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The Gamer Chapter 1719 – Glory Road 13 – In the Back Row

Metra’s leg was bouncing up and down, up and down. She was twitching left to right, left to right. She was fidgeting with a pen, round and round, round and round.

“Fuck!” The sudden exclamation spooked Lee, who had been watching with all of the fascination of a young deer. “Urgh,” the First...

The Gamer Chapter 1718 – Glory Road 12 – Labyrinth  

“Are we planning another fight today?” Scarlett asked.

The question came over breakfast. No activation of the seal was getting between them and an expansive meal that morning. Hearty pancakes with bacon were the meal of choice.

John cut another slice off. “Maybe during the seal competition,” he answ...

Drip-Fed – A Rivalry 18 – Competition for the Job

The Inevitable party stopped in front of the government building. Tall walls of orderly cut stone formed an out perimeter. The oaken double doors were currently open, but the two guards still stopped the quartet. “Your invitation?” one of the dark elf men asked, his hand demandingly extended.

Acl...

The Gamer Chapter 1717 – Glory Road Interlewd  – Catgirl Heat [Erotic Content]

They barely made it back into the bunker before Rave jumped John.

The feline Lightbearer pressed her nubile body against him. In her eyes, the pink lustre had taken the shape of two hearts. Her mouth was open, her tongue slightly extended. There was only heat on her face, a desire that ran as deep as...

The Gamer Chapter 1716 – Glory Road 11 – These Three  

Among the many reasons why John liked being a generalist was the advantage of sensory overload. There were many fighters in the Abyss that John would have called his peers or even superiors. Liakan was certainly among them. The demigoddess would have easily squashed John on his own and probably defeated him even if he ...

The Gamer Chapter 1715 – Glory Road 10 – vs Liakan

The plan was layered and yet straightforward.

Their goal was not the annihilation of the Azure Tribe or even the permanent harming of its present members. Neither of those outcomes were desired in the long run. That prison Hailey imagined was far from capable of being in practical use and John doubte...

The Gamer Chapter 1714 – Glory Road 9 – Bunkering Up

The situation was tense.

Battle had gradually relaxed as priorities shifted from getting first to a new position to holding that position. Since each side was doing so, the skirmishes reduced to potshots reduced to hostile glaring.

Both John’s forces and the Azure Tribe had decided to take up...

The Gamer Chapter 1713 – Glory Road 8 – Presence of Decay  

The bad news was that John was beholding proof of the fact that Glory was doubtlessly the strongest person in the entire Illusion Barrier. The undecorated wraith knight walked and where he walked the stones were ground down by invisible forces. It was more than just accelerated time.  Decay on its own did not turn...

Drip-Fed – A Rivalry 17 – The Spice of Magic

Several days later, the party sat back in the Adventurer’s Guild. Reysha tossed several herbs into the soup that she had just bought. The green particles swam on top of the broth, then on top of the spoonful she took of the meal.

When Reysha filled her mouth with the food, it tasted bland. Bland wa...

The Gamer Chapter 1712 – Glory Road 7 – Aztec Rumble

‘Not going to lie, I kind of love this.’ The thought occurred because the armour was, for all of its stupidity, pretty cool. John couldn’t help liking it. Even though he wasn’t a mecha fan, he could appreciate a giant death robot.

It helped that Xipe-Totec was sent flying by the two beams. Th...

The Gamer Chapter 1711 – Glory Road 6 – The Second Seal

“Wake up.”

John was not quite certain when he had last been rudely shaken out of his sleep. He was even less certain when he had last seen white hair first thing in the morning and had it not be accompanied by tight wetness around his manhood. That being said, he had to deal with one and was not ...

The Gamer Chapter 1710 – Glory Road 5 – Field Test [Scarlett POV]

‘We have built the torment nexus from the famous book “do not build the torment nexus”!’

Whoever made that meme never had asked themselves just how useful a torment nexus could be with the right application.

‘Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t s...

The Gamer Chapter 1709 – Glory Road 4 – Quarters

“Do you want to go after her?” John asked, while the duellists separated.

Ehtra’s green eyes remained fixed on the retreating samurai. Between Rave’s questions, the power of light at her disposal, and her raw power, the theory was all but confirmed in its entirety. Kage and Hikari were the Tw...

The Gamer Chapter 1708 – Glory Road 3 – Blades of Light [Rave POV]

‘He didn’t stop me.’

That was the only thought that Rave had. No Sylph zapped into her path, no shout came after her, she was left to charge. If there was any endorsement she could have for her action, then this was it. Grinning ear to ear, she bridged the distance.

One Martial Art brough...

Drip-Fed – A Rivalry 16 – Downtime Montage

Aclysia and Apexus made their way to the local church district.

The Church, as the institution, was present as a central building. It had little resemblance to a temple of any kind and it was not either. The block of grey stone had been hastily erected when the Leaf had earned initial prominence and ...

The Gamer Chapter 1707 – Glory Road 2 – Venn Barrier

Nahua smiled with sickly sweet innocence under the combined, deadpan stares of the gathering. “You can try to tickle it out of me all you want, but I am not telling what awaits.” Her sing-song tone only made it more aggravating. “The Glory Road is a sacred path through the first sky and into the temp...

The Gamer Chapter 1706 – Glory Road 1 – Home Banter  

Three days of travel later, the party was well within the massive gash that Rex Magnar had cut into the original map. It would have been a massive area to scour through without guidance. Nahua cut right through that issue, guiding them to a much narrower area.

They still took two days combing through that area, t...

The Gamer Chapter 1705 – To Glory Road (without answers)

“We should look into some mobile prison.” Scarlett looked over to Hailey. “Think we can construct something like that?”

The enigma engineer opened her mouth in what John assumed was going to be denial at first. A flash of inspiration made her fall silent. “Maybe with the Rose?” she mumble...

A bit of news - Vacation Plans 2024 (22.06.2024)

Y'ello,

A quick newsflash to inform y'all about my vacation weeks this year.

As per usual, I'll be taking week of my birthday off. That would be 29th of July to the 4th of August.

In addition, this year, I'll be taking a prolonged vacation that flows into that. I won't be at home from evening of the 19th un...

The Gamer Chapter 1704 – Serpent’s Graveyard Finale – The Queen Ant

“Now we are in an interesting situation,” John mumbled.

Singed and Karia both had been fought to a standstill. Nia had agreed to not fight as long as Singed did not and Beatrice had managed to outmanoeuvre her opponent by playing her advantages to their maximum value. Under other circumstances, J...

The Gamer Chapter 1703 – Serpent’s Graveyard 5 – Dancing with Edges [Beatrice POV]

“Uhm, do you feel that?”

Beatrice considered responding with dry sarcasm, but the situation felt like it did not allow that. The weirdness was distant and familiar, unnerving in a way only a comfortable horror movie could be. “Affirmative. Nia is active here.”

“Should we… go to her?...

Drip-Fed – A Rivalry 15 – Hoardcoin

Korith looked at the 4 platin coins in her hand. It was the remainder of their platin, but with 66 more gold coins in their collective funds, Aclysia did not feel the need to be stingy.

The metal fairy had resolved to also spend on a proper two-handed warhammer later, so the kobold had her traditiona...

The Gamer Chapter 1702 – Serpent’s Graveyard 4 – The Creature [Singed POV]

Singed tried to resist the urge to inspect his arms.

Under the armoured exterior of this form were new bones. The plates of Mithril and Orkosite clattered softly while Singed turned his arm. New sand moved underneath them, the lifeblood of this new form. Singed barely even remembered flesh. There wer...

The Gamer Chapter 1701 – Serpent’s Graveyard 3 – Faction Four

John rubbed his temples, then sighed. This was an opportunity to gain additional information, if nothing else. ‘Could they have come in while we were still closer to the entrance?’ he complained to the whims of fate. Four hours were quite a lot and none of his parties had moved at a slow pace. By the t...

The Gamer Chapter 1700 – Serpent’s Graveyard 2 – Bones

“The world is… what’s the word… Oh, I’m so stupid, I can’t remember it…” Nahua knocked the side of her head. “Ruled? Is that it? Ruled by the Divided Gates, right?”

“The Divided Gates are the foremost powers of the world; they… we do not rule it.” It had been over two months...

The Gamer Chapter 1699 – Serpent’s Graveyard 1 – Enter Barrier Underground

“There it is!” Nahua exclaimed.

Even with his vision unbothered by the night, John found it a little difficult to make out what she was pointing at between all of the trees. It was a hole, barely wide enough for a person of John’s size to fit through. A rather large size, he had to remind himse...

The Gamer Chapter 1698 – Linking Up and Marching Forwards

John had to hold back his laughter.

Momo stood in the doorway of the living room. Her gaze kept darting back and forth between Nahua and the Gamer. For once, this wasn’t because John was inappropriately close to a woman he had met very recently. In fact, he and Nahua sat quite far apart. The axolot...

Drip-Fed – A Rivalry 14 – Money and Spending Money

They knocked on the door of the trader’s house. A young boy answered, staring up with the fascination that rambunctious children often had for the dangerous jobs. “We would like to speak to your father,” Apexus said, slightly lifting the chest he was carrying with Reysha.

“Alright!” the boy...

The Gamer Chapter 1697 – Enjoying Respite [Erotic Content]

The sound of soft kisses were all that competed with the distant thumping of techno music in the large bedroom. A mattress worthy of thirty people was currently occupied by only three.

John’s tongue wrestled with that of Gnome. The shy brunette answered every advance with a little bit of playful re...

The Gamer Chapter 1696 – Tea with Death [Lorelei POV]

Lorelei’s stay in the Necropolis had been pleasant, all around.

She had been there for a week now. Her accommodations left nothing to be desired. The bed and other furniture were comfortable, clothes were provided when she asked for them, and she was free to move about as she chose. On more than on...