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The Calamitous Bob 111. Basic magic for dummies

“My name is Rakan. That means ‘like a dragon’ in Hallurian, not very fitting right? Oh, so you’re a free candidate as well, right? I think so but those uniforms are hard to read.”

“Yes, I am a free candidate as well. You are Hallurian then? Did you come here recently?”

“Why yes, of course. Well, no...

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A Journey of Black and Red 192 Fame

After silencing Melusine with the promise of unbridled violence, I have the notable displeasure of facing a large group of irate vampires demanding answers. From their perspective, I was gone for half an hour while they were fighting for their freedom and the only witness to my disappearance was Martha. My friends would know ...

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The Calamitous Bob Chapter 110: In session

Ereska listened patiently, then complained with Viv about dishonest scholars, the worst! They whined together for a good twenty minutes and felt much better with themselves, then it was time to think about solutions. Ereska’s advice was to avoid the ethics committee.

“They will just add more roadblocks, and even if ...

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A Journey of Black and Red 191. Coronation

I stand in the shadow cast by my little parasol, a new iteration in a line of objects doomed to fail here in the court of fire and light, in the sphere of righteous war, under the gaze of its sovereign. It provides the little dot of penumbra I need to anchor my power, so that the cold and dark can lurk at the edge as they alw...

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Chapter 109 The best humanity has to offer

Elunath did not live in a mansion. He lived in a palace. To reach its protected entrance, Viv and Sidjin had walked through a ring of crowded manors hiding from each other behind high walls. Ancient walls topped with neatly trimmed hedges formed an impenetrable enclave around the house proper. Just the value of the real estat...

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A Journey of Black and Red 190: Solstice

The brightest sun of the spheres nourished the rolling hills, where the royal capital spread amidst quiet glades and ripening fields. Countless statues of white marble and gold filigree recounted the exploits of generations of warriors, scholars, millennia of victories. Banners from every court captured in battle hung from th...

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Announcement: I'm taking four days on both Bob and Journey

Sorry but I'm going crazy here. The quarantine has been tightened even more, I can only go downstairs and that's it. My patience is gone and now my sanity is being used. We've been locked in the compound since the middle of March. I have been... unproductive those past few days. I apologize but I need some more days to calm d...

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The Calamitous Bob 108: Inducted

“This is not a conversation I’m willing to have standing, or sober for that matter. But I’ll take sitting with a cup of klod.”

The young woman glared, but Viv had been glared at before, and she remained unimpressed. Darla seemed more solid suddenly as she took a step between the two casters. Viv felt in slight d...

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A Journey of Black and Red 189: Dragon Hunt

Slowly, my consciousness returns and I realize the eye is, of course, attached to a massive head taller than I am, triangular with a squarish chin area. Armored plates thicker than any plate cover the creature, shining softly in the red light. I also realize that this head is attached to a body so massive and so long I could ...

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The Calamitous Bob 107: Meet interesting people. Kill them.

Viv raced down the slope at breakneck speed. She heard a stumble behind her and faltered when she realized it was Sidjin. He was not fine. Not yet. Leaving someone behind was…

“Go, I’ll be fine. Catch up soon. GO!”

She did. Panic placed springboards under her feet. She cast the telekinesis spell just so sh...

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A Journey of Black and Red 188: Ritualized slaughter

“It appears we put up our tents for nothing,” I remark to Sinead.

“Of course not, we need them for our victorious return,” he replies amicably. “Shall we get the horses?”

The dragon flies far above our head, a distant shadow on the background of white fluffy cloud. He is impossible to ignore. The weigh...

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The Calamitous Bob Chapter 106: Making an entrance (examination)

Riding a buggy was less a novel experience and more a return to roots, so to speak. There had been a time she had loved being drawn in a carriage. The first time it had been during a warm summer. The fair had smelled of horse and lavender. She had been holding her brother in her arms.

Viv pushed back the feeling of nost...

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A Journey of Black and Red 187: I am ready

AN: I wanted to break protocol and add a foreword. You will notice that this chapter is a bit on the short side, and perhaps not as exciting as others. I would like to apologize for that. As some of you may know, I have been locked down in my apartment in Shanghai for a month and a week without break and find the expe...

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The Calamitous Bob 105: A Place of Learning

Helock had the cosmopolitan feel of world capitals, back on earth. As they moved up the slope towards the Academy, the two human and one small dragonette had come across blockish, colorful northern houses, the sober lines and peaked roofs of Enoria, and solemn, plastered facades Sidjin said were typical of Baran. There were e...

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A Journey of Black and Red 186. Training Montage

Titanic pillars of blue stone rise up into a strange fog, one I cannot pierce through with my senses. The ambient magic is so strong it saturates the air with its heady presence, overcoming the scent of crisp mountain air. We come across a group of fae knights in shimmering armor the color of sapphire, their eclectic assortme...

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The Calamitous Bob 104: Judgment

It was day, then it was night. There was no time to leave, no time to plan, not even enough time to look up before a wave of pure world-bending mana drenched her soul under a torrent, numbing her senses.

Once, Viv had gone diving off the coast of Eilat, at the south end of Israel. There was a peculiar feeling to going d...

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Announcement: I'm taking three days off.

That means all next chapters delayed by three days.

As for why, well it's easy. I have been confined in Shanghai for three weeks and we are going to be confined at least another two because of asinine rules, even though no one in my compound tested positive. There are no store deliveries. We're getting food like it's th...

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A Journey of Black and Red 185. Wanderers

Bickering in front of the princes would be a shame. Refusing advice from an undisputed master would be foolish. I must show unity with my kin since we are surrounded by strangers. If I repeat all those arguments often enough, it will distract me from Cadiz’ endless litany of observations.

A master must praise publicly...

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Chapter ??? - The Wish IV

You know what day it is!

Part 1: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/36299/beneath-the-dragoneye-moons/chapter/875405/chapter-the-wish-1

Pah, one of those strange fever dreams...

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The Calamitous Bob 103: Academy-approved Battle Magic

“You are not using battle magic,” Leit insisted as he worried his hands. “The guild has strict guidelines on hostile negotiations. If there is any sort of problem, we cut our losses and let their recovery division handle it.”

Viv looked up from the polished deck, where she and Sidjin were busying themselves trac...

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A Journey of Black and Red 184. Duke Gnash

Cadiz cries in silence, a virginal marble statue in the midst of old death. The lines of dark blood trailing his cheeks like stigmata give the wan fencer an image of sanctity, one that his underlying power only enhances. Cadiz does not move and neither do we, because our mutual status is yet to be determined, and if we fight ...

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The Calamitous Bob 102: River

It only took one afternoon of discussion with Sidjin to convince Viv she had to make headways on arcane magic, starting now and then continuing at the academy.

“Colorless mana is used to bolster almost every spell at high level. For example, the artillery spell, the mainstay of battlemages everywhere when they do not ...

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A Journey of Black and Red 183. The Seekers of Stolen Memories

The sovereign smiles and then, she is gone. The air shakes with the trace of her passage. I notice that my gladiators have gone with her, and so has Makyas.

One by one, the warriors facing us pick themselves up and split, heading deeper into the forest in clumps. Only one stays behind, a man I have faced and failed to k...

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The Calamitous Bob 101: Shipped

Viv stood at the prow, letting the breeze coursing over Lake Hydon whip her hair back. The fresh air tasted particularly crisp after the fishy stench of the piers. The sun felt nice on her skin. It reminded her of walks by the sea in Nice when she was young, in April, before too many tourists glutted the sidewalks of the Prom...

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A Journey of Black and Red182: The First Trial

I do not recognize the new Sinead, and yet he is the same person. His aura tastes of ripe fields under the summer sun, with a dangerous note. Even his perfume has not changed, and yet I can barely reconcile the shameless dilettante of before with the tense nobleman now walking by my side.

Perhaps the fault is mine as we...

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The Calamitous Bob 100: Down

The late afternoon sun was setting on the peaceful plains around Losserec. Viv reclined in the somewhat uncomfortable carriage bench, studiously ignored by the other occupants. The family who had agreed to take her to the walls were discussing tomorrow’s tasks in low voice while the young boy in front of her focused on a to...

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A Journey of Black and Red181: Isekaied Callipygean Pirate Captain Party

“...under certain conditions,” I amend almost i

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Small announcement: I am late

Hi everyone,

Due to real life events (nothing bad, just busy), I will take a three day 'break' to finish the next chapters to my satisfaction. I apologize for the delay.

For Bob , the break applies retroactively since the last chapter was one day late.

The current journey chapter is very ambitious and I...

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The Calamitous Bob 99: The Taste of Freedom

The shores of Lake Hydon were not sand, but fat stones made round and cozy by eons of placid current. Viv’s boots made sloshing sounds as she moved forward at a sedate pace through the clear waters, avoiding the thickest underbrush. There was no hurry. The sky was blue and pink with no hint of rain. Mana had also returned t...

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A Journey of Black and Red180. The Two Cities

It takes us the better part of a day to cross the outskirts of Assidina. Although Sinead said the tree was only an hour away, he was referring to the outer shade of its nearest canopy, of which there are countless, and under whose protective shade the Fae of the Court of Spring conduct their business. As far as I can see, it ...

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