crackermilk

a sleep paralysis demon's demon | UNCUT

Easily one of our favourites of all time. So proud of the weird deepfake technology we get to play with and make something truly incredible.  

gamer girl dirty talk | UNCUT

We had so many takes saying the word 'noob' and even though it was era appropriate, it was still too gross to include in the video. 

When she's in the mood| UNCUT

What more could you want? Elias in a skimpy top and a Lord of the Rings reference. 

Old People and Loud Ringtones | UNCUT

The leafblower that Chris brings over becomes not just a useful production tool, but a counter-productive toy that the DOP (Elias) insists on sticking in his mouth like the filthy boy he is. 

every man's fantasy

It was honestly so fun ripping apart the plasterboard. We couldn't believe how well it turned out on camera. We hope you enjoy the bloopers for this bad boy. 

airport security when they give pat-downs | UNCUT

WE HAD PADDING DOWN THERE HE WASN'T ACTUALLY TOUCHING MY DICK I SWEAR ON MY LIFE. 

Only Age of Empires Fans Will Get This | UNCUT

It's always a blast working with Bajo. It's great when your cast get to flex their improv muscle with everyone. We love Banjo very much and hope to see him soon. 

Would You Still Love Me As a Worm? | UNCUT

For everyone that's concerned, the worm was delicately placed back into its home after it's 15 minutes of CrackerMilk fame. Last we heard the worm was doing well, he sent us a postcard from Portugal so we think he's on vacation. 

huge red flags on a first date | UNCUT

Sorry for the stuff up guys, here are your goodies as promised. 

post-nut interview | UNCUT

Nichameleon gets kicked off the podcast | UNCUT

we replace Elias with an A.I | UNCUT PODCAST

This is our favourite episode of WE MAKE YOUR IDEAS so far. Enjoy the early release. 

Why Nick Won't Fire Dan Schneider | UNCUT

Hey guys sorry for the accidental upload this week! Here's the BTS for the schneider video. 

when she finds out your plants are fake | BLOOPERS

Nic has become such a fantastic part of the CrackerMilk team. She's always willing to jump in and goof off with us. Enjoy some bloopers this week!

People Obsessed With Smelling Flowers | UNCUT

Our favourite part of Elias having a haircut is that we get to watch him look like Eleven from Stranger Things while he walks around screaming, "you're just like papa!"

Nichameleon does improv with us | UNCUT

This was such a fun podcast to do and we're so keen to have nic on more. Let us know what you guys thought! 

Enjoy the early release of this bad boy. 

Police When They Investigate Themselves | BLOOPERS

Hey gang! Sorry for the lack of extra content last week. We're aiming to release THREE skits on Youtube for you guys and eventually gearing up to shoot a longform pilot (be quiet about this). 

Thanks! 

Connor

Elias finally admits why he hates vegans | UNCUT

Hey gang! Enjoy the uncut version of episode 12 of the CrackerMilk Podcast. 

why nukes will never launch | UNCUT

This is honestly so difficult to watch I'm pretty sure Goob made this with the intent for all of you to suffer as it somehow continues to suck the soul out of you the longer it goes on. 

Gabby opens up about her demonic possession | UNCUT

she's a 10 but needs an exorcist | BLOOPERS

Enjoy 

How it feels eating teppanyaki | BLOOPERS

This is my favourite video that we've ever made and I don't caere who knows it 

a minion talks about the allegations against Gru | UNCUT

Here's the uncut episode of the newest CrackerMilk podcast! Apologies for the rough audio in this one folks. Audio issues will be fixed before the next ep! 

Getting bitten by a vampire but he's still in the closet | BLOOPERS

we won a mermaid at the medieval festival | UNCUT

Enjoy an extra few minutes of footage from our day at the medieval festival! We love doing this style, so let us know if you'd like more of this. 

she's a 10 but loves minions | BLOOPERS

Sorry about the delay folks but enjoy the bloopers from the latest video! 

why is every Star Wars fan like this? | BLOOPERS

We're back with more sweet bloopers from our latest video. It's always fun ripping into Star Wars as 75% of CrackerMilk are massive sci fi fans with big mouse-eared shaped chips on our shoulders. 

Elias confesses his illness | UNCUT PODCAST

This is Season 3, Episode 9 of the CrackerMilk podcast. Enjoy the uncut version and let us know what you guys want more of. 

why are all spiritual couples like this | BLOOPERS

At one point during this we had to all sit down and have a 13 hour round table discussion about the areodynamics of Elias's thrusting. I'm glad we spoke about it for so long because it really does feel like he's getting absolutely railed by Brad (RIP). 

Asking Your Rooommate For a Condom | BLOOPERS

Enjoy more takes of Elias doing the most unsexy celebrity impersonation a man could do.