Yes, hello, Funatic here,
I am slightly phoning it in this week, giving y’all a new iteration of the character summaries – now including Korith. I felt like it was time to update everything and it's best to get everyone on the same page about what the characters can do. So, without further ado…
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2023-05-03 15:08:25 +0000 UTC
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A distant aftertaste of the seed lingered on Reysha’s tongue. It was sweet beyond anything else, perhaps even sweetness itself. Not even the gods remembered if the fruits of the Omniverse came before the fruits on the Leaves and the one that came before did not care for tastes.
Apexus needed no additional...
2023-05-03 15:01:23 +0000 UTC
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“I have found the missing shirt.” Claire immediately bowed her head – primarily in Lee’s direction. “It was my mistake. I mindlessly tossed it in with the other black laundry. I apologize deeply for suspecting you for something that was my own incompetence.”
“I, uhm, well, it happens,” Lee r...
2023-05-02 03:07:45 +0000 UTC
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As was typical, she awoke thirsty.
Curled up inside a lily the size of a car, she reached for the little ball of tree bark. A single, thick, waxy leaf covered a hole in the smooth surface. Tilting it backwards, she let the sweet water inside fill her mouth. Gulp for gulp, she refreshed herself. The fae ener...
2023-05-01 17:19:49 +0000 UTC
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It is done.
I will once again remind that you are NOT allowed to share this PDF. I will do a public release starting next month. Same goes for the artwork you will find within this volume.
I hope it will be everything you waited for.
2023-04-29 22:19:35 +0000 UTC
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John entered his living room in one of the best moods he could have possibly been in. “I am- Something off?” The moment he burst in through the door, he was met not by the usual grouping of available maids, but by a contemplative silence.
Aclysia and Claire stood, hands on their chins, next to Lee. The ...
2023-04-29 18:23:33 +0000 UTC
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Monday concluded with nothing done but the usual paperwork. Tuesday was much the same. All that was notable about these days was that John was testing the limits of what Hailey, Lorelei, Scarlett, and Lee could take in a single day. He had calculated how much raw time it would take for each of them to reach his c...
2023-04-28 16:52:22 +0000 UTC
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Multiple cumshots dumped simultaneously did not count as three separate instances of orgasm. That was simultaneously saddening and convenient. It meant he had no excuse to keep all of his bodies in the constant fuckfest that became the lives of the crafting haremettes for the next couple of days.

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‘I should consider Intellect after I get Endurance to 500,’ John thought. He was getting his Endurance up to have more HP. By all means, his MP was a secondary HP bar. Arguably, John ...
2023-04-18 07:11:51 +0000 UTC
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John was standing at the crossroads and it was all to do with the purple pouch of velvet that lay on the table. The Court Dust was contained within sewn shut fae flower petals, waiting to be freed and sucked up someone’s nostrils. A complicated mix of emotions filled John as he looked at it. He remembered the s...
2023-04-17 17:44:16 +0000 UTC
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Predictably, the Enchantress had been in the uppermost chambers of the highest spire in the city. The path there had been winding and complicated, full of magical puzzles and Astria Witches. Now the...
2023-04-15 09:50:18 +0000 UTC
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John was enjoying the new kind of Raiding more with every day that passed. It was just nice to have two bodies at home so he could spend time with all the haremettes that usually just hung out without him while he was off grinding. It gave him that precious time to connect deeper with what his non-combatants were...
2023-04-14 12:56:28 +0000 UTC
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The Creator Puppet was exchanged for the Ambassador Double. While the Raiding continued, the golem would continue practicing with the mace. Frustratingly, none of what he did stuck properly. Consciously, he knew that he was making all of these little mistakes while having his duels against Claire, Sylph, or even ...
2023-04-13 23:44:40 +0000 UTC
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The healing fountain room was a sanctuary from enemy attacks and the claustrophobic lighting of the tunnels alike. Both were welcome, but the former was more important.
Apexus retrieved the key resting between the parallel bones of his forearm. As it passed through the membrane, the slime retreated from the...
2023-04-12 19:16:53 +0000 UTC
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They didn’t do anything else on the 6th day – mostly because barely any time of the 6th day was left. After John tossed the two Phalanx items into the wastebin in the Loot Basin, he just took a shower and went to sleep. He awoke on the 7th day surrounded by the fragrance of need.
Subtle moans could be h...
2023-04-06 16:17:16 +0000 UTC
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The Serpent’s Heart drummed distantly. The pulse was accompanied by a waxing and waning in the intensity of the red light that came from the network of warm veins that covered the walls. The illumination travelled up the tunnels and the veins, basking the party in rhythmic illumination. They advanced deeper, th...
2023-04-05 17:46:53 +0000 UTC
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John stretched, wonderfully refreshed, and immediately sought out Delicia for a good morning brat breaking. After playing the submissive for Siena and Rave, his dom instincts had come back with a vengeance and demanded to be gratified.
Half an hour later, he left a giggling, quivering mess in the corner of ...
2023-04-04 19:55:58 +0000 UTC
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