Batman: "I've entered the island. Something's amiss. It's quiet and there's a...mist. It's seeping through my filters. Whatever magic it is, I can't stop it. I'm at its mercy. But what does it do? UGHHHH! No, it's a...some sort of...hormonal agent. It's strong...too strong...I..."
Wonder Woman: "Why Batman, you enter Th...
2023-06-12 02:58:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Circe: "My plan has been executed perfectly. All of Themyscira is under my spell. Including Wonder Woman. And when Earth's heroes come here to save her, they will only be met with my punishing spell that surrounds the island. So, come former champions. I will add you to my new civilization. Come Diana. Your former self will b...
2023-06-12 02:39:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Mr. J...for me? It's my favourite type!...stolen! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Joker: "So will you be my forever mine? To abuse, ravage and plunder?"
Batman: "Well when you put it that way OF COURSE I DO! OH PUDDIN' I LOVE YOU I DO I DO I DO!!!!!!"
2023-06-11 03:39:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Movement! The changes are linked to my movement! I still got the Bat brain ta'figure it out! I have to limit my steps!"
(Joker knocks on the door).
Joker: "Harley! Oh Harley! Knock Knock!
Batman (to himself): "Oh no no no! He's here! I'm not ready to handle him. Harl's feelings and his presence migh...
2023-06-11 03:31:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Damns you Harley! I was supposed to go back to the Bat Cave to get this all sorted out! Now I ended up in your apartment which I somehow just knew the location of! The changes are happening too rapidly! I gotta figure this out fast! And before Mr. J comes callin' for me. Best put on my best for m'sugar just in case t...
2023-06-10 03:35:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Harley: "Sorry Bats. You don't deserve this probably. You're a good guy. But I'm done with the abuse, the pain, the never being enough for him. You'll have to be the sacrifice. And he always wanted you more than me."
Batman: "Harley, you're bein' a boring Brucie or somethin'. Geez, quit spoilin' the fun! I mean, what's ...
2023-06-10 03:29:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Harley: "I'm done Bats. I'm done with it J. I'm done with it all. I need to get out."
Batman: "That's good, Harley. It's good. But I need to take you in. You hurt a lot of people. Justice needs to see you atone for those crimes. You'll be safe...from him. I can't let you leave."
(Batman reaches to cuff Harley, but...
2023-06-09 03:19:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Harley: "So you'll do it? You'll be my little sidekick?"
Batman: "Of course Ms. H! I'm forever your BatBunny. And Gotham will be our burrow for fun, fun, fun!
2023-06-07 03:11:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Harleyyyyyy! I think I solved another mystery thingy! I know how that amulet gadget works! It uses ol'Mad Hatter's tech! But I'm too bunnyshit cwazie to stop it! hehehehehehe. And Tetch's tea is making me super horny!"
Harley: "Come to your mama you bad bunny you!"
Batman: "Eeeeeeee!!!"
(Batman hurd...
2023-06-07 00:04:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "You broke me out of Arkham? But why? I'm as crazy as an armadillo in Albaquerque. HAHA!"
Harley: "Well crazy likes crazy! Geez, you're more into me than I'm into Mr. J! But I just don't think that ol'amulet is done its work. And I need to see it for myself!"
Batman: "Oh it's not! Da' world's best detectiv...
2023-06-06 18:39:03 +0000 UTC View Post
(One month later and Batman has been deemed certifiably insane and taken in by none other than the Justice League after he attempted to put fire to the BatCave and Wayne Manor when he insisted that Harley was visiting him every night in a bunny suit)
(A guard places a bag of carrots in the prison slot. Batman refuses to...
2023-06-06 03:09:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Harley: "Night night Batsy. You ain't usually on this end of it. Not so fun is it!"
Batman: Harley...(gasp)...you need to hand over the amulet...it's too powerful...you aren't stable...stable enough...please."
Harley: "Are you sayin' I'm cwaziee Bats? You know what. This little do-hickey can do anything. Let's see...
2023-06-06 03:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "I need to get out of..."
Wonder Woman: "Halt!"
Batman: "Diana?"
Wonder Woman: "How do you know my name? You must be Luthor's new wife! State your identity!"
Batman: "Diana. I'm...I'm...Batman...and I love him..."
2023-06-06 02:28:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Lex Luthor: "Batman, Batman. You're probably still under influence of the drugs. You're confused. But can you open your eyes for me?"
Batman: "Lex...Lexie...is that you?"
Lex Luthor: "It is hun. We've manipulated your speech too as you can tell. No one would ever guess you were the Batman. Or even a man. But the J...
2023-06-06 00:06:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Lex Luthor: "Just neutralizing a threat. And turning that threat to my side. Now you'll be using that mind for my use. Helping to anticipate your JLA's friends moves and strategize against them."
Batman: "Why can't I move? Why am I so...calm? Why am I...why am I...so...in love...no...Lex...I'm..."
Lex Luthor: "Mad...
2023-06-05 03:54:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman (in distress): "What games are you playing, Lex? What did you do? ANSWER ME."
Lex Luthor: "We need to subdue you Batman. You're the brains behind the JLA and you're perhaps more a threat than even Superman. Your intimidation extends to even your own team members. When we destroy you, we shake their confidence. An...
2023-06-05 03:33:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Luthor: "partners..."
Batman: "You must be joking Luthor. I know what you are and I know what you do. My only question is what you're doing in Gotham?"
Luthor: "I'm simply looking for a partner to finally subdue Superman and you'll make the perfect bait."
Batman: "Bait? That means you'll have to capture me f...
2023-06-05 03:22:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Tony: "Morning babe."
Batman: "Watch it with the babe. I'm your wife, but not willingly. And I'm still a walking weapon."
Tony: "Yeah, but you're my walking weapon or else Alfie gets a bullet to the head. So how'bout this my former tough guy. Wash my clothes, make me a dinner to die for, and get yourself somethin'...
2023-05-24 03:23:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Supervisor (speaking to customer on phone): "Okay, the transaction was approved. We will send a unit out immediately." (to Batman): "Unit 3596. You're up. Deployment to Maria Falcone's residence, 1723 Craven Street. Full cleaning. Clog in main bathroom needs to be fixed. Overtime duty. Hostess for dinner party."
Batman:...
2023-05-23 14:45:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Ms. Shelvy: "You turned out wonderful Batman! And you are the first person to be both an owner and product of the same company."
Batman: "You...won't...you...won't...get away with...ugh!"
Ms. Shelvy: "Oh that should be your mind-numbing hormones kicking in. You are incredibly attracted to me right now. Get used to...
2023-05-23 03:40:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "I...can't...move...what are...you...doing...to me?"
Associate: "Your body's transformation has been completed. Now we are simply administering a serum that will merge with your DNA and make you permanently docile and submissive. Don't worry Mr. Wayne, or, er, Batman, this will not be painful and should take eff...
2023-05-22 03:46:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Miss Shelvy: "Hello Bruce. You're awake now. I've moved our little meeting to someplace a little more private. Since our corporations have now officially merged I thought you might like to know what you've purchased. You will get a first-hand look at what Suze-Tech offers."
Bruce: "Merged?"
Miss Shelvy: "Why yes. ...
2023-05-22 03:29:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Miss Shelvy: "Thank you for meeting me on such short notice to hear my proposal Mr. Wayne. It's tough getting an appointment with you in the evenings."
Bruce: "Tonight just happens to be a slow night."
Miss Shelvy: "No masked monsters to beat up tonight Bruce?"
Bruce: "I beg your pardon."
Miss Shelvy: ...
2023-05-21 03:50:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Two Face: "Hey Bats, both my sides can actually stand the sight of you now."
Joker: "You'll go well on my lap Bats. And you put on makeup just for me!"
Batman: "It's not over yet! I still have chips left!"
Joker: "Batman. You know you need to follow the rules. Tsk. Tsk."
Batman: "I still have chips lef...
2023-05-20 03:52:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Riddler: "What's this? Did Batman lose the first hand? Rules are rules."
Batman: "Do what you will. I'll figure out your game soon enough."
Riddler: "Riddle me this and riddle me that, what shall our dearest Batty Bat Bat become? Roses are red, violets are blue, I choose Batman to become you..."
(Riddler poi...
2023-05-19 18:47:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Riddler: "It's simple Batman. Play the little poker game with us that I've crafted. If you win, the Robin is freed. Lose a hand and we get to change you in any fashion we like! Deal?"
Batman: "The game is rigged."
Riddler: "Absolutely! But you're still in brave Bats?"
Batman: "Only because there is no other ...
2023-05-19 15:34:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Lady Dorothy: "Tell me again Batman. What is your schedule?"
Batman: "Finish my glutes workout. Class at 10am. Lunch with Bridget and Angie. Shop for a new dress. And date with Kyle from class at 7."
Lady Dorothy: "And what is your name?"
Batman: "I am Olivia."
Lady Dorothy: "And if you do not comply w...
2023-05-19 03:31:42 +0000 UTC View Post
(Batman views Gotham on screen and sees what is has become: lawless and broken).
Don Hector: "Bane controls the North and we take control of the South. Bane will of course borrow you from time to time. And you will comply."
Bane (on speaker): "Batman. You are broken, yes? You are mine, no? But do not tell me. Tell...
2023-05-19 03:12:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "I hope this pleases you Don Hector."
Don Viglione: "You wear it well Batman. How does it all make you feel?"
Batman: "I am blessed to be the company of such a powerful man as you Don Hector."
Don Viglione: "Oh Batman. I want you to tell me how you REALLY feel."
Batman: "I...I...Don Hector...I ...
2023-05-17 14:39:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Give it up Hector. Your men are either dead or running scared. Now tell me how you did this!"
Don Viglione: "Batman. You disappoint me. The answer was clear. We simply re-imagined Bane's venom. But that's boring stuff. It's the effects that are interesting. You won't harm me sweetie."
(Batman's hand start...
2023-05-17 03:48:47 +0000 UTC View Post
