BTW: Elsie is the name of the Emotional Support Hufflepuff character I am working on.
[A long dark corridor, with eerie green lighting, reminiscent of both the dungeons in Hogwarts and the tight, claustrophobic chambers of a spaceship.]
Narrator (with a deep, intense voice): "In the far reaches of...wait, is that ...
2023-08-13 15:45:41 +0000 UTC View PostHey fabulous Patrons of Orchidland!
Ever sat back and thought, "You know what? The DCU didn't quite nail it (but really, who's surprised?), and maybe, just maybe, the Orchidian Cinematic Universe is what the world truly needs"?
That's right! I'm thinking of giving some iconic films the Orchid audio treatm...
2023-08-10 21:12:55 +0000 UTC View PostYour warmth is a siren's call, drawing me ever closer.
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[F4A] Scalemate [Lamia Roleplay][Monster Girl Roleplay][Supernatural][Donโt Resist the Hiss][Scales and Tales][Caught in a Coil][Temptation][Coiling][Embrace or Escape][Hold Tight Now][Close Encounters of the Coiled Kind][Gender Neutral][The War...
2023-08-10 19:53:49 +0000 UTC View PostWho knew that using baby as a pet name in an audio could be such a big deal.
2023-08-10 11:27:51 +0000 UTC View PostA ramble of tangents and eyeball freckles from a very boring kind of person.
2023-08-09 21:45:08 +0000 UTC View Post
In the heart of the underground, where strobes pierce the smoky void, Smells Blood by Kensuke Ushio resonates. Its pulsating beats call out, luring nocturnal creatures closer. Crimson gazes lock onto the neon dance floor, where every beat drop is a symphony of seduction. In this dark sanctum, it's not just the music that hung...
2023-08-09 13:13:18 +0000 UTC View PostIn tonight's scorching episode of Tales from the Cheesemonger's Chateau: The walls of tradition and secrets blaze fiercely, threatening to turn love stories to ash! Can Dame Brie and Jack escape the fiery fondue of fate? Brace yourself for an ending that sizzles more than a hot halloumi!
On the next gripping episode of Tales from the Cheesemonger's Chateau: Dame Brie Amour hides a tale twistier than a stilton! When Jack stumbles upon the underbelly of the chateau's cheese charade, will their love ferment or fall flat? Get ready for a revelation that's utterly un-brie-lievable!
Tonight on Tales from the Cheesemonger's Chateau: Monterey Jack of Hearts unveils a lactose legacy that will curdle your beliefs. Can love age gracefully, or will it crumble under the weight of deception? Tune in for a dairy dilemma that's harder to swallow than a mature cheddar!
2023-08-09 11:01:14 +0000 UTC View PostTales from the Cheesemonger's Chateau, a cheese-based soap opera, was also mentioned in the YouTube audio teaser. I think it's because I'm craving a cheese toasty.
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Tales from the Cheesemonger's Chateau
In the heart of France lies an anomalyโa quaint English village where the scent ...
2023-08-08 21:19:46 +0000 UTC View PostIn the YouTube audio teaser, I mentioned the made-up romance novel The Cotswold Confessions of a Cajun Courtesan. Naturally, I had to write the blurb as well.
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The Cotswold Confessions of a Cajun Courtesan
When sultry Belle Bleu, a passionate courtesan with deep Cajun roots, finds hersel...
2023-08-08 20:57:37 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know what's stopping me? Fear. Fear of losing this warmth, this love.
[F4A] Warm Words in the Waxing Night [Girlfriend Roleplay][Love Confession][Intimate][Warm Embrace][Heartfelt][Late Night Adoration][Cuddle Closer][Warm and Cosy][Unsaid Emotions][Love Over Fear][Gender Neutral][As You Sleep, Your Girlfriend Co...
2023-08-08 20:21:59 +0000 UTC View PostI don't want to lose what we have... but maybe I want more?
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[F4A] Eyeing the โMoreโ in โAmore [Best Friend Roleplay][Friends to Lovers][Love Confession][First Kiss][Lingering Looks][Are We Really Just Friends?][Unresolved Feelings][Missed Opportunities][What Would Happen if We Kissed?][Love or F...
2023-08-08 19:27:57 +0000 UTC View PostIt's not that I want to lie to you... I just panic. A lot.
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[F4A] Soulmarked [Best Friend Roleplay][Friends to Lovers][Soulmate Roleplay][Soulmarks][Love Confession][Awkward AF][Finding the One][Overthinking Things][Panicking][Destined to Be][Soulmark Day][Messy Handwriting][Lying Liar Who Lies][Five Y...
2023-08-08 18:27:17 +0000 UTC View PostHad to provide tech support for a deaf 81-year-old Spaniard over the phone in Spanglish?
If not, don't.
3 hours so far,
3. Hours. Kill. Me.
Also, audio fall tomorrow.
Also, pantalla azul de la muerte does not translate well to my tรญa abuela.
2023-08-07 20:41:35 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do you shy away, when you've been drawing me in all this while?
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[F4A] Sanguine [Vampire Roleplay][Monster Girl Roleplay][Thrill of the Chase][Obsession][Supernatural][Playing Hard to Get][Easy Prey][You Are Such a Tease][Stalking][Pulse and Pursuit][Playing With Prey][Taste for Temptation][Playful...
2023-08-07 20:19:34 +0000 UTC View PostWhy can't you just be a jerk like everyone else? It would be so much simpler.
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[F4A] The Soft Heart in the Hard Shell [Goth Girl Roleplay][Beyond Stereotypes][Falling for You][Vulnerability][Not Just a Goth Girl][Heartfelt][Love Confession][Can I Be Your Goth Girlfriend?][I Hate This S...
2023-08-06 19:17:32 +0000 UTC View PostListen as I try to figure what the fuck is wrong with the fucking audio.
2023-08-06 17:12:36 +0000 UTC View PostSomething funky is going on. i need to do some investigating.
2023-08-06 16:40:42 +0000 UTC View PostI'm making myself swoon and it's kind of awkward and weird.
2023-08-03 08:22:40 +0000 UTC View PostAnd everyone needs a emotional support Hufflepuff.
2023-08-02 17:08:45 +0000 UTC View PostI can't deny it, I was thinking about you.
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[F4A] Desire on the Doorstep [Neighbour Roleplay][Tension][Flustered Confession][30 Minute Buffer Period][Unexpected Encounter][Awkward Conversations][Caught in the Act][Desire][Caught Off Guard][Blushing][Love, Lust, and Confusion Collide When an Unexpec...
2023-08-01 19:42:30 +0000 UTC View PostWhy am I like this?
MetalPetal is Optimus Prime's OTP. ๐ค๐ธ
2023-08-01 05:32:24 +0000 UTC View PostDear Dumble-whats-your-name,
Have you ever tried lighting a dragonfly on fire? It's not nearly as satisfying as you'd think. Too small, too quick, not nearly enough theatrics. So you can imagine my utter HORROR upon discovering that my Patronus, the embodiment of my innermost magical strength and identity, is this...ins...
2023-08-01 02:33:38 +0000 UTC View PostI don't know how to do this ex-thing, this being-friends-with-an-ex thing.
[F4A] The Homework of Hearts [Ex-girlfriend Roleplay][Study Session Under False Pretences][Love Confession][Exes to Lovers][Heartbreak and Hope][Caught in Feelings][Friends to Lovers][Heart on the Line][The Love Struggle ...
2023-08-01 02:22:23 +0000 UTC View PostBecause I really can't, but I stil hoard them.
2023-08-01 01:20:42 +0000 UTC View Post
