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Kari in her natural habitat

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Just a little freebie to thank you guys for your patience - a quality in which Kari, as will be revealed in her next chapter, is severely lacking! 

I struggled with her proportions here, and I learned (too late for this pic!) about the importance of colour contrast. Still, I hope it gives a little insight into how ...

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Kari's Life in Lockdown - Prelude

Let me take you back to the start of 2020... said no-one ever.

Well, actually I said it. Because the start of 2020 is where this story begins. Sorry, can't be helped!

As often happens, what began as a very brief introductory piece took on a life of its own. It's a little slow moving and long winded, and the ending...

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Update and plans for early 2021


Hello everyone!

I hope we're all keeping well in these bizarre times.

Sorry it's been so long since I've posted anything here. Work in the latter half of 2020 was monstrously busy, with all the ever changing lockdown rules and government support schemes to get my head around. 

As a result, although ...

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A Venus in overstretched Versace II

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Hola everyone! 😊

I hope everyone's keeping well in these crazy times.

This month I've been mostly focusing on writing the next part of The Perfect Dress. However, I found time to knock up a little pic of Abby in her own perfect dress - a sort of visual preview to the next chapter of the lady wot lunched. View Post

The lady wot lunched a little too much - Chapter 6

Here it is at last! The long-awaited next instalment of the ladies wot lunch. Gemma, Holly, Peter and Abby all feature in this episode.

The good news? This isn't the original Chapter 6 that I was going to post. It's a whole extra thing that I wrote. Which means Chapter 7 is also mostly written and can be posted soo...

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Update

Well, what crazy times we live in. I hope everyone is staying safe and well.

I'm doing fine myself, though work has been pretty chaotic. We started working from home last week, but many of our clients have been heavily affected by the economic consequences of the pandemic. Combined with the fact with the Government is a...

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Midnight Trifle [story & pics]

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Happy February! I thought it was about time I thanked my $4+ patrons properly, so here's a short one-shot story featuring Kari and her husband Tim. 🎁

I meant to post this at the start of Jan, but inevitably it got a bit longer, and real life stuff got in the way. I might make this available to all patrons later in th...

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Happy New Rear!

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A happy belated new year from me, and from Kari & her friend Michelle. Two wealthy young socialites whose fashionably fat behinds are stretching their party skirts to the limit after a heavily indulgent festive season.

Indeed, this proved to be one party too many for Kari, whose two weeks of non-stop drinking and ea...

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Merry Christmas! And a sneak preview of The Lady wot Lunched Part 6

Merry Christmas everyone!  I hope Santa has brought plenty of gifts - and lots of chocolates, mince pies and prosecco for the ladies. 🎅🥂

My annual Christmas Eve drinks last night (at a rather posh bar) were a hoot. I'm pleased to report plenty of evidence of an indulgent festive party season for the local lad...

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The Turkey Wars

Season's greetings!  I'm, off out for some festive drinks very shortly, so please excuse this hasty posting! 

Attached is my Christmas offering - which is actually a belated Thanksgiving tale. It's also my first story written in the first person. It turned out to be far longer than intended - a slow-burner, yo...

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Unintended teasing - Four vignettes

One thing I love about being into female plumpness is when ladies make entirely innocent but often quite candid remarks about their weight, waistlines or eating. 

If only they knew the effect these seemingly innocent words have on me. It almost makes me pity people who have more “traditional” turn-ons. You’ll...

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A big blonde - and an update

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What ho, everyone!  

I hope we're all hunky dory and have had a fun summer. For me, work has been busy and I've had a few impromptu weekends away (my equivalent of a summer holiday). As a result, there was no charged-for post in August. I've a handful of pieces of writing that aren't far off finished, but I didn't ...

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The Perfect Dress - Chapter 2

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As promised (though somewhat later than promised) here is Part 2 of The Perfect Dress.

I hope you enjoy it!

NB In the next couple of weeks, there will follow a one or two page scene following on from this chapter, in which Emily picks up Oliver. I had intended it to be included in this chapter, but it wasn't quite...

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The Evolution of Abby's Arse

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[Edit 7 Jul 2019: tweaked Abby's boobs in the second pic. Hopefully they look softer and more natural. Original and tweaked image both available below. ]

A while ago someone suggested that I do a pic of Abby when she was younger, so that they could get an idea of how much she's ahe...

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$100 reached! Abby is off to the gym!

We've reached $100! Wahoo! 😊 Thrilling for me, though not so much for Abby, who now has to do some exercise... or at least show her face at the gym.  

Huge thank you to everyone for the support! I really appreciate it. I know I'm taking a little longer to get the next story chapters out. I just want them be as ...

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Heftier Hayley (remastered)

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The warmest of welcomes to my new patrons! :)

Work continues on the upcoming parts of my stories, which will be out soon. In the meantime, as I've gained quite a few new supporters recently, I thought I'd celebrate by sharing this slightly altered and re-styled version of an old pic. 

This was probably my fa...

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Angelica Clay at 18 vs Angelica Clay at 23

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As promised, a little bonus for $4+ patrons. Here's Angelica Clay at 18 vs 23. 

I was going to give a little bio too, but found I couldn't do it well without spoiling the eventual story.

Hope you like the pic!

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Angelica's abdomen

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My recent writing efforts have been mostly directed towards the next chapters of The Lady wot Lunched and The Perfect Dress. But I wanted to share this little teaser pic from "The Challenger" (provisional title), an upcoming story of mine that got a good number of votes on my poll.

So here is the primary antagonist, Ang...

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The Assassin and the Lemon Cakes

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What's this, an exclusive leaked epilogue to GRR Martin's epic bestselling Song of Ice ad Fire books?! 

Well... no. Actually it's just a little fanfic (fatfic?) that I concocted to celebrate the start of the new series. Still, I reckon it's got more action in it than the first two episodes combined!

I hope yo...

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Lardy ladies in literature #1: Mrs Caroline Mortimer

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Bit of a random one here for $4+ patrons!

Call it chance or chubby chaser’s intuition, but while watching the BBC’s recent adaptation of The Long Song - a novel set in the Jamaican slave uprising in 1832 - I got a sense that Caroline Mortimer, the jealous, spoilt mistress of the plantation, was supp...

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The Mince Pie Grinch - Alternative style

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Just a little bonus for Patrons. A comic-bookish type version of The Mince Pie Grinch pic. I was experimenting with a few styles after getting some feedback on the uncanny valley effect, and thought the result was worth sharing.

I quite like how it turned out, but let me know what you think!

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The Perfect Dress (Chapter 1)

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[Update 20 Jul 2019:  Fixed a few typos and made one very minor plot tweak so that something makes a little more sense and fits better with the imminent release of part 2. The plot tweak starts from page 6 onwards. To be honest, it's so small you might not even notice it, but it was bugging me!]

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Beware the Green-Eyed Mobster

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This is probably rather random, but having stumbled upon an episode of Mob Wives the other day, and having read some Raymond Chandler recently, I couldn't resist deviating briefly from my other projects to invent my own femme fatale (with emphasis, naturally, on the penultimate syllable). 

With little more than the...

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Update

Evening all! Or other times of day, depending on where and when you are.

Just wanted to drop a quick note to apologise for the lack of activity. In my other life I'm an accountant, and the tax return deadline has swallowed up a fair amount of time recently. Rest assured, several posts will be here very soon, including P...

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Upcoming stories (and pics)

Neil Gaiman advises writers to have multiple projects on the go at once. That way, if you get stuck with one, you can pivot to another rather than creating a head-shaped dent in the keyboard. I've found this to be good advice, and there are always a handful of stories I'm dabbling with alongside the main Lady wot lunc...

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Prose or pics?

Greetings all!

Thanks so much for your support. I'm really excited for 2019 and this Wednesday I'll be posting a brief overview of some of the stories and pics I've got planned for the new year. You'll be able to vote on which ones you'd like me to focus on.

For now, though, I just wanted to do a very quick poll t...

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The Fattest Fashionista

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In Samster's futuristic Corporate Worlds universe, bigger is better, greed is good, and fat is very much in fashion. And they don't come much greedier and fatter than Lucretia Godiva, the biggest and bitchest model on the Issa State Catwalk.

Just a little something to welcome my first $4+ patrons.  Samster's Corpor...

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Abby in Dubai - Patreon opening pic

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Hello and welcome to my first patrons! Thanks so much for your support!

There'll be some exclusive content coming soon, plus a list of my planned projects and a poll about which stories and/or pics you'd like me to focus on, but for now here's a full size version of the picture I used to advertise my Patreon page on Dev...

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The Mince Pie Grinch

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Santa's loss is Abby's gain. And it's nearly midnight, so I suppose she's entitled to open (and try on) a present too.

Guess some people just can't wait for Christmas - or breakfast.

Merry Christmas everyone! 🎄 🎅🤶🎁 

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The lady wot lunched a little too much - Part 5

A hungover Abby races against the clock to get ready for an important event. Meanwhile, Peter, Gemma and Holly's revenge plan is in motion; but is one of them starting to have doubts?

Hope you enjoy this. Feedback, suggestions and general comments are all very welcome.

You can read the Daily Mail article Gemma and...

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