We've teamed up with Makeship once more for an all new pair of Novympia plushies! These are SUPER LIMITED EDITION - those of you that missed out last time will be all too aware so make sure to grab them before they're gone! These new plushies will be designed after our latest channel trailer outfits and we know they're gonna ...
2024-09-01 17:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post...and it's another feature length fart! Join Nova and Char alongside Glennda - who gets a makeup transformation from Lymp. Complete with spa music that'll hopefully help you sleep through it.
2024-09-01 17:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Join Nova and Char as they prat about and watch Glennda receive a makeup transformation from Lymp.
Super extended cut drops at 6pm BST.
Makeship PLUSHIES petition drops at 6pm BST! 🌟
★BABY NOVA 2★ https://w...
2024-09-01 15:12:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Join us as we spend the day with Kat & Megan at the New Forest Fairy Festival 🧚
2024-08-31 21:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
DARLINGS, the queen of glamour Charlotte Tilbury receives the Novympia parody treatment.
2024-08-25 09:03:14 +0000 UTC View Post
"There's absolutely no way"... I thought to myself when I checked to see if I had done an episode about the Alien franchise. Turns out, yep, I haven't. We recently saw Alien: Romulus at the pictures which we thought was EXCELLENT hot shit, so let's have a lovely chat about the whole hideous (but strangely cosy) ...
2024-08-24 23:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
In our second episode we take a look at four different cries for help regarding issues in the workplace. From overly-familiar colleagues to figuring out the right time to quit the day job and pursue your passions, we continue to give advice with absolutely no authority to do so.
2024-08-20 11:22:36 +0000 UTC View Post
In December of 2015, a teenage boy discovers the severed head of an elderly woman in the forests of Beaver County, Pennsylvania. Fast forward to 2024 and it's Lymp's dubious honour to deliver you this bizarre story. With theories about underground body part-selling rackets as well as a neighbour who may have been out to aveng...
2024-08-19 19:35:15 +0000 UTC View Post
For this August edition of the Faves, Nova laments on how Chappell Roan is unnecessarily compared to Lady Gaga while Olympia shares her new cheese obsession.
2024-08-17 17:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
With a new volume of Unsolved Mysteries comes a new batch of Full Of Shet episodes where we can deep dive into what the HELL is going on over there. On Oct. 26, 2015, Calgary resident Lee Antoni returned home after spending a weekend with his mother in Saskatchewan. Upon entering his house, Lee ...
2024-08-10 23:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
However much Olympia might object, if Nova sees a shiny new kids toy to review, she's going to buy it. Behold, the 'Treasure X Lost Lands Series 2 Dragon's Realm Mystery Treasure Chest' - a name as long and ridiculous as it is HELLA MESSY.
2024-08-10 17:01:08 +0000 UTC View Post
WE'VE STARTED A PODCAST! In our debut episode we take a look at 4 different submissions from our Patreon all covering different issues within dating and relationships. Do we know what we are talking about? Probs not. Enjoy!
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Happy 300th episode, puffins! As promised, this week I'm sitting down with Novympia fan-fave Kat of Salem and Spain vlog fame. I ask her how it feels to be an overnight star, what Nova was like in school and why she falls over so often.
Kat on Instagram: @tattooswithtea
2024-08-03 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
In our next instalment of British reality TV-ripping, Nova takes on the role of Alex Polizzi to chastise Olympia's hideous manageress Bev in our version of The Hotel Inspector.
Premieres at 6pm BST! 💕
2024-07-28 11:48:43 +0000 UTC View Post
I appreciate that many moons ago (a good 216 episodes back) I spoke about Ancient Egypt, but how have I never dedicated a pod to The Mummy? As is often the case, I was perusing our DVD collection for inspiration for an afternoon watch and as I happen to be in an Egyptian Wikipedia-hole at the moment, it was a decisio...
2024-07-27 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
OOWWWW, THE BOYS! Since the current temperature in the UK is hotter than Burkina Faso, we're sitting down out of drag to discuss Nova's new TikTok obsession, the awful Katy Perry song and Olympia's penchant for pulling feathers out of cushions.
2024-07-21 00:47:22 +0000 UTC View Post
This show fascinates me. A cultural juggernaut when it first aired over 10 years ago, the tepid upstairs/downstairs, English country manor of it all would captivate audiences as The Crawley family flopped around their giant house doing basically nothing. The storylines are somehow so wildly sensational whilst also essentially...
2024-07-13 23:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Over the many years we've been churning out parodies, we've never documented the process we go through to produce them, until now. Hotly requested since day dot, we've finally whipped out some extra cameras and fully explained how a stupid idea becomes a fully-realised piece of YouTube cack.
2024-07-13 17:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
The first of our new foray into lampooning British reality TV shows, today we're revisiting the fever dream that is Nicky Hambleton-Jones humiliating women on 10 Years Younger.
2024-07-07 10:38:41 +0000 UTC View Post
HOT on the heels of last week's Full Of Boeurve is the finale companion in the form of Early Memories Part 2. Does Nova remember learning to ride a bike? Does she remember the first time she uttered a curse word? Did she ever learn to use a toilet correctly? She's here to finish the story.
2024-07-06 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
...and it's a FULL OF BERVE starring Noofer Poofer. Today, in stark contrast to a Wikipedia-heavy series that's seen us discuss natural history for the past 6 weeks, I'm sitting down with Nova to talk about our earliest memories. What can we recall from the age of 3? What elements of pr...
2024-06-29 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Our June edition of Faves and Shidders sees two women in STEM discuss a selection of edifying topics including the arrest of Justin TImberlake and.... cream?
2024-06-29 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
In our final outing for the natural history series, we're taking a look at the development of the dertiest animal species going, the human bean.
Are there other areas of human evolution that need urgent assessment? Sound off below for the potential of a naughty sequel before the series ends.
2024-06-22 23:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
We've all seen people on TikTok lining colourful bottles up inside a drawer and so Olympia thought, if Nova can present a dumb idea on the channel, so can she.
2024-06-22 17:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
...and then there was even more of Kat's DIARIES! It's an extra hour of the Spain vlog just for you patrœners.
2024-06-16 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostApologies for the delay - we had an issue with an exposed tit. It should be viewable at the original post.
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2024-06-15 23:06:25 +0000 UTC View Post
BEHOLD! Today, as part of our ongoing natural history series, let's discuss an array of creatures that basically read as a bunch of potato-head concoctions brought about by early people before the invention of 'imagination'.
2024-06-15 23:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Nova's sister decided that only a wedding in Toledo, Spain would satiate her bougie appetites. So naturally, we kidnapped Salem compatriots Kat and Megan for the journey and tore it up. 🇪🇸
2-HOUR EXTENDED VERSION drops Sunday at 6pm for ALL patrons! 💕
2024-06-15 17:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
No, not the theme park (although that's a lovely idea) - the REAL animal kingdom is the focus of this week's meetcute! In continuation of our natural history series, let's take a pew with a lovely, frosty bev and talk all things spots, stripes and shetting on the rug. And it's also a big apology for my disgraceful, snorty voi...
2024-06-08 23:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Having launched our naughty, sexy new channel facelift, we're sitting down this arvo to show off some lovely pressies that you've sent to our PO box.
2024-06-08 17:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
