Dungeon Divers Do The Math
maybe they floated away to dungeon heaven
Jonathan Rosenberg posts
President Plus
in reality the ultrapresident is top secret and lives inside the moon
2016-05-12 07:11:49 +0000 UTC View PostVice Trump
a hobo can’t run for vice president, it would violate the hobo ethical code created at the 1889 National Hobo Convention in St. Louis Missouri
2016-05-09 05:56:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Dungeon Divers Find Parts Of The Recon Team
four corpses, five butts
Dungeon Divers Find More Bodies
this neighborhood used to be nice before the corpses started piling up everywhere
2016-05-02 19:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostApril 2016 patron supported
Thank you so much for the support this month!
2016-04-30 23:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostApril Haiku
all this perfectly
good blood is going to waste
wish I was vampire*
*see attached image for syllabic verification documentation
2016-04-29 15:32:59 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Divers Get There Second
an enchanted potato peeler can always peel a potato in one long peel without breaking
Dungeon Divers Locate A Baron
baron vartok was best known for his excellent moustache and his inability to say the word ‘pistachio’ without salivating
Dungeon Divers Follow A Trail Of Blood
it’s important to communicate
Dungeon Divers Find Blood
this wedgie is higher than cocaine on weed
Dungeon Divers Find Something Odd
alert level gamma is the level where you shuffle a little and dart your eyes
Dungeon Divers Loot Some Corpses
it’s a thing, a thing with some other things on it
Dungeon Divers Kill Some Kobolds
may I humbly suggest ‘it was good to finally meat you’
Eyes On The Prize
also there can only be one guy with a head
Rodoubt
maybe we’re all just corn kernels in the great multiversal poop
The Stash
thank you for letting me make comics for you for nineteen years
March 2016 Patreon supported
Thank you so much for the support this month!
2016-03-31 06:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostMarch Haiku
march comes like a lion
by using its penis to
impregnate your mom
2016-03-30 05:36:04 +0000 UTC View Post
America 2.0
meatsphere: now in low-earth orbit for a limited time
2016-03-21 13:56:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe Dog Trumpeter
I read the stormfront website but I didn’t inhale
2016-03-19 04:33:42 +0000 UTC View Post
The Gunshooter Makes A Plan
happiness is your father’s perfectly weighted sandalwood-grip revolvers, warm
Nate Seldom and the Foundation of Doom
and that’s why they call him “the mule”
