ROUND 5, PUFFINS!
SO... After the controversial live stream events of Pub Quizzes 1-3 as well as Nova's Solo Quiz (11% on Rotten Tomatoes), we're hosting another one exclusively for you, our beloved patrons - Saturday July 3rd at 7pm BST / 2pm ET / 4am AEST.
As with last time, we'll be hosting the game on a privat...
2021-06-19 15:28:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Since we're in the process of moving, we decided to throw a light, frothy confection your way in the shape of a sequel to the classic Novympia treat, "Pass The Pomegranate".
This is the UNCENSORED version just for the cultists featuring Char's glorious knockers to watch on your own under the covers.
2021-06-11 09:54:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Since we're in the process of moving, we decided to throw a light, frothy confection your way in the shape of a sequel to the classic Novympia treat, "Pass The Pomegranate".
This is the censored version to watch with grandma. Also Christ if anyone spots a nip then please inform us 😂.
2021-06-11 09:53:58 +0000 UTC View PostFirst and foremost - if you're new here, welcome to the shit show 😏.
As you're probably aware, we have just moved into the new Novympia Manor!
Unfortunately, Nova's computer was injured in the move and we can't access any of our Photoshop data at the moment to amend the patron cards for our videos. SO - t...
2021-06-11 09:18:55 +0000 UTC View Post
We’ve been sent this graphic by a website called Turned Yellow (how hilarious that that’s even legal) and they’ve told us to use a discount code NOVYMPIA15 if you guys wanted to use it for one of yourself or a friend 😂💕
My favourite part is Nova’s complete lack of chin.
2021-06-09 21:34:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re hosting the Creator360 Big Summer Party in one hour’s time! It’s bound to be a disaster for yer gerls.
2021-06-09 16:05:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Char takes a walk about The Heights before leaving for the very last time.
2021-06-08 18:33:29 +0000 UTC View Post
WILL SHE BE AWAKE AND HERE ON TIME? WHO THE EFF KNOWS. 7pm BST. She has no idea what the snacks are but we sure as shit do 😏.
2021-06-07 11:49:53 +0000 UTC View Post
It's happened. It's been a concept on the books for at least a year now - and today, my mother Lesley (affectionately referred to as Lel) agreed to sit down me with for a pod at her house in Surrey as we enter Pride month. We discuss what it was like for her and my father to raise a queer kid in conservative South London in t...
2021-06-06 15:35:51 +0000 UTC View Post
LIVE for Toni. Tbh I live for all the prime birds I've featured in this Inspirational Ladies series. I can first recall seeing Toni Collette in The Sixth Sense but the true nature of her performance wouldn't impress on me until much later. I've also included commentary on other acclaimed performances which i...
2021-05-29 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
In the wake of Italy's victory at Eurovision, we have some thoughts.
2021-05-28 00:33:51 +0000 UTC View Post
LISA. Jesus, I love Lisa. Everyone knows Lisa Kudrow, most probably because of Friends but hopefully also because of The Comeback and Web Therapy which are exquisite shows. It's the fourth episode in my inspirational ladies series!
2021-05-22 23:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
We're going live on Friday evening 7:30pm BST to chit chat as we make our way through a giant box of snacks from New Zealand sent to us by the lovely Courtney.
Bring a bev, god it'll be cute, I'm sure we'll be giving our final Eurovision predictions too.
2021-05-19 13:48:18 +0000 UTC View Post
I adore Amy Adams. Do I find her influential enough to be included in the lovely lady series that the pod is currently experiencing? Probably not. If I really think about it, I can list the pictures I've seen her in on 2 hands with fingers to spare, but some of those pictures are so important to me that it makes enough sense....
2021-05-15 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Presenting out of drag this week as a rare treat whilst we open up the most recent parcels you guys have sent to our PO box! Huge thank you to English Heritage for the very generous goodies 🥰
For more cool movie, TV & gaming merchandise check out http:/...
2021-05-15 15:39:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Margaret Cho gave me permission to tell people to fack off. I thought she was the bees knees when I stumbled across her on an early version of YouTube and she still makes my heart flutter to this day. She's a Korean-American comedian, actress and musician most known for her stand-up which meanders through commentary ...
2021-05-08 23:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Join us as we review Eurovision 2021 and discuss our faves and shetters.
2021-05-08 22:52:35 +0000 UTC View Post
According to Wikipedia:
Sandra Bullock is the world's greatest woman.
My Gracie Hart: https://www.instagram.com/p/B4PS0DbJk1c/
2021-05-04 16:36:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We've had a few requests to upload the vocal stems for Legendary Creature so you guys can create your own remixes, so here they are! Don't forget to tag us in your creations!
2021-05-04 14:44:03 +0000 UTC View Post
She's arriving this evening with Nova in tow as the useless maid girl.
2021-05-02 12:46:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Full Of It (Full Of Pure Shet) is moving to Tuesday this week to give us time to polish the knobs on this new offering - the Mrs. Crocombe parody, which will prem tomorrow evening.
Just means you'll get two eps of your favourite pod next week, along with our Eurovision review video!
This is the lady if you're not ...
2021-05-01 17:27:25 +0000 UTC View Post
As promised, here is the long lost original version of Legendary Creature. We recorded this in our bedroom on a USB microphone and Nova mixed all the vocals herself using Audacity.
What. A. Mess. 🤣 God we thought it was hot shit at the time. I think we can all agree the 2021 version is a slight improvement. 😅
2021-05-01 15:06:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Also known as Jack Wheeler, this is the guy whose mysterious death features in the 'Washington Insider Murder' episode of Unsolved Mysteries. I was sconed-faced™ going into this one because it's another case that'll make you think "nah can't be arsed, where tf do you even start". Discovered in a la...
2021-04-24 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostWe're finishing off our mini makeup series by following each other's tutorials and switching drag for a nightmare scenario no one wants.
2021-04-24 18:41:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Two Fat Ladies is a BBC2 television cooking programme starring Clarissa Dickson Wright and Jennifer Paterson - two people who could not give a flying fuck what you thought about them. Their self-titled show saw them travel around The British Isles cooking the most unhealthy, lard-smothered, meat-base...
2021-04-17 23:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
The brand new Novympia website and Legendary Creature merch including the CDs is now live at https://novympia.com/
We also have new merch on Teespring for which the code APRIL2021 will you give you 10% off! <3 2021-04-16 12:18:56 +0000 UTC View Post
We'll be going live at 6pm BST for an hour to chit chat about the music vid before it goes out at 7 - join us, stay with us, you'll feel foolish if you don't.
We'll also be joining Char for her and Rougie's late night Instagram live at 9pm BST. Bring a bev.
2021-04-16 11:39:41 +0000 UTC View Post
She’s FINALLY landed on iTunes and Apple Music, puffins! 🥰🔮💕🌙
https://music.apple.com/gb/album/legendary-creature-single/1563266335
2021-04-15 20:28:18 +0000 UTC View Post
This Friday 16th April will see the release of the official music video for our single, Legendary Creature!
A Youtube premier will be going live this Wednesday counting down until the release of the video this Friday at 7PM BST. At 6PM BST we will be LIVE STREAMING on our channel leading up to the release, chatting with...
2021-04-12 16:33:55 +0000 UTC View Post
