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B5 Chapter 62: Innocent

I stared at the scene, taking in the people along with Myol’s ferocity in her gaze. If she showed surprise at my lack of a reaction to her aura she didn’t show it, or at the very least, kept it under wraps.

“First of all, what evidence is there? Very curious as to how this information came to your ha...

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Chapter 61: Detain Him!

(Moog is alive-- Also sorry for the delay, google docs deleted the chapter 85% of the way through and I had to redo it. Hope yall have a good weekend!)

Galarion exploded in a shower of flowers and cotton candy. His large form shrank into the size of a bloated puppy before he lazily floated closer. 

Enj...

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B5 Chapter 60: Shakedown

Zagreus deposited Peter at my feet and sat back on his haunches with his tail wagging. 

I patted the nearest head and gestured to the man. “Did you want some of his blood?”

Two of Zagreus’ heads hissed and the other two shook their heads. 

No. Awful smell. Rotten body. Don’t want it....

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B5 Chapter 59: Underestimate

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Prismatic specks sprouted from Zharia’s feathers. The flames surrounding her turned more solid, the fire dripping onto the sand and scorching the grains black.  

Zagreus’s chest expanded and he leaned forward as the blood around his body bubbled and frothed. Dark red turned maroon followed by of black and ...

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B5 Chapter 58: Mine to Control

The mana burned, twisting and thickening where it touched–attempting to consume my limb. 

Bind! Shackle! Chain! Ground the bird. Remove it’s wings! Bi-

Ding!

Golden threads sprouted from my throne accompanying the chime bell. Around my soul a faint golden light suffused the world, ...

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B5 Chapter 57: What You're Worth

Metal screeched as the hammer bore down. For a second, the shining aura of mana inside the device flickered out of existence. 

Then all at once, a murky gold wave of mana exploded forth. The energy stretched across the sand, my body and theirs. It rose high into the air past the  pillar and well above the seat...

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B5 Chapter 56: What Are You Planning?

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I kept my stance casual, spinning my spear while displaying a wide grin for Blondie. He avoided looking my way at first, but his eyes eventually veered toward me while the others pretended to size each other up. 

His hesitancy quickly shifted to annoyance then anger as I widened my mask’s smile. 

“Yo...

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B5 Chapter 55: Between Rounds

(So yes. Suuuuper late Friday Chap. There'll be two chaps next week as usual. Life just kicked me a little hard when I thought I could stand my ground. Apologies. Hope you enjoy, and hope you enjoyed the weekend :) )

What do you say, Galarion? Think we got this?”  I asked.

He grunted and ...

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B5 Chapter 54: Poison vs Poison

While Sereza made her way down the arena steps, my mind wondered back to what I had done. More correctly, what Zog’s skill had done to me.

Ragnarok was a thing from old myths back on Earth. Nothing more than a tale told to kids or used by television to entertain the masses. The name in of itself shouldn’t have meant...

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B5 Chapter 53: Reactionary Aura

(Welp. I finished the chap. Had to rewrite a little bit to get a certain plot detail in and by doing so I realized I made a big boo boo. I failed to catch that I gave Zog's perk the same effect name as Cyrus' skill. Chaotic Resonance and Chaotic Resonance smh. I'll go back and change it throughout the weekend. Just know that ...

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Chapter 52: Enticing Display (Zog Pov)

Zog raised his fist looking toward the enchanted crystal. 

He was in the top right booth. Watching, waiting, judging. That man probably wanted to go first, but Zog didn’t mind the opportunity to show off. If it helped convince him to fight Zog faster, all the better.

For all that he pushed Zog away, Cyrus c...

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Small Emergency

Sorry. Super late chal but there'll be one tomorrow. Was forced to handle an emergency that popped up and I'm just barely sorting through it.

Don't worry. As stated. There'll be a chap sometime tomorrow. And there'll be a chap on Friday. It'll happen even if I have to pray to some eldritch writing god to do it.
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B5 Chapter 51: Just a Suggestion

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“You’re being insensitive,” Celenae explained.

“Am I?” I pointed to the  letter. “The more I learn about this creature you call a dad the more I dislike him. Sereza isn’t a daughter to him. She’s property. Like a stray puppy he decides is valuable enough only if he can show it off.”

“That...

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B5 Chapter 50: Oddity after Oddity

As I woke, I blinked sheepishly into the dimly lit room. I waited and waited. The snippet of impending smoke and ash didn’t come, instead leaving me with a peaceful silence and calm breaths.

“Looks like it worked just fine. I guess the smelly grease isn’t so bad after all,” I sighed.

Without nightmares to ...

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B5 Chapter 49: Rune Review

(longer chap, not entirely happy with it, but it'll do for now. Hope y'all have a great weekend!)

Soothing energy glided over my skin while mint and fresh berries filled my nose. I groaned and tried to sit up but a dainty hand firmly held me back. 

Not yet,” Áine commanded.

I kept my eye...

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B5 Chapter 48: Runic Knowledge

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I set the book down and let it rest on the table. Closing my eyes did little to relieve the rhythmic pounding; nor did it help ease strange burning around their edges. 

Galarion pulsed in distress, his tentacles reaching through my body like a ghostly parasite. The poor little guy couldn’t find his prey. For all...

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Chapter 47: Conversation and Bathworks

“Is something wrong?” Zog asked first.

I approached and thrusted the steaming mug into his hands before plopping onto one of the  couches. 

“Besides a lot of things, no,” I said.

He inspected the mug and sniffed the drink. After swirling the drink for a few seconds he daintily tipped some i...

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Chapter 46: A Cup to Relax

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(Three things: One: Merry Christmas!(For those who celebrate)

Two: I'm sorry about the chap its gonna be rough an unedited but it'll do for now. Been hard pressed the last week and barely made it home in time. And wouldn't yah know it, our poor resident editor Moogs is sick with terrible potentially horrifying equilibri...

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Chapter 45: Against Better Sanity

“No,” I said flatly.

“No?” Zog replied.

“No.”

“You haven’t heard what I wanted to say yet.”

“Don’t need too. Come on Khrem, let’s run away.”

“I don’t think that’s possible,” Khrem said, pointing to the gathered men behind Zog. “Your friend’s friends ...

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B5 Chapter 44: A Solution

(Didn't feel like making ANOTHER post as to how the chapter was still coming but a little late. TLDR, and I won't go into it, had some uncomfortable news during the weekend. Going to be a bit of a rough next couple of weeks for now, but it won't impact chapters other than when they get released. There will still be the...

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B5 Chapter 43: Finishing the Day

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The mountain lion-headed beastkin spun around. Fire broke across his shield creating a torrent of hissing steam. He slammed his staff against the stone, and sent the boiling water to the sides taking out the rogue pair pincering him into the corner.

The fire caster lifted their wand, a swirling ball of flames at its tip...

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Patreon Update Regarding Subscriptions

As the title says, and I'm sure some of you already know through other patreon creators, but there was an update sometime November regarding how payments work with apple pay.

TLDR: They are charging more, and taking more. Pretty much means that if you try subscribing through apple pay it'll cost more. I recommend to j...

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Chapter 42: Finishing Move

In the pit, more fighters went down. Roughly eighteen fighters stood, fighting to secure a spot. Shiny boy, was embroiled in a defensive duel between a human warrior with a large, bulbous stick. His shield did an admiral job at blocking the attacks but the man’s skill was strange.

Every hit caused the  tumor atop...

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Chapter 41: Zog!

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Her body flew through the air in a tangle of limbs as her sword went flying below. To the caster’s credit, a second barrier sprung into existence, flowing from his staff as the slingshot band flattened out. It rose to defend them, catching the woman’s body in a swirling sheet of water.

She spun and tumbled then ...

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B5 Chapter 40: Second Round

Scanning the area revealed nothing amiss to my senses, and Absolute Authority remained dormant. I only caught the tail-end of the mages guild repairing what damage the slabs have suffered, and then saw Yvonne sweep through the broken cogs of the enchantments and fix the frayed mana. When she finished, her eyes roamed...

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B5 Chapter 39: No Thanks

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Gently trying to remove her fingers failed. With more force I pried them loose and pushed her to an arm’s length. “Listen, I don’t think you understand me. I’m an adventurer not an enchanter.”

Her grip doubled in strength as she switched from vying for my collar to clutching my wrists. Yvonne leaned closer...

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Later in the Day--Post

Yeah, the post food-coma nap and the tryptophan hit hard last night. Post coming today, just not at the usual. Love yah, hope those who were yanks had a good thanksgiving!

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Chapter 38: Sidetracked Inclination

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( Sorry for the late upload. But as sorry, its 1k more words than usual :). Also ignore all the edit errors, I'll have the poor exhausted Moog's work on them when he awakens. P.S. He doesn't read this so don't tell him I said this, but he's totally sick of my shit with all the added u's to words that are supposed to be in Ame...

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Chapter 37: Buzzer Beater


The explosion erupted forth, channeling the power away from my body, but not all of it. Even with the careful control of my own mana and my familiars, physics reared its ugly head. When the world turned yellow pressure ruptured my ear drums and I dropped to my knees.

It burned and my blood boiled as the supercharged...

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Chapter 36: Boom

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(A bit of a longer chap, enjoy! Sorry for the delay)

There was a lull, like an intake of breath around us. One kept his sword pointed toward my chest while more of the crystalline spines formed along his hands.

An arrow whizzed overhead but it wasn’t enough to disrupt the calm, the pause from his declaration...

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