ACL: 26. I spin stories, not webs.
Chapter 26: I spin stories, not webs.
2024-01-20 23:18:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Fabled Webs posts
ACL is live.
Let's clear up the last of my commissions, shall we?
Edit: By request of someone with rerolls, chat collectively has 3 banked rerolls to use today.
2024-01-20 22:21:53 +0000 UTC View PostApocalypse: 1.11 Liftoff
Preface
Phew. I think this is the last of my commissions. Oh, and another ACL live. I finished earlier than I expected so who knows, I might write something else.
Liftoff 1.11
June 2015
Sabrina was right. It could be another i...
2024-01-19 15:58:06 +0000 UTC View PostTroll: 14. Function? To inspire SAINT, of course!
Preface
And here's Troll to check off my commissions list.
Chapter 14: Function? To inspire SAINT, of course!
Blaise Zabini
Hogwarts, Great Britain
Club Day, or really, Club Weekend, began right after lunch...
2024-01-15 17:50:20 +0000 UTC View PostTHG: 2.1 Spit of Spite
Spit of Spite 2.1
John Soprano
'You know, this is all your fault,' Shirou pointed out, like the smug, Archer-lite bastard that he was. 'I'm not smug. The "smug" you're hearing is called "being a logical human being."'
'Shut up, Shirou. No one could have...
2024-01-09 23:56:48 +0000 UTC View PostACL is live.
I'm going to do a bunch of short-ish lives while I write in the background over the next several weeks to meet my quota.
2024-01-09 21:09:11 +0000 UTC View PostHomeless Bunny 21
Homeless Bunny 21
Tianyu Yue
In the end, making sure the bottles of panacea weren’t wasted was as simple as a text message to Ozpin. The man had a ridiculous amount of pull in the city and having them be taken from evidence to a secure hospital was a simple matter.
I was s...
2024-01-08 15:24:28 +0000 UTC View PostSpoon: 4.10 Fish
Aaron’s Pokemon
- Artoria (Kirlia)
- Jeanne (Flaaffy)
- Durvasa (Mankey)
- Unnamed (Egg)
Fish 4.10
Aaron Fulan
Petalburg Woods
On the plus side, the twins and the Maple siblings got along great. They a...
2024-01-06 04:48:37 +0000 UTC View PostLT: 8.4 Respite
Preface
Here's the first commission. I'll get around to running the lives next week (when I'm not with relatives). In the meantime, there're plenty of other things I can post.
Respite 8.4
2005, July 8: Phoenix, AZ, USA
“Morning, mom,...
2024-01-03 17:58:50 +0000 UTC View PostMonthly Poll: February 2024
Wow, congratulations. I really didn't think A Colorful Life would win. I'm unfortunately in California with family until the fifth, but I promise I'll host lives as appropriate. A few commissioners also wanted ACL, so I don't owe you two lives, I owe you four.
Of the ten updates I have planned this month, not o...
2024-01-02 05:30:47 +0000 UTC View PostTHG: 1.5.5 Parahumans Online
Preface
So much of the shit that happened deserves PHO that I'm just going to crunch things down. It really should be a lot longer than it is, but I can only emulate you forum degenerates for so long without losing IQ points.
As always, everything is Aria's fault. Why do S...
2023-12-23 15:53:48 +0000 UTC View PostTHG: 1.5 The Holy Grill
The Holy Grill 1.5
John Soprano
'So by "clean house," you meant you'd… have a merry chat with the bank robbers?' Shirou asked. If raw, soul-deep exasperation was a flavor, it'd taste saltier than the Dead Sea.
It was delicious.
'Yes, Shirou. I'm going to...
2023-12-23 05:30:51 +0000 UTC View PostTHG: 1.4 The Holy Grill
The Holy Grill 1.4
John Soprano
I made maple-glazed bacon. With a bit of ancho chili and cayenne powder for heat, it tasted positively divine. It was salty, sweet, smoky, and with the perfect amount of chew. It was basically meat candy. And it was all mine. I didn't have the room ...
2023-12-23 01:46:37 +0000 UTC View PostMonthly Poll: January 2024
***IMPORTANT***
If you are a commissioner and have not clarified what you would like to commission for the month of January, please let me know soon-ish. Otherwise, I will assume you do not have a commission for me and are giving me money out of the kindness of your heart.
I...
2023-12-17 01:33:43 +0000 UTC View PostTHG: 1.3 The Holy Grill
Preface
I said this was a one-shot. It's still a one-shot so long as I can read it in one sitting, right? Right?
Shut up. I'm not in denial.
The Holy Grill 1.3
John Soprano
I held out my right hand, left hand cla...
2023-12-16 17:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostTHG: 1.2 The Holy Grill
Preface
This is, as with most things in my life, Aria's fault. It's also Bapping's fault. Their validation is like crack to me.
The Holy Grill 1.2
John Soprano
I was out back, taking advantage of the brief lull in kitchen duties to pul...
2023-12-15 17:49:38 +0000 UTC View PostACL Omake: Let's Play: Legacy of Steel, Part the Second
Let's Play: Legacy of Steel, Part the Second
Amy Dallon
By the third day of our gaming nights, we'd established a pattern. Vicky and I did our homework, grabbed some snacks, and crawled onto my bed so we could huddle together with our laptops. Vicky had always been a bit of a geek...
2023-12-12 02:26:47 +0000 UTC View PostACL Omake: Let's Play: Legacy of Steel, Part the First
Preface
This one’s for the player. He knows who he is. Rather than write an AU sidestory, I decided to do an omake of the PMD series.
It’s just a two-part summary of Amy and Vicky’s reactions as they play through the game. Is it canon? Ehh, it’s not <...
2023-12-11 23:59:27 +0000 UTC View PostTHG: 1.1 The Holy Grill
Preface
I blame Aria, Dragon Lord of Tea. May his tranquili-tea be disturbed by chuuni little sisters. May his sereni-tea be overturned by oni. May his tea only be referred to as soggy leaf juice.
Down with the tea dragon! Rise, oh paladins of coffee! Champion the cause of...
2023-12-08 16:35:26 +0000 UTC View PostHey, look! A poll! And news, oh my!
No, not the monthly poll for January's stories. We'll get to that in another week or two. I realized however that I forgot to ask in the year-end feedback survey: Which of these sites did you first find me on?
***NEWS***
Now for the announcements. If you do not care for the state of the Pa...
2023-12-02 01:59:03 +0000 UTC View PostTroll: 13. Fly high, Icarus!
Preface
Well, I felt like giving you guys at least one last gift before I check out for the month. First off, thankyou to all 200 of you who filled out this survey. I even had results coming in from people who weren't even on my Patreon because I guess ...
2023-11-30 14:41:20 +0000 UTC View PostPWP: 4.11 Seal
Preface
FUCK. I was supposed to schedule this for tomorrow (because I'll be on a flight). I misclicked so you get it early lol.
I suppose it's a good chance for me to (mostly) end the mini-arc in Damascus so whatever. Can you imagine only a week's happened since the FMA tr...
2023-11-23 19:34:42 +0000 UTC View PostPWP: 4.10 Seal
Preface
Happy Turkey Day. I know it's cliche, but I truly am grateful for you all. In a single year, this patreon has blown up to almost 1k patrons. I can't really express my gratitude any other way so have a free chapter.
Oh, and have some free turkey facts:
<... 2023-11-23 19:30:13 +0000 UTC View PostACL: 25. BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD
Chapter 25: BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD
Brockton Bay, NH, USA
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Type: Flying
I had a lot to think about as I flew back to the Egg House as a murkrow. There were so many things happening at once, demands on my time that couldn’t be ignored. I couldn...
2023-11-21 20:20:53 +0000 UTC View PostACL: 24. A live? Already? Natu shabby, eh? Ehh?
Chapter 24: A live? Already? Natu shabb
2023-11-21 20:19:02 +0000 UTC View PostACL: 23. Out of the Frying Pan(Pan)
Chapter 23: Out of the Frying Pan(Pan)
2023-11-21 20:17:50 +0000 UTC View PostACL: 22.5. Parahumans Online
Chapter 22.5: Parahumans Online
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ACL: 22. AAA games are hard. Why did I let you do this?
Chapter 22: AAA games are hard. Why did I let you do this?
Brockton Bay, NH, USA
Monday, January 31, 2011
Type: Normal
Yesterday was a great day. It started out with me trolling random people for shits and giggles and ended with making Amy some oran berries to experiment wit...
2023-11-21 20:16:01 +0000 UTC View PostACL: 21.5. Amy Dallon
Chapter 21.5: Amy Dallon
Brockton Bay, NH, USA
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Blake was… Blake. He wasn’t human, practically an entire new species unto himself, sometimes literally. He did things that made no sense to anyone but himself, behaving like he was raised in a ...
2023-11-21 20:14:26 +0000 UTC View PostACL: 21. I am the night!
Chapter 21: I am the night!
Brockton Bay, NH, USA
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Type: Dark
The clock struck midnight and my power shifted. I was half expecting another dud, or perhaps an earthly type like ground, rock, or ice. Those seemed inordinately common though perhaps that ...
2023-11-21 20:13:48 +0000 UTC View Post
