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OUR FAVES: Eurovision NATIONAL FINAL Season 2023

Join us as we review the current state of play for Eurovision national final season 2023!

NAR Episode 2 - RESULTS

...who's getting the boot(s) - Spectra or X-Treena? THE PATRONS HAVE DECIDED!

A-HOLE RACE - VOTE TO SAVE

VOTING CLOSED!

Episode: https://www.patreon.com/posts/novympias-race-4-78596099?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_sour...

'Full Of It' Episode Guide

If you're curious about the topics of the first 235 episodes of Full Of It or just want the list in full then here are the episode titles and numbers for your reference. For newer patrons, all of these episodes are available to High Priests and above and can be found by searching on the homepage.

Don't forget! There's a...

Novympia's Arsehole Race - Season 4 - Episode 2

In this episode, it's the battle of the pop 'BI's and the gerls are tasked with bringing their very best Avril and Britney recreations, with stellar results.

Full Of It #235 - The Death of 'Crypto King' Gerry Cotten

Do I understand how crypto works? Absolutely not. Am I going to spend the next hour trying to understand it while discussing the mysterious death of a central character in a conspiratorial story? Well, yes. 

We Adopted A Baby From Dubai

JOIN US! As we introduce you to our new fluffy house friend, Luther McGooth.  

🐈  Desert Paws on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desertpawstotheUK

The Santa videos are still going!

International shipping out of the UK has been on hold for AGES so our sincerest apologies to all the puffins who haven't received a parcel yet. There's likely still a bunch just sitting in a warehouse somewhere. Next year we'll be insisting on tracked parcels to make communication a little easier.

Today we've got 4 gorg...

Nova's FIRST AWFUL TOY of 2023

"Don't worry about this week's video", she said. "I've got a plan", she said.

Full Of It #234 - The Disappearance of Nicola Bulley

This week we've got an unprecedented topic on the pod in which we discuss a very recent and ongoing disappearance. As of this recording, 45-year-old British woman Nicola Bulley has been missing for 8 days having last been seen walking her dog near the River Wyre on the morning of Friday, January 27. It's important to remember...

Full Of It #233 - M3GAN

I wasn't fussed about seeing this in the theatre but Nova was sucked into the hype like an old piece of cat litter up the extended Dyson nozzle. M3GAN tells the story of an AI doll who loses her shit when she's programmed to take care of her human child. If you don't recognise it from that synopsis y...

Opening INCREDIBLE Gifts From Our PO Box!

Today we're having a chilled one as we rummage through the kind and gorgeous care packages sent to our PO box 💕

Novympia's Arsehole Race Season 4 - Episode 1

IT'S HAPPENING! As has become custom for the opening episode, we've asked our morons to prepare their finest red carpet lewks.

Full Of It #232 - The Traitors

...and it's a Full Of Beouf! starring NoVay NoGenes. So a while back, Nova's sister informed us that we simply had to watch this new reality show on the BBC. Initially hesitant, it took us about 10 minutes into the pilot to realise we were going to binge at least half the season that same ev...

Canadian Snacks: THE REDEMPTION

🇨🇦 Canadian cultist Shannon sent us a lovely box of snacks from her homeland as an addendum to our first experience which she thought was a bit bizarre.

Novympia's DRAGCON 2023

I'm ecstatic to have this vlog because the entire weekend was a wildly blurry ride.

Full Of It #231 - Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Hotly requested since her passing last year, today we'll be feeling cosy nostalgia as we chat about Dame Angela Lansbury and the movie that introduced her to me as an enamoured soft boy, Bedknobs and Broomsticks.

Contains brief mentions of suicide and The Holocaust.

Novympia's Arsehole Race Season 4 - CAST REVEAL

...and it's the CAST REVEAL! Presenting, for your consideration... the gerls of Season 4. WHO'S YOUR EARLY FAVE? 😏 

Full Of It #223 - DragCon 2023

THE GERRRLS ARE HEEERRE! Nova and I just returned from a whirlwind experience at RuPaul's DragCon 2023 which was held this past weekend at the London ExCel Centre. It was such an intense experience so grab a bev and let's get into it.

I opened this pod with the song "The Fear" by Lily Allen and immediately forgot to exp...

Secret Santa 22 Unboxing #3

The unboxing video treats are still coming in - so today let's look at the gifts received by delicious cultists Kylie, Carlos and Vikki 🥰. 

Our 2022: YEAR IN REVIEW

As the door closes on 2022, yer gerls are taking a trip down memory lane, recalling all the horse we unleashed onto the world in the past 12 months.

The Nativity Story (According To Us)

It's a Yuletide miracle!... that we got any of this information even remotely correct.

Secret Santa 22 Unboxing #2

Merry Christmas, kids! I hope everyone is having a joyous pizzer - please enjoy our second round of unboxings from delicious puffins Reya, Stevo and Domo 💕 

Full Of It #229 - Christmas 2022

MERRY CHRISTMAS, PUFFINS! 🎄 This week for the Christmas pod of 2022, I thought I'd keep it full casual tit. We don't want to be discussing missing people or true crime with our figgy pudding by the fire, so why not grab a festive bev and settle in for a casual cosy chat. Also what the HELL is figgy pudding.

Secret Santa 22 Unboxing #1

It begins! To start us off, we've got 3 lovely ladies from the US opening their Secret Santa packages - Lynn, Carly and Sally.

Just a note to everyone who participated - most patrons will be receiving their packages after Christmas day. It's not uncommon for people to still be getting their gifts in January because of t...

Full Of It #228 - Avatar: The Way Of Water

It's been almost 100 episodes since we discussed James Cameron's Avatar, where we tried to figure out whether the highest grossing film of all time was actually just a weird anomaly that no one really cares about. Nova and I have literally just returned from the theatre having held-in our pizz for the entire 3 hour d...

We Made Gingerbread Houses

Merry Christmas, puffins! 🎄 This weekend, Nova and I sit down to craft gingerbread houses from kits that Nova bought from yet another suspicious online merchant.

Full Of It #227 - The Disappearance of Théo Hayez

At about 11pm on May 31st 2019, Belgian backpacker Théo Hayez was asked to leave the Cheeky Monkey's bar in Byron Bay, Australia and was never seen again. Théo's phone was tracked taking an odd route away from the bar and the direction of his hostel toward a beach for entirely unknown reasons. Questions arose when it was le...

Arsehole Race Casting - Time Extension!

We've had some incredible entrants for the new season but heard from some of you that because it's December and everyone is having a mare, you've not had the time to put something together. SO - we're going to extend the casting period to the end of the day on Sunday 11th.

I'd like to point out that the first challenge ...

I Recreated The Kath & Kim 'Little Baby Cheeses'

It's Christmastime at Novympia Manor! So for this year's cooking segment, I recreated the statue of 'Little Baby Cheeses' from Kath & Kim. 🧀