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Chapter 4: The PV Scam

At precisely noon on April 24th, amidst widespread anticipation, the official Star Rail account released a promotional video.

The comments section immediately flooded with urgent demands for the game's release:

[I'm Miss Lumina's Dog!: You seem pretty hyped too! Why not just launch it tod...

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Chapter 3: Saintess or Slacker? A Hair's Breadth Apart

Meanwhile, one month before the official launch of Star Rail, on the evening of the public beta preview livestream:

At 7:20 PM, a single livestream dominated the trending topics across all major streaming platforms:

[Star Rail Special Preview Livestream Starts at 7:30 PM! Hot!]

[Seriously? People st...

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Chapter 2: You're Right, But I'm Just a Modern Person

"A Super Popular Character Assistance System?" Lumina's beautiful face creased with confusion. "What's it even for?"

[As the name suggests, its literal purpose is to assist the host in becoming a Super Popular Character.]

"A Super Popular Character..." Lumina lowered her head in thought, then looked up abruptly. "...

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Chapter 1: The Pure and Flawless Saintess

The universe stretches infinitely, its true extent known only to the Aeons who stand at its apex, gazing down upon all creation.

In those hidden corners, unseen and unknown, countless planets are born and extinguished each day.

On one such planet, nearing its end, a scene of apocalyptic proportions unfolds.

...

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Chapter 35: Sampo: "Kids, I'm back!"

Gepard's stern and indignant tone left Bronya at a loss for words. She was torn between her loyalty to her mother and her camaraderie with her fellow soldiers, especially since Serval had once been her mother's closest friend.

"I don't understand why Mother issued such an order either, Captain Gepard," Bronya said, her ...

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Chapter 34: Theresa: Wanna Throw Down?

Theresa sheathed the Oath of Judah and rejoined the group. "It's nothing," she said with a smile. "I just ran into something interesting."

She recounted the incident to Stelle, Dan Heng, and a frightened March 7th.

"Uwaah! That's so scary! I never thought these things actually existed!" March 7th cried, clinging t...

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Chapter 33: Theresa: "I Could Tell She Wasn't Human From the Start!"

After a satisfying meal, Old Goethe instructed the staff to escort everyone to their rooms. They were all assigned luxurious suites conveniently located next to each other.

"Ugh, I'm so sleepy! I'm going to take a bath and crash. I can't wait to see what exciting things happen tomorrow!" March 7th yawned, standing in fr...

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Chapter 32: Serval's Promise

Afterward, everyone eagerly chatted with Serval, learning a wealth of information about Belobog. Among other things, Serval revealed with a smile that she was Gepard's older sister.

The group found it hard to believe that the stern and rigid Gepard could have such a laid-back older sister.

As the sun began to set,...

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Chapter 31: Belobog's Problem

The Homu System went wild with excitement when it learned Theresa wanted to make a purchase.

It eagerly asked what she desired.

Theresa pondered, chatting with Serval as she browsed the Homu System's offerings. Prominently displayed were various Homu plushies, and Theresa felt a childish urge to buy them. She secr...

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Chapter 60: Fireball and Future Walk

The perspective shifts to Yuna, who, along with her Ranger teammate, now stood on the rooftop of a three-story building in Cloudsea City. This was the same luxurious inn where the Imperial Commander and the White-Bearded Old Mage had previously stayed.

But that wasn't the important part. Yuna hadn't reached the rooftop ...

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Chapter 59: Fame Nearing Its Peak

By the time Cipher returned to the Adventurer's Guild, night had completely fallen. She was still pondering the White-Bearded Old Mage's words. His meaning was clear: he would assist if their strength surpassed the enemy's, but if the enemy's power proved overwhelming, he would prioritize his own safety.

Now that the Em...

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Chapter 58: The Fine Gold Greatbow

Clearly, after the Imperial Assassin's failed assassination attempt, soldiers throughout the city had launched a full-scale search for the culprit. Now, they had unexpectedly cornered the Imperial Commander himself. Cipher couldn't help but feel a twinge of guilt; after all, these two were taking the fall for her actions.

...

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Chapter 57: Feidric's Past

Cipher couldn't help but feel a pang of disappointment. If this method didn't work, then all her leads had vanished, leaving her completely adrift and unsure of what to do next.

Seeing her cat ears droop, Feidric reassured her, "Don't worry, don't rush. Things always take unexpected turns."

The group shared a meal...

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Chapter 56: The Diviner

When Cipher returned to the Adventurer's Guild, she immediately noticed Feidric sitting in the main hall, looking slightly troubled, with three individuals in Mage Robes across from him.

Aria and Douglas were also there, flanking Feidric, and the six of them seemed to be engaged in a serious discussion.

Cipher hur...

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Chapter 355: A Friend's Gift

Saturday arrived, and Lily rushed to Herta's place immediately after school. She had never looked forward to the weekend with such eager anticipation.

Previously, weekdays were for studying, and weekends at home were also spent studying. For Lily, there had been little difference between them. But now, everything had ch...

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Chapter 354: Unit 01

Lily wasn't exactly lacking in social skills. After all, she was the type to confidently shout "Madam Herta is unparalleled in the world!" in a bookstore. What kind of social butterfly would fear making friends?

Yet, because of her academic struggles, Lily devoted all her time to studying. Even with this relentless focu...

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Chapter 353: Lily: Teacher Herta, Can I Give My Friend a Fee?

Early the next morning, Herta was already up and working. Building a small signal station wasn't particularly difficult; the real challenge lay in bypassing Great Britain's magic barrier using scientific methods.

However, after thoroughly studying the junior and senior high school magic textbooks she had purchased, Hert...

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Chapter 352: The Herta: Hey! I Have a Daring Idea!

Lily frowned deeply, her eyes glued to the textbook before her. She occasionally picked up her pen to jot down notes. Herta, meanwhile, lounged on the sofa, her black-stockinged legs crossed at the knees, thighs overlapping. One hand, curled into a fist, propped up her cheek, while the other held a science textbook. She yawne...

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Chapter 351: 'Magic of Another World'

"Of course there are no restrictions!" Lily declared. After all, magic in Great Britain had evolved solely for combat. In battle, no one cared what weapons or methods you used—victory was victory, and defeat was defeat.

Lily then introduced her five magic wands, each about the length of two fingers and intricately car...

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Chapter 350: The Answer to This Question Is Obvious, Isn't It...

Moments later, Herta, clutching the address, arrived at the "home" Great Britain had arranged for her. It was an aging apartment complex, its buildings no taller than six stories and without elevators.

Unfortunately, Herta's apartment was on the top floor. With her trademark deadpan expression, she trudged up the stairs...

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Chapter 349: The Stunning Madam Herta

After her brain had been forcibly upgraded with that damned "elementary school knowledge," Herta picked up junior and senior high school textbooks, intending to buy them and study them at her leisure.

Originally, Herta had believed that becoming smarter would make her enjoy learning even more. After all, she could now g...

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Chapter 348: Artoria

"R-really?!" the blonde girl exclaimed excitedly. "What should I call you? Teacher? Master? Is there a formal apprenticeship ceremony? Do I need to perform the three kneelings and nine prostrations, present a formal apprenticeship petition, and offer ceremonial tea?"

"Oh, right! I haven't even introduced myself yet. I'm...

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Chapter 347: I May Be Dumb, But I'm Not Stupid!

Just as Herta was playing with fire, footsteps approached from beside her, startling her into immediately extinguishing the flame in her hand. After all, lighting a fire in a public place was clearly her fault.

However, the passerby had evidently witnessed the spectacle. A delighted gasp followed: "You're that Witch fro...

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Chapter 346: Talent

The Team Leader visibly froze, taken aback by Herta's words. Herta, meanwhile, continued to rattle off the list of 'Daily Magic' spells with a smile, as if reciting a menu.

It wasn't exactly useless—conjuring shaved ice or iced tea out of thin air might have some niche applications. But claiming it was genuinely pract...

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V2 Chapter 4: The Way You Talk Is So Freaking Cool

High-end corpses often only require a simple soak... Ahem, ahem.

Lacking the necessary experimental equipment, Lofan simply processed the four corpses. After instructing No. 1, the "Slice," to go shopping, his consciousness returned to the Aquabus.

The moment Lofan's consciousness reconnected, he heard co...

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V2 Chapter 3: The Doctor Suddenly Felt a Chill Down His Spine

Lofan gazed at Vinani with curiosity. Though he had seen Melusines on the streets of Fontaine before, this was his first time interacting with one.

His first impression of her was one of pure, endearing naivety. As she spoke, she waved her tiny hands, her appearance radiating innocent charm.

If he hadn't known she...

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V2 Chapter 2: I Swear I Didn't Assault an Officer!

The autopsy report came back quickly: death by Sinthe... cough, cough... specifically, sudden cardiac arrest caused by Sinthe-induced mental overstimulation and a rapid heartbeat.

When the man heard the results, he nearly vomited!

Originally, selling Sinthe had only meant sneaking into the Fortress of Meropide to ...

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V2 Chapter 1: The Light of Justice Shines Upon the Land

While the citizens of Fontaine celebrated Relf's death with wild abandon, Lofan had already been enjoying a leisurely few days in Poisson.

Of course, Lofan's presence in Poisson wasn't purely for relaxation. He had a specific reason for targeting this small town; otherwise, wouldn't he have preferred the vibrant pleasur...

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Chapter 87: Wasn't the Charge Wage Theft? (Volume 1 End)

"What is Lady Furina doing?"

"She looks utterly astonished! Could she not know the details of today's Judgment?"

"Silence! How could Lady Furina possibly be unaware? Which nation sent you spies to slander her so brazenly?"

"Lady Furina must be devising the perfect punishment for Relf. Everyone, quiet down an...

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Chapter 30: Homu System: Time to Cash In?

The group leisurely made their way to the Neverwinter Workshop that Gepard had mentioned. Instead of an outdoor concert, they found a group of men and women staring intently through the workshop windows, their faces twisted into infatuated grins.

"Hehe, Lady Serval~" A woman leaned against a window, giggling excitedly.<...

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