Hello Giantess and size changing fans!
The latest full episode of Star-ship Bloopers is now available on http://funkypedia.com[
The site may not look like much but all transactions are handled by sendowl, so buying is safer than the browsing experience would sugges...
2021-02-27 18:43:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Patrons,
The final part of the All-inclusive vacation date is now playable.
The "date" is composed of over 80 renders but since pt3 could lead to 4 different outcomes, you'll most likely experience only 15-20 frames per play-through of this epilogue of sorts.
Hi patrons,
This week's update has:
Enjoy spring break if you can!
2021-02-26 21:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Has she lost her mind or is she just head and shoulder above all that?
This week's update is:
I sometimes get the comment that the game is too slow. Unfortunately for fast paced growth enthusiasts, it is by design. I know many of you try to race the characters to the soft-cap at every play through and feel like getting there faster would be even better.
As mentioned in the rewards message, there was no weekly update because of the high priority of fixing bugs.
The biggest issue was one with OAth2. Which was temporarily worked around by removing the authentication and rely only on encryption. While this is not ideal, it is still good enough and an impro...
2021-02-06 13:37:29 +0000 UTC View Post
This weekend is devoted primarily to the completion of the monthly reward (Star-ship Bloopers: Mercenaries EP2.4) and also if more feedback comes in to justify it, I'll fast track a game client patch,
This weekend is devoted primarilly to the completion of the monthly reward (Star-ship Bloopers: Mercenaries EP2.4) and a...
2021-01-29 23:39:16 +0000 UTC View PostLet's get testing boyz!
I have uploaded the new game client and I'll be darned if there aren't any bugs in there for you to report!
2021-01-24 22:18:20 +0000 UTC View Post
So this week was special for my southern Neighbors (A.K.A. The United States of America) they had it bad for the last 4 years, worse since Covid-19 Broke out and even worse-e-rer in the last couple of weeks as a desperate wanna be dictator attempted a coup on one of the most important democratic state in our REAL wor...
2021-01-22 22:14:39 +0000 UTC View PostSorry Patrons,
Build 10.7 will need another weekend of QA before it is ready.
There is just too much regression testing to go through and bugs still being uncovered to get it done earlier that that.
I don't know how CD Project Red does it... But I can't
2021-01-17 20:36:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Patrons,
This is the weekly update, contains have been uploaded as follows:
Hello Patrons,
I'm still working on the Winter build update, I should be done with QA around January 17th.
This week's update:
Hello Patrons and also everyone else!
Let me first wish you a solid 2021.
What a year it has been, and probably not for the better if you ask many of us... But now is the time for optimism and hope that 2021 will bring brighter days.
What are the plans for the Blooperverse in the new year, well... let's brea...
2020-12-31 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Patrons!
First with the human malware update. We all ended up having moderately mild symptoms, somewhere between a bad case of the flu with a side of pneumonia to medium-rare flu with a side of mononucleosis. We're all pretty much fully recovered at this point, so let's get on with the good stuff!
Th...
2020-12-24 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostYou can get the new game build enabling the 3rd part of the all-inclusive vacation by following this link: https://bit.ly/3ioPjEv
All images have finally rendered and the script seems sound but I've saved the testing for you my minions (twirls mustache while...
2020-12-07 15:52:10 +0000 UTC View PostHello patrons and followers.
First, I want to state that my immediate family is not at high risk but some of us, including me have tested positive for COVID-19. We have medium-mild coughing symptoms and in my case... loss of taste/smell.
What it means for the game developments and updates is as fo...
2020-12-04 21:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings!
This week's update contains:
Hello Patrons!
This week's update contains:
On the monthly content front, Starship bloopers (EP2 Act 2) was finalized last week and the All inclusive vacation part 3 is fully scripted. Where there might be issues is...
2020-11-20 21:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello there,
We've got the following content updates today:
Also, the new Starship Bloopers : Mercenaries Episode 2 act 2 story is fully rendered and edited. Which means I'm ready to start working on the 3rd pa...
2020-11-13 21:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Before you check the cut-scenes, know they might include a spoiler about the story elements to be added to the game's future.
This week's update contains:
For those who have already scene the All-inclusive vacation part ...
2020-11-06 21:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostDB ISSUE FIXED: Patreon changed the name of a database column causing some membership validations to fail when they shouldn't. (I couldn't log-in myself!)
BETA game client B10.5 can be downloaded here: bit.ly/3...
2020-11-02 18:05:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Halloween,
As you might have noticed, most characters of the Blooperverse are Pastafarians and they take Halloween seriously:
Halloween is an important Pastafarian holiday because it honors the time when Pirates roamed the earth in freedom. Pirates were His ...
2020-10-30 17:07:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Patrons,
We've made it to another weekend, first here is this week's Update content:
Hi Everyone, it's that time of the week again.
in this update:
Hi Patrons!
This new weekly update format now favors cut-scenes and game chapter redaction/planning over the http://funkypedia.com updates.
included this week:
download the B10.4 client here: https://bit.ly/3ioPjEv
(Please read the release notes)
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Hotfix: Game version updated from B10.3 to B10.4, use the same link...
Hello Patrons!
This week's update contents:
Other tasks progressing as scheduled.
Have a good week!
2020-09-23 21:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Patrons,
The weekly update contains:
With that out of the way, I'll go work on the final renders of BrideCraft 5 and the new BETA build scheduled for release at the beginning of October.
Ch...
2020-09-17 20:23:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Everyone, the contents of the weekly update are as follow:
In other news, the final render count of the 1st vacation (Amelie and Kathleen ...
2020-09-10 20:36:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi guys,
poll 1 has established that game content (code or renders) should take priority over Theater features and side stories.
Poll 2 was about game functionality implementation and most of you want more earning opportunities for Oliver and NPC ...
2020-09-06 21:49:26 +0000 UTC View Post
