Crab City Nights
i've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends
2014-09-24 06:21:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Jonathan Rosenberg posts
We Keep Going Back To Crab City
you would need some sort of chipolte-based sauce to keep the combination from becoming unstable
2014-09-17 06:04:57 +0000 UTC View Post
The Phoenix
also there's a bit in there about the meaning of life
2014-09-12 06:18:47 +0000 UTC View PostBird Tools
it's a bird, it's a plane, no wait it is a bird, I was right the first time
2014-09-10 05:59:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Bedtime Story
that's not a nice thing to say, sweetie, but yes, he was an asshole
2014-09-04 04:38:14 +0000 UTC View Post
August 2014 Patreon supported
Thank you so much for the support this month!
2014-09-01 06:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe False God
he keeps photos of everyone who pees just in case
2014-08-28 06:24:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Villains These Days
future hitler wears an alligator trenchcoat and an eyepatch
2014-08-21 06:07:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf You Like Pina Coladas
i'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape
2014-08-20 08:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostDeathwish
your choice of flaming swords, lightsabers, taser nunchucks, pudding bazookas or sausage crossbows
2014-08-16 05:22:39 +0000 UTC View PostSmiley Happington Is Not Dead
and mitch hedberg is there, and george carlin, and richard pryor and
2014-08-14 06:25:35 +0000 UTC View PostKids These Days
they worship gozar and they eat live pigs and they ride undead horses
2014-08-11 19:43:00 +0000 UTC View PostStreet Team
whatever you have sex with is fine, sex deity don't judge
2014-08-08 16:20:16 +0000 UTC View PostMarketdroid Makeover
stomach abs, forehead abs, thigh abs, finger abs, eyeball abs
2014-08-07 05:25:42 +0000 UTC View PostSquirrelmancer
balloons and squirrels are discoburrito's two main enemies
2014-08-04 15:13:19 +0000 UTC View PostJuly 2014 Patreon supported
Thank you so much for the support this month!
2014-08-01 06:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Atheism Supreme
in: empathy, the golden rule, respect out: leather pants, sailor moon tattoos
2014-07-28 08:17:58 +0000 UTC View Post
The Force In Newtons
I know cubits aren't imperial units, pedants please chillax
2014-07-15 04:07:52 +0000 UTC View Post
