Blade Files Incident #002 Page 3
"It's fine...it's fine...EEEEEEEEVERYTHING IS FIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE-doyousmellsomethingburning"
2021-11-01 01:35:19 +0000 UTC View Post
"It's fine...it's fine...EEEEEEEEVERYTHING IS FIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE-doyousmellsomethingburning"
2021-11-01 01:35:19 +0000 UTC View PostOnly in case you didn't notice...YES, Mike is a manlet....A FEMBOYISH MANLET...THAT HATES PEOPLE!
2021-11-01 01:28:46 +0000 UTC View Post"A horse of WIDE lands, Milord... God Almighty burn my tongue may He find me a liar!!!"
2021-10-30 15:30:49 +0000 UTC View PostA horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!
2021-10-30 15:26:28 +0000 UTC View PostFainted and tired, but with his duties fulfilled, our Hero rests his head on the soft and warm (actually hard and cold) floor of an underground super-secret facility.
What new crazy kinky adventures awaits in Mike's future?..Nobody knows...and if you know...DON'T TELL ANYONE, NOBODY LIKES SPOILER WHISTLERS.
Next c...
2021-09-30 04:48:36 +0000 UTC View PostFainted and tired, but with his duties fulfilled, our Hero rests his head on the soft and warm (actually hard and cold) floor of an underground super-secret facility.
What new crazy kinky adventures awaits in Mike's future?..Nobody knows...and if you know...DON'T TELL ANYONE, NOBODY LIKES SPOILER WHISTLERS.
Next c...
2021-09-30 04:46:37 +0000 UTC View Post"I'll get you next time, Gadget-I mean Blade!!!"
2021-09-29 23:35:25 +0000 UTC View Post"I cast GETTAH FUCK OUTTA MAH LAWN!!!"
2021-09-29 23:08:19 +0000 UTC View Post"Hi can I get a Spell of Bane with breast milk I mean breast milk I mean breast milk I mean breast milk I mean breast milk I mean breast milk I mean breast milk I mean..."
2021-09-29 17:05:24 +0000 UTC View Post"SURPRISE, MUDDAFAKAH"
2021-09-28 23:56:07 +0000 UTC View Post"I also reign unchallenged in the beach sandals market!"
2021-09-28 23:47:16 +0000 UTC View PostSexdrone Theta: "I don't blame you"
Sexdrone Epsilon: "Shooting down"
2021-09-28 15:33:24 +0000 UTC View PostHe just DMCA'd the shit outta'em!!!
2021-09-28 15:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostDo not take stupid decisions unles you're ready for winning stupid rewards...
2021-09-26 18:54:30 +0000 UTC View PostThis girls have history, ok?
2021-09-26 18:43:00 +0000 UTC View PostNo!
I'M NOT DONE ADDING VILLAINS TO THIS STORY!!!
YES.
THOSE TITS ARE IN ABSOLUTE STATE OF ALERT.
BOOBCON 5, GENERAL.
2021-09-26 18:28:09 +0000 UTC View Postkodomo no koro yatta koto aru yo
iroase ta kioku da kouhaku bou atama ni
urutoraman! urutoraman sebun!!!
"...you may want to add like, 20 liters of Gatorade, dude."
2021-09-01 02:23:52 +0000 UTC View Post"I did it, Bosss....I FUCKED THE WOLF GUY DRY, BOSS..."
2021-09-01 02:19:12 +0000 UTC View PostG.R.A.B System:
-Gathering
-Retrieval
and
-Analysis
of
-BUTTS
2021-09-01 02:14:18 +0000 UTC View PostPushing The Right Buttons: THE HEAVY BATTLE SEX-DRONE WAY
2021-09-01 02:06:59 +0000 UTC View Post"Surrender, Mike! YOU CAN'T DEFEAT THE BOOB-BLOB!!!"
2021-09-01 02:03:10 +0000 UTC View PostYES....
Mike has a cute ass...HE IS VERY SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT IT.
2021-09-01 02:00:51 +0000 UTC View PostWho says life doesn't give second chances?
2021-08-01 02:50:53 +0000 UTC View PostPortable, practical, reliable, easy to maintain and feed.
Buy your Portable Mike in the next ten minutes and we will include a traveling bag free of charge.
2021-08-01 02:49:04 +0000 UTC View PostOur Theta model can simulate everything a real female sexual organs can produce, including a wide variety of corporal fluids....
THEY'RE ALSO THRICE AS FLAMMABLE THAN NAPALM, SMOKING IN THE NEARBY AREA IS NOT RECOMENDED
2021-08-01 02:45:14 +0000 UTC View Post