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KAHOOT QUIZ VOICE CHAT AT 8.30!

The big Novympia Cult Voice Chat fuckfest will commence in 20 minutes in preparation for the next quiz night at 9.00pm. I've put a chicken on.

Full Of It #51 - Luka Magnotta

This one is a little bleak so if a story about a self-obsessed psychopath mailing body parts to elementary schools sounds like it isn't the one, maybe listen to an older episode. Luka Magnotta is an incarcerated Canadian murderer who infamously video taped his heinous crimes after failing to become a model, TV personality or ...

THE NOVYMPIA KAHOOT QUIZ Tuesday 23/04/19

We're going for ROUND 3 of the new format Kahoot! Quiz!

If you're new to the cult then all will be explained.

At 8.30pm GMT, Olympia will be hosting a voice chat in the Discord to prepare the game and answer any queries relating to Kahoot! The quiz is open to all patrons. If you have not joined the Di...

NAR Contestant Progress

We've got one episode left before we round up the season 2 pricks for the grand reunion finale and they're looking very evenly matched. All 3 finalists are equally great and/or terrible. #TeamJess #TeamLinda or #TeamPony?

BLACKPINK - KILL THIS LOVE: EP Review

Nova shares her thoughts on the latest EP from Kpop sensation BLACKPINK!

Recording Legendary Creature

A few clips from our session in the studio yesterday recording the GORGEOUS new version of our musical turd.

Full Of It #50 - M. Night Shyamalan

A brief dive into the career of one of the most bankable directors Hollywood has ever seen. His movies have always been my go-to place of solace despite his being known nowadays as something of a joke due to the release of a slew of shitters he wrote from the mid 00s onwards.

Patreon Instagram Handles

If you're still waiting to be accepted into the patron-only live stream account on Instagram, leave your usernames down below and I'll get on it.

To clarify, you need to send a request to join the Instagram account to be accepted and I only need you to post your handle below if you've done that and have not yet been acc...

We're Recording MUSIC (Remaking Legendary Creature)

The very first video posted to our channel was a music video for the original song 'Legendary Creature' which would go on to be a critical and commercial failure of vast proportions. Fast forward to reaching a goal of 250 Novympia patrons and it's time to remake it.

Novympia's Arsehole Race S2: #7 Cult Leader Couture

In this episode, we find out which of the idiots make it to the top 3 as they show off their finest Nova and Olympia looks.

Full Of It #49 - Gypsy Rose Blanchard

Another creeper, this time about a young woman who killed her mother after an entire childhood spent thinking she was more ill than she really was. And the mother well looks like Heather from Eastenders.

I'm now adding a downloadable mp3 version to see if it will combat some playback issues that some puffins are experie...

ASMR - This Wine Tastes Like Crap #38

The bitch is back to discuss another bottle of vino, but this time I decided to impart my wine analysis in soft, whispery, tingly goodness. 

Wendigo Solutions: Episode 27 'VIP'

With some trustee board members walking around the Wendigo office building, Olympia decides to put on her most professional front and spend the day chatting with bff Hilda.

Full Of It #48 - The Blair Witch Project

“In October of 1994 three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland while shooting a documentary…A year later their footage was found.” As an 11 year old queer obsessed with horror movies, just that tagline alone would change me forever.

THE NOVYMPIA ROAST

As requested by cult patron Jack, we got some of our best girls down to the Heights for an evening of insult 'comedy' and fine wine.

NOVYMPIA'S EUROVISION 2019 FAVES

We've brought back our Eurovision faves rundown due to popular demand and also thrown in a healthy mix of songs we think are just dire.

Full Of It #47 - DragCon/DragWorld

A run down of our DragCon LA experience in preparation for our first DragWorld in London.

TRACKMANIA TURBO! Nova vs Olympia

In the 7th instalment of Nova vs Olympia, we sit down to play the Nadeo/Ubisoft sleeper hit #TrackManiaTurbo - a steroid-fueled multiplayer racer that elicits noises of both glee and cack-inducing terror from us.

Novympia's Arsehole Race S2: #6 Wh-arse Wally?

With only one more episode to go before the final, our morons were asked to present their best 'Where's Wally/Waldo?' scenes and gave it their most medicore efforts.

Full Of It #46 - Ghosts

Let's talk about ghosts and how I vehemently believe that they aren't real but continue to be part and parcel to basically every culture and faith around the world.

EDIT: I'd like to clarify that in trying to find examples for falsifying the existence of something I spoke about witchcraft and witches being provably non-...

SHANE DAWSON PARODY

After his documentary-style and conspiracy theory videos took the internet by storm, I couldn't POSSIBLY avoid doing a parody of YouTube darling Shane Dawson.

UNBOXING OUR YOUTUBE PLAY BUTTON

When you hit 100k subs on YouTube, they give you a wonderful reward in the form of a silver plaque in the post and we just received ours!

Full Of It #45 - The Murder Game

In 2003 the BBC aired a murder mystery reality show called The Murder Game which was unfortunately a huge flop but continues to intrigue me because of the genuinely creepy format and logistical disaster it must have been to produce.

The Kahoot! Quiz VC is going live!

Tonight’s quiz starts at 9.30 but the voice chat is beginning now in the Discord to get everyone RAMPED UP FOR IT 😏.

THE NOVYMPIA KAHOOT QUIZ Friday 08/03/19

We're going for ROUND 2 of the new format Kahoot! Quiz!

If you're new to the cult then all will be explained.

At 9pm GMT, Olympia will be hosting a voice chat in the Discord to prepare the game and answer any queries relating to Kahoot! The quiz is open to all patrons. If you have not joined the Discord chat then ...

Novympia's Arsehole Race Progress

We're nearing the finish line of the race and it's ANYONE'S GAME. Well sort of.

Full Of It #44 - Ms. Rowat

I'd like to tell you about a teacher I had when I was about 17 who, along with another fruit in my school, I befriended on my lunch breaks. I never knew what happened to her but I'd like to think she's okay and I will one day take her to the cinema like she offered to do with us before we turned her down for thinking we'd be ...

Novympia Review! Wigsbuy Wigs

Let's see if these are any better than the units from our dear friends at Trendco..

PO Box Haul #1

When we set sail on our full-time Novympia YouTube adventure, we opened a PO box which has been fraught with problems but we've gathered our first haul and present a grand opening alongside the announcement of the new PO box address.

Novympia's Arsehole Race S2: #5 Gash Game

It's the return of non-fan favourite episode 'Gash Game' in which our fools try their best celebrity or character impressions.