Yo seriously what is up with these thumbnail errors. Anyway, here's some outtakes from today's video for you all to enjoy. Thanks for your continued support! xxo

LARP | Bloopers

Yo wtf is up with that thumbnail. Anyway, here's some dumb shit that happened while we filmed today's video. Many laughs were had. Enjoy xxo

If you want even MORE extra content, check out our twitch!

Hey dudes, a quick update comin' at ya to let you know that we also stream on twitch every Monday night at 7:30pm AEST. We're going live in 30 mins at the time of this post.

Usually consists of about 2 hours of us fucking around with a weekly theme. This week's theme is 'Medieval'.  Feel free to watch us live/watch...