Drunk Birthday Marathon: Agents of Shield Season 7 Episode 1
Birthday Hour: 15
Show: Agents of Shield
Drunkness Level: HAMMERED
2020-07-27 11:40:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Birthday Hour: 15
Show: Agents of Shield
Drunkness Level: HAMMERED
2020-07-27 11:40:01 +0000 UTC View PostBirthday Hour: 10
Show: Cloud fucking Atlas
Drunkness Level: HAMMERED
2020-07-27 11:16:00 +0000 UTC View PostDrink: Fireball
Show: Stargirl
Drunkness Level: Hammered
2020-07-22 07:31:00 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a Space Racism Free For All!!
3 Races enter, none leave the Thunderdome unscatched!
2020-07-20 13:30:59 +0000 UTC View PostI mean ... I knew Klingons were assholes ... but GAWTDAMN...
2020-07-13 21:10:59 +0000 UTC View PostCharlotte had a couple lines of dialogue! I mean, she still had zero impact on the plot but ... this is something!
2020-07-12 09:45:00 +0000 UTC View PostDrink: Fireball
Show: Ozark
Drunkness Level: 1 sheet to the wind
2020-07-06 20:16:00 +0000 UTC View PostDrink: Fireball
Show: Ozark
Drunkness Level: 1 sheet to the wind
2020-07-06 19:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostDr. Phlox tries to flip a crew member into a 5-way while simultaneously trying to talk Archer into allowing genocide. He goes 1 for 2.
2020-07-06 19:16:00 +0000 UTC View PostDrink: Generic Apple Shit
Show: Hanna
Drunkness Level: In the game
2020-07-03 08:15:59 +0000 UTC View PostDrink: Generic Apple Shit
Show: Hanna
Drunkness Level: Pregaming
2020-07-02 20:16:00 +0000 UTC View PostNote: My goal is to have videos up by 10am on the release day, but that's gonna be hard the first couple weeks because I'm trying to get ahead on everything, so most likely it'll be in the afternoons. Things should smooth out by the middle of the month.
Friday, July 3rd: Orpha...
2020-07-02 19:11:54 +0000 UTC View PostDrink: Fireball with Crannberry Juice
Show: Ozark
Drunkness Level: HAMMERED
2020-07-01 15:30:59 +0000 UTC View PostSPEAK, MOTHERFUCKER!
2020-06-30 19:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostElliot takes a magical mystery tour through a crackhouse OF THE MIND. Maybe. I'm still unclear on that.
2020-06-30 18:32:00 +0000 UTC View PostCaptain Archer gets really REALLY butthurt when an alien ship ignores his calls and texts. Meanwhile, Hoshi tries to convince Reed that she DOESN'T want to lather him in pancake batter and then lick it off.
2020-06-30 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostDrink: Fireball
Show: Ozark
Drunkness Level: Pregaming
2020-06-28 18:46:00 +0000 UTC View PostDrink: Fireball
Show: Ozark
Drunkness Level: Pregaming
2020-06-28 18:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostDrink: Admiral Nelson's Pineapple Rum with Wild Cherry Pepsi
Drunkness Level: 1 sheet to the wind
2020-06-23 00:30:59 +0000 UTC View PostOoooo! A time travel story in Star Trek! GASP! That's never happened before! (Okay, okay, it was actually a fun story but my jokes were already set up so...)
2020-06-22 13:15:59 +0000 UTC View PostDrink: Admiral Nelson's Pineapple Rum with Wild Cherry Pepsi
Drunkness Level: 1 sheet to the wind
2020-06-21 07:30:59 +0000 UTC View PostDrink: Admiral Nelson's Pinapple Rum with Wild Cherry Pepsi
Show: Avatar The Last Airbender
Drunkness Level: 1 sheet to the wind
2020-06-17 06:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostDrink: Carolans
Show: Avatar The Last Airbender
Drunkness Level: HAMMERED
2020-06-16 16:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostDrink: Carolans
Show: Avatar The Last Airbender
Drunkness Level: Pregaming
2020-06-16 01:15:59 +0000 UTC View PostCaptain Archer encounters a bunch of freighter jockeys who think their Internet Muscles are real muscles and bite off more than they can chew when they go after a gang of Nostril Pirates. Travis has a rare moment to shine because he knows something about this shit.
2020-06-15 21:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostThere were more twin shenanigans in this episode than in an entire season of Liv and Maddie. Meanwhile, Vic is still a pussy and Paul is revealed as a BADASS.
2020-06-12 19:16:00 +0000 UTC View PostDrink: Fireball
Show: Ozark
Drunkness Level: 1 sheet to the wind
2020-06-09 12:31:00 +0000 UTC View PostDrink: Hard Rootbeer
Show: Ozark
Drunkness Level: Buzzed
2020-06-09 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Captain Archer was a Kirk assed intergalactic slut assed Kirk assed macking on alien bitches assed Kirk assed she was just trying to save her peeps not get busy you jerk assed Kirk assed player player in this episode!
2020-06-09 11:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostI've been trying to upload the latest episode since last night and it keeps getting hung up during the processing cycle. No idea what the hell is going on but I'll try again tomorrow.
2020-06-09 02:12:58 +0000 UTC View Post