John Stewart: 내 힘이! 완전히 사라졌어! 나...나...영어도 못하는데! 그런데...그런데...왜 이렇게...행복한 기분이지?
(My powers! They're completely gone! I...I...can't speak English! But...but...why do I feel so...happy?)
(Members of Nothing Nothing enter)
Nothing Nothing: "...
2025-01-15 16:47:54 +0000 UTC
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(John Stewart walks through the concert hall coming to the realization that he's been affected by the magic he came to investigate).
John Stewart: "Okay, don't panic. It seems innocent enough. The magic is emanating from the music. Does nothing more than make you a superfan. At worst, Nothing Nothing will be on my playl...
2025-01-15 16:31:25 +0000 UTC
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JLA Comm: "Come in JLA members, new threat found in the Southern Alps. Request for backup nee..."
(John Stewart cuts the transmission)
(The kpop singers finish their song and the crowd begins chanting: "쇼 하나 더" which translates to, "One more show!")
John Stewart: "쇼 하나 더, 쇼 하나 더, 쇼 ...
2025-01-15 16:19:33 +0000 UTC
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John Stewart: "Come in JLA. Lantern is on site at the anomaly."
JLA Comm: "Go ahead, Lantern."
John Stewart: "There's no cause for concern. Just a teenybopper concert. Perhaps one of the performers is a magic user and doesn't know it. Or magic is being used to enhance their sound. Nothing that requires our attenti...
2025-01-15 16:07:45 +0000 UTC
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JLA Communication: "Unusual cosmic activity coming from the South Korean city of Taebaek-Si. Potential magic user."
John Stewart: "Lantern here. I'll check it out. I was stationed in South Korea for a time with the Marines. Taebaek-Si is non-descript and small. Unusual for any disruption to take place there."
2025-01-15 15:57:32 +0000 UTC
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Marsha: "Come, Batman! More diamonds await!"
Batman: "Woof Woof!"
(in his head) "I hope she'll be happy now. Then I get my treats!"
2025-01-14 18:24:10 +0000 UTC
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Marsha: "Come now, Batman. We're done here."
Batman: "Woof woof! Woof woof!"
Marsha: "Oh, it's alright dear. The nice policemen just had a few questions for me. Mostly about you."
Batman (in his head): Why are they letting her leave? No...she's getting away with it! They're my last hope, or I'm her pet forev...
2025-01-14 18:06:51 +0000 UTC
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Marsha: "Oh, very good Batman! I told you that you'd enjoy your new role as my pet. So much simpler. And what does a good boy get? Another treat!"
Batman (to himself): Blast her magic! I can't resist the instincts when she tosses a bone. I'm compelled to chase it. Did she say treat? No...no...
"Woof woof! Woof woo...
2025-01-14 17:58:51 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "I'll find my way out of this Marsha, and then..."
Marsha: "Abra Kadabra...POOCH!"
Batman: "and then you'll...woof woof!"
(Batman looks at his hands, now paws, in shock).
2025-01-14 17:39:32 +0000 UTC
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Marsha: "Oh Batman, I guess not so surprising that you are here. It looks like your little pet has become mine."
Batman: "Undo your twisted magic and let Robin go!"
Marsha: "Batman, I'm afraid Robin will have to stay this way. He has taken to me so nicely. I couldn't think of parting with him. Unless another pet c...
2025-01-14 17:32:26 +0000 UTC
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Susie: "Oh Mommy and Daddy, I just love it! I knew Santa would get it for me. That nice toy man told me he would. And it even comes with a Batman costume!"
Batman (inaudible): "Susie! Susie! You must hear me! You're the only hope! I'm Batman! You need to help! Susie, pull the string on my back! Susie! Susie!!!!!
2024-12-19 19:22:41 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Quit this nonsense now, Toyman! I'll figure a way out of this. And then you'll pay twice as hard!"
Toyman: "Well, while it has been immensely fun to dress you up in every imaginable outfit, it is Christmas Eve and we need to get you ready for a magical morning!"
Batman: "Don't you even think about it! Get...
2024-12-19 19:13:10 +0000 UTC
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Toyman: "My dear Batman may awake! Susie will be most pleased!"
(Batman's eyes open and he darts up, immediately searching for an exit and realizing he is trapped in a dollhouse).
Batman: "Eeeep! What have you done to me you...you..."
Toyman: "Why, Batman, I've made you nothing other than Susie's most cheris...
2024-12-19 19:04:12 +0000 UTC
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Toyman: "I've decided to be a giving man this year, in the spirit of ol'Saint Nick. And, yes, Batman, you'll be able to help spread the cheer as well. You see, you'll be just what little Susie wants for Christmas."
Batman: "This is my only chance. When I re-gain control of my limbs, however briefly, I'll have to escape ...
2024-12-19 18:50:53 +0000 UTC
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Toyman: "It's done! Batman is nothing more than a toy in my vast collection. And just in time for the holiday season!"
Batman (in his head): "I'm completely frozen. He's right. I'm nothing more than plastic. For the moment, I'm left to his whim. I need to wait for his mistake. He'll be certain to re-animate me when he g...
2024-12-19 17:22:21 +0000 UTC
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Feminizer: "Oh, Bats. You make me more wet than anyone or anything. Ready to soak me all in?"
Batman (inanimate, but still with thoughts): "The smell, so good. Get me wet, so wet..."
2024-12-12 20:22:33 +0000 UTC
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Feminizer: "See, Bats, I told you our next meeting would be different! Embrace the girl!"
Batman: "I can't help it. Whatever your magic is, all I can think about it being faaaaabulous. You made it unfulfillable. Nothing is enough!"
Feminizer: "Because, Bats, it's not about wearin' it. It's about bein' it. Want to ...
2024-12-12 20:10:23 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Harley said that the foundation is key. Got to bring out my lashes. But it's not right. Damn you, Feminizer. The mental changes. I won't ever be satisfied until..."
2024-12-12 19:27:32 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Enough Harley! This is serious!"
Harley: "Oh Bats. She got you good! Real good!"
Batman: "If you don't help me with it then I'll be compelled to go to her! I can't help it. She'll turn me and then all of Gotham!"
Harley: "I get it. Haha! I get it. I'll make you my sista' in no time, Bats! Just don't...
2024-12-12 19:21:18 +0000 UTC
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Feminizer: "Well, well, well Batman, back for more, eh. Not feeling so fabulous after our last encounter? That's okay. Perhaps another makeover will make you feel better."
Batman: "Enough. I'm equipped with magic defenses. Your closet technology won't...Oh my gawwwwwd. What did you do to me? Impossssssible. My defences ...
2024-12-12 18:51:10 +0000 UTC
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Batman (to himself): "The dreams, they began the night the Feminizor transformed my batarang into hairspray and my costume into a dress. She is far more powerful than I thought. The magic she employs affects the victim as much mentally as it does physically. And I am not immune."
2024-12-12 18:21:24 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Flash! Diana isn't picking up. I need you to do me a favor."
Flash: "Since when did the Bats ask me for anything! Oh no, you're not about to pop'em are you?"
Batman: "The hospital...now!"
Flash: "Be there in a flash to rescue you, sweetheart!"
Batman: "I told you to stop calling me that!"
2024-12-09 19:23:07 +0000 UTC
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Bane: "Batman, you are too intelligent to think that you could combat me in your condition: a weak female nearly at full term. I see through the charade. The witch's magic, while you hate to admit, has made you a whore. You don't even resist me now."
Batman: "You were always more than just braun. You cannot tell Diana. ...
2024-12-09 19:09:11 +0000 UTC
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Wonder Woman: "Bruce! I told you no more contact with your foes!"
Batman: "The babies aren't there's, Diana."
Wonder Woman: "Babies? Plural?"
Batman: "I've tested and done every scan. Triplets. And the genetics show that they are yours."
Wonder Woman: "By Hera! This is Circe's doing!"
2024-12-07 18:46:06 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "The transformation was much more that outward appearance. My sexual drive...it's haywire. I had the Joker cuffed and was ready to take him to Arkham...until I noticed his bulge. Diana, I don't want to tell you what happened next. I'm losing myself."
Wonder Woman: "Circe is twisted. And she is powerful. The magi...
2024-12-07 18:32:14 +0000 UTC
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Circe: "You will pay, Batman, for helping that wench Diana. My plans were thwarted for the last time."
Batman: "Do what you will, Circe. But I will always take the side of good."
Circe: "Ah yes, you've made your choice. And now I will bind you to it. You've chosen Diana, and Diana you will have. Just not in the sc...
2024-12-07 18:15:32 +0000 UTC
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Penguin: "Ah there we are. As my wife, and now officially the mother of my child, we need to class you up a bit. You now look the part of Ms. Cobblepot."
Batman (grunting and snorting): "Grrrrrrrr you better be taking me where you promised."
Penguin: "Of course my dear, the Gotham Zoo awaits."
Batman: "Grrrr...
2024-12-05 15:40:37 +0000 UTC
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Penguin (recording and speaking to the Gotham public): "Good evening Gotham! I present to you your beloved Batman! Much like all of you. She's fat! She's smelly! She's grotesque! You all mocked me for my looks! Now I'm the sexiest man in Gotham compared to all you freaks!
2024-12-05 15:26:17 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "It's hopeless (panting). I'm at least 5 miles from the (panting) Batcave and (panting) I can't even get off (panting) the second (panting) floor."
2024-12-05 15:07:00 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Stuck. If he sees me like this he'll have a field day. Only one way. Need to build up a large one and...
(Batman uses all his thrust and...)
PHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(Batman's explosive fart propels him through the door and he attempts to waddle his way out of the Penguin's hideout).
2024-12-05 14:58:01 +0000 UTC
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