Mr. Freeze: "Isn't it remarkable. I now own the most sought after art collection in the world. And it is the entire Justice League, who, in attempting to thwart my cause, have only propelled it. But, you Batman, remain the most prized jewel. And it is to you that I award the most prestigious honor of Miss Iceland."
Batm...
2024-06-21 03:01:48 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Y...y...you m..m..m..monster. M..m..my l..l..legs. Completely...f..f..frozen. D..d..d..don't d..d..d..do...this."
Mr. Freeze: "Apologies my dear Batman. But consider it a noble swap you're making. You for Norah. A true hero's end."
Batman: "Fr...Fr...Freeze...p..p..pl..."
(And at that moment, Batman...
2024-06-21 02:56:51 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Y...y...y..you...m...m...m...mon...ster. If y...y...y...you th..think this n...n...n...new b..b..b...body will s..s..stop me y...y...y...your're wrong. I'll..."
Mr. Freeze: "You'll do nothing more than stand still and watch my plan succeed, Batman. You're being absorbed by a cold that not even you can withstand...
2024-06-21 02:47:50 +0000 UTC
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Mr. Freeze: "Batman, you turned out magnificent. You will be the centerpiece of my collection! We will arrive shortly where the statuefication process will begin."
Batman: "C.c.ca.can't m.m.m.move...s.s.s.soo c.c.c.cold."
Mr. Freeze: Yes, your insides are s...
2024-06-07 17:40:12 +0000 UTC
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Mr. Freeze: "Ah, Batman, caught in my trap. You are now at my complete mercy. And with the newest properties I've discovered with ice, I can mold you into whatever I choose. Soon, I will have the most beautiful and lifelike sculptures to display in all the world. The profits will be immense, and from them, my research to rest...
2024-06-07 17:31:38 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Yes, father?"
Alfred: "Breanna, my dear, you are now ready to serve."
Batman: "It is an honour to live in my father's footsteps. To serve is the Pennyworth legacy and one I hope to faithfully uphold."
2024-06-04 03:10:38 +0000 UTC
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Alfred: "I'm afraid to keep the peace it is the only way. And to keep you from the danger of being the Batman, a fear I've always had, this is for the best. This world does not require the Batman. And you, Master Bruce, can live a normal life, the life I've always hoped for you, albeit not the way I imagined."
Batman: "...
2024-06-04 03:03:12 +0000 UTC
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Alfred: "I'm afraid that may not be wise, sir, or miss."
Batman: "Alfred, what on earth are you saying? Please don't tell me you've succumb to self interest?"
Alfred: "Certainly not, sir! The Warper's new reality has made Gotham a safe city. I'm secretly a Dark Knight of sorts where my wealth has allowed to keep t...
2024-06-04 02:58:26 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Master Pennyworth...I mean, dammit, this new reality is working fast! Alfred, we need to fix this quickly before..."
Alfred: Master Bruce, the Warper was successful and it appears in this new reality I am the rich socialite and you my daughter."
Batman: "We must act fast!"
2024-06-04 02:52:25 +0000 UTC
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Batman (communicating to Alfred via comm): "Alfred! The Warper has infiltrated the manor! Get out of there! I don't know what he's up..."
BOOM!
2024-06-04 02:42:30 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Is it Halloween again, or is it fetish week? I can't tell anymore. At least we look sexy."
2024-05-30 18:18:48 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Will anyone know I was ever human, or will everyone just think I'm one of these regular lingerie displays from now on?"
2024-05-30 18:15:05 +0000 UTC
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Candy: "Well, Batman, you look all ready for your new purpose and the store is ready for opening. Time to apply the final transformation."
Batman: "Don't do this! Let reason prevail Candy!..."
Candy: "Mannequinous Silencious Finaltose."
Batman: "My mouth is numb...I can't speak!...I feel tingly."
2024-05-30 18:10:08 +0000 UTC
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Candy: "Oh, what's with the sad face? With this colour wig you are starting to look like a proper plastic mannequin display."
Batman (to himself): "Agh! Stop touching my aaahhhh breast! I'm still sensitive..."
2024-05-30 18:03:15 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "I'll get you out of here, but we need to be quick! My boss'll be back any minute! Now hurry, suga!"
Robin: "Sugar? Batman, are you okay?"
Batman: "It's the conditioning. Pretty soon I'll just be his eye candy mole. And if you don't hurry you will be too, sweetie!"
2024-05-22 02:58:24 +0000 UTC
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Batman (in his head): "Toyman's made me a toy for sale. I'm completely inanimate. There's no way to communicate except for the string on my back."
(Woman pulls the string)
Batman: "Golly gee! Let's play teacups and braid our hair all day! Hehe"
2024-05-16 19:23:22 +0000 UTC
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Hugo: "Tastier with the black fishnet stockings I picked out. Now to put them all in with all the other normal white mannequin legs. I'm glad that old Bat can't see me licking her legs right now."
Batman (from afar): "Tell your sick henchman to stop licking me! I will not be his plaything!"
Candy: "Oh Batman. It w...
2024-05-16 15:28:06 +0000 UTC
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Batman (thoughts): "Oh no! My legs! How am I going to be able to get back to normal without all my pieces?"
Candy: "Now what color bra and panties should I put on you? Something sexy.
Hugo: "Don't lick'em til you leave..."
2024-05-14 03:24:35 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Teach them the entirety of La Sylphide by week's end or I stay like this forever? That's impossible! They don't know a pirouette from a jete!"
The Ballerina: "Oh Batman. Aren't you adorable. Your love for ballet is now as great as mine."
2024-05-13 18:05:45 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "You tricked me! I never said it like that!"
Candy: "You chose to be moved around. I never said you'd be in one piece. And my my, looks like the Batman met his superior. Never would the great Batman be tricked. You don't feel like your former self so you won't be like your former self. You are what you wear. Spe...
2024-05-12 03:14:35 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "What are you doing to my arms? Give them back! I really need them! Please?"
Candy: "Don't worry. Hugo is fashioning them into nice jewelry display stands for our rings and bracelets in our new jewelry section."
2024-05-12 03:08:15 +0000 UTC
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Candy: "Let's see that arm joint. Hmmm. Let me ask you. Would you rather be in one spot in my new store, or moved around to different locations?"
Batman: "As if I have a choice in this?"
Candy: "I said you would have a say in this. That's why I let you still have your voice, Dear."
Batman (thoughts in his he...
2024-05-12 03:04:18 +0000 UTC
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Candy: Animatous craniumyx! You can speak. Your empty plastic head can still move, so you can have a say in things now. Watch your mouth, or I'll take it away."
Batman: "Empty plastic!?! What did you turn me into?"
Candy: "Oh, to think, you were the Batman. No one would believe it!"
Batman: "That's it. You p...
2024-05-12 02:30:34 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "I can't feel my heart, or lungs anymore, but I feel everything else! My body feels hollow!"
2024-05-12 02:19:17 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "I can't move! I feel so stiff, and my skin is getting paler!"
2024-05-12 00:31:50 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "A woman. Why? What's your end goal? If you think I'll stop because my body is female, you're sadly mistaken. Taking me to the scene of your crimes is your first mistake."
Candy: "Oh, don't worry. I don't intend for you to ever leave."
Batman: "Why change me if you intend to kill me."
Candy: "Oh Batm...
2024-05-11 17:45:31 +0000 UTC
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(Batman wakes to find he has been entirely transformed into a woman. He hunts Candy down, rather surprised she had not imprisoned him).
Candy: "Now, Batman, I'm sure this is all a shock to you, but you will soon be compliant to your new owner and master. The transformation has made you weak and harmless and you are no l...
2024-05-11 17:33:38 +0000 UTC
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Candy: "Down and out. This should render you completely compliant throughout the process. You're no longer a threat to my growing profits, Batman. You will now only contribute to it. After all, you are now my property."
2024-05-11 17:18:12 +0000 UTC
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Clerk: "There we go, we're all set Batman. When I snap my fingers you'll enter your new life with your handsome husband."
Batman: "......."
Clerk: "You see, people always come here looking for something. And you're no different. You were just confused. You thought you were looking to stop me, but this is so much b...
2024-05-07 17:04:08 +0000 UTC
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Batman (in unison with the other girls): "And one and two and three and four and one and...ahhh...."
(The transformed Batman is pulled away by Commissioner Gordon).
Batman: "Commissioner! What are you doing! Unhand me you brute!"
Commissioner: "Snap out of it Batman! Look at yourself! This isn't you. You're ...
2024-05-06 17:55:58 +0000 UTC
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