This delightful document of disintegrating democracy is available to all for free!
Enjoy this song, cobbled together from real audio of Pres. Trump pressuring Georgia officials to "find" (read: manufacture from some unspecified source) 11,780 votes so that Trump would be declared the victor of the state of GA. Trump jus...
2021-01-05 17:36:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you spend your whole year staring at a screen like us?? Then this is the REWIND for you!
Thanks for being our fan and patron this year -- wishing you a happy holiday season and a much much better 2021.
Evan G
this one is very solid candidate for an 80s pump-up montage. Like if you were gonna make a video summing up what a great 2020 you had.
Happy holidays and lots of love,
Evan G
2020-12-22 22:11:54 +0000 UTC View Post
This Thanksgiving, we're thankful for our patrons. Thanks for being fans and supporting us in all the many ways that you do.
As a thankyou present, here is one of our absolute most requested tracks. This tune predates our time on Patreon so we've just never gone back to the archive to post it.
Lots of ...
2020-11-24 16:56:14 +0000 UTC View Post
It's true - we used Bang The President for this song. It just seemed right!!!
So there is no stem post for the upper Patreon tiers for this release. But we're going ahead and sharing the vocal stem here just for fun. This instrumental is cobbled together from the original Songify The News 5 inst, reframed for the new fo...
2020-11-13 20:10:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you facing the pressure of eating your own dung and drinking your own urine? Then this song is for you! Apparently it has to do with the election results, still trying to figure that one out though.
-Evan G
2020-11-13 20:03:10 +0000 UTC View Post
this tune ended up sounding like the Weeknd, but better
-EG
2020-10-27 21:24:00 +0000 UTC View Post
you've honed your falsetto by singing along to Chicken Attack, now put it to work in your karaoke performance of LAST FIGHT
Evan G
2020-10-27 20:52:04 +0000 UTC View Post
We love how this one came out, but we also love being done with debate season all-nighters.
-Evan G
2020-10-27 20:32:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Those of you who've been following for a long time will enjoy the slight tweak we did on this classic G Bros track, conceived in original form in 2008. Reimagined with crisper performances and mix in 2012, the 2016 version remained (instrumentally) pretty much the same. This go-round we still wanted to revisit the song, but b...
2020-10-27 19:25:25 +0000 UTC View Post
To listen to when you really want to hear this but your new significant other just came over to your house for the first time and you realize you have to ease them into your love of Schmoyoho via a hot instrumental track before you start blaring the full song.
2020-10-17 20:49:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Lets goooOOOOOooooo0O0O0O
2020-10-17 20:44:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Just posting a declaration here that even though the next presidential debate is officially cancelled, we are putting a stake in the ground and MAKING OUR OWN VERSION. The Town Hall Debate that SHOULD be.
And for no reason, I'm attaching a couple graphics we used in last week's VP Debate video.
Love yo...
2020-10-12 21:22:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Behind-the-scenes tidbit that didn't make it into our behind-the-scenes videos: Sarah G is the backing (and doubling!) vocalist behind Debbie Harry on this track. You can hear it clearly in the vocal stem here in a way that's not evident in the final mix. BUT it provides crucial support and stereo imaging that really makes th...
2020-10-12 21:16:33 +0000 UTC View Post
The secret is out... you now know from this filename that we published Mix 3b of this track. No slackers here, we passed right on by mixes 1, 2, and 3, but chickened out on calling this last one mix 4. Sad!
-Evan G
2020-10-12 21:10:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Have to say, Debbie Harry slayed the vocal on this track. Kamala and Pence weren't bad either. At singing.
Thanks for supporting our crucial mission to songify 2020!!
-Evan G
2020-10-12 21:07:12 +0000 UTC View Post
yep you are now the proud owner of a weird al scat solo
...Edit -- added fixed vocal stem (previously there was a moment when 2 Als were accidentally singing at once)
2020-10-07 21:43:02 +0000 UTC View Post
no time for description, gotta work on next debate
2020-10-07 21:38:01 +0000 UTC View Post
get your disco education by dissecting these gems. Seriously you could write a lot of music with these building blocks.
2020-09-10 20:13:43 +0000 UTC View Post
this one SLAPSSSS -- in 2020 the world is crumbling but at least we are achieving PEAK BOP
-Evan G
2020-09-10 20:03:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Why do we create?? FOR CORN POP
Stay blessed,
Evan G
2020-09-10 19:59:52 +0000 UTC View Post
If you remix a family of rich kids, you get a presidential administrations. If you remix these stems, you very well might get a serious slapper. Yeah daddy!
-Evan G
2020-09-01 16:58:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Father - I love you in a special waayyyyyy
This one is a jam. Please comment with your favorite Trump child, I mean, senior advisor.
-Evan G
2020-09-01 16:53:36 +0000 UTC View Post
the goal here was to make an 80s-inflected dance track that still had a dark character and could match the RNC's pessimistic tone and showcase of nepotism. Plus it slap.
-Evan G
2020-09-01 16:43:38 +0000 UTC View Post
a secret, unpublished graduation draft!! life was hitting us with such force that we weren't able to complete it, but now we offer it to you in all its Unfinishedness.
congrats to all the Schmo Scholars out there, whether you graduated in 2020 or in ancient history––in that case, this congrats is just several years ...
2020-08-16 19:29:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the link for the livestream tomorrow! Hope to see you then, and meanwhile we're sharing links for test-runs this afternoon in the Discord chat. And the livestream is public for anyone, so feel free to pass around to any schmosketeers who aren't Patreon members!
andrew c/o GBZ
2020-08-13 18:26:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Getting amped! we have our livestream almost finalized, with a couple extra bonuses...I have figured out a system to be in the chat via a very sophisticated contraption which is a bluetooth keyboard crammed into my fanny pack. I am also communicating with the top bongo boarder in the world to try to make sure that any world r...
2020-08-12 22:13:41 +0000 UTC View Post
