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(WIP) Be Mine

“Who’s a good dog?”

Got big plans for my valentines day post. >:) I’ve sadly come to accept that I crack ship the FUCK out of these two. The Liv/Merry brainrot is real and it has me by the throat. Furthermore, I’m uh….I’m drawing them fucking, y’all. I am drawing it a lot. I don’t ...

[Guest Art] Parental Instinct

oooooough SO the other day I wrote a rough lil drabble in the comments of my last post and dear patron AsTheJayFlies kindly illustrated key parts of it! Guhhhhh just LOOK at Liv’s expression, her contempt, her c...

Concept Art Dump: Squirrel Girl and the Sibling Squad

yeeeeeah it occurred to me there’s no way Perry and Tibbs would have just the one kid. They want a big family! Altogether, they have four children, though for now we’ll just meet the first three.

Snickerdoodle is their first child, and also the only one they adopted at birth. After years of str...

(Suggestive) Spay & Neuter Your Pets

What’s a pig to do when he has a stupid cat husband with a chronic breeding kink paired with a simultaneous fear of actually getting pregnant? You drag your stupid catboy to the vet to get fixed, that’s what Tibbs did. >:( No chewing your stitches, Perry!

Jk, Perry elected to get a bilateral salpingectomy (total ...

See-saw, Margery Daw

cleaning up some doodles from my notebooks and sketchbook, here’s one that didn’t really fit with the others

growing up can be an awkward process

(Complete) Wimblewools & Truffletons

*dragging myself across the finish line* ough. guh. FINALLY done

No Two-Ton Truff here because his size throws the family tree visually off balance. Adsffffg. Anyway, it’s time for Mona’s side of the family. I made a lot of changes to her son “Teddy”, btw, including his name. Buckle u...

Meet the Truffletons

okay so this family tree ended up being so fucknormous i decided to split it in half for now. I’ll be uploading the complete tree soon, with Mona and all her relatives. For nowwww:

In the late 80s, young Lulu Truffleton was bright-eyed, fresh outta high school, and hungry for independence and adventure. She lands a wa...

(WIP) Tibbs Family Tree

doing another overly complicated family tree because i’m a masochist apparently

This one is considerably bigger than the Meadowsweets one, hsgsgsgsh

Pets

Long before the advent and popularization of synthetic meat products, the people of FB got the bulk of their dietary protein from insects. The insects of their world can come in far larger sizes than anything we’re used to, and have been historically consumed toasted, fried, barbecued, or just plain raw (hell, sometimes eve...

Back To Work Doodles

Holiday vacation is over and I’m back at the office, bleh. Even worked today, on a Saturday! >:/ But I also did a buttload of drawing over the week, so have a doodle dump!

1.) I was asked on my last post how Mal has such big all-natural bazongas, which prompted me to start playing around with her body type. Definit...

(Kinky) Dogs and Cats Living Together, Mass Hysteria

Happy Holidays and happy incoming New Year to all! Have some kink on me~

Topher and Mal would probably describe themselves as roommates, or perhaps even friends if you caught them on a good day. But in reality they are partners, life-mates, emotionally entangled to a degree that they themselves don’t always understand...

For Those About To Rock

We salute you! >:O

Neith- “They Say I’m Different” Betty Davis (Funk Rock)

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(Mild Nudity) Wife-Lifting For Fun & Profit

Hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday season! Here’s some big ol farm animals in love to celebrate. Lulu can never resist a chance to show off (strong pig!), and she can certainly never keep her mitts of her giant gorgeous goat wife. Put you down, Mona? Never, cherie, never! 💗

Sketch Dump: Ellie & Merry

1.) in which young Eleanor Noir lays out her life plans. She’s not throwing away her goals for the first bumblefuck to make goo-goo eyes at her! >:(

2.) in which Eleanor throws away her goals for the first bumblefuck to make goo-goo eyes at her

3.) good luck with that merry. Eleanor got her tubes tied right a...

Sketch: S A C R A M E N T

Merry: You've disobeyed my orders, son, why were you ever born?
Your brother's ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell
Rock and roll's The ...

Sketch: Mommy Bonding

yup u showed her alright

(Sketch) Thunderstruck

We met some girls
Some dancers who gave a good time
Broke all the rules
Played all the fools
Yeah, yeah, they, they, they blew our minds
And I was shaking at the knees
Could I come again, please?
Yeah, them ladies were too kin...

Sick Ass Panther Tattoo

yet more concept art, this time featuring Topher’s secret tattoo. It’s a tribute to Mal, his best and longest friend (and quite perplexingly to Topher- and maybe a bit frighteningly- , the only person to have yet to get tired of his vexing ass). Totally normal and casual to depict your best friend as a literal goddess hol...

Drakes

Mal and the man she spent thirty years trying to live up to. Her pater, Galliard Drake.

Sun & Moon & Rock & Roll

quick concept art! FB has celebrities just like our world and it’s about time they made an appearance. :3

-Balthazar Baast: The self-proclaimed god of rock & roll, Balthazar presently is one of the most famous musicians in the world. He owes his fame immensely to the vicious parental pushback...

(Kinky) The Boss Of You

In which Topher reaps what he has sowed. Just in case it’s not clear, this is a game that they’re both very much enjoying.

Topher and Skye will come out of this as friends (with benefits), with Skye learning Topher’s smug brat act was simply that, an act. He’s a decent dude underneath all that smar...

Dog Eat Dog

That’s a bold flirting strategy, Topher. Let’s see if it pays off!

Skye and Topher first met when she was assigned to write an article on him for Bitchworthy’s weekly independent musician spotlight. Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed Skye met up with the man for an interview over coffee aaaaand….hated him immediately....

(Kinky) WIP: Bootylicious

in which Topher is fair bit better at flirting than Honey is, so Skye sentences him to DEATH BY SNU-SNU

this is one of those times where I doodle something and suddenly think wait, is this too much for patreon?? On one hand, my page is marked for mature audiences, on the other, his face is smushed FULLY up in her kibble...

Requests Open!

Howdy, all! Hope everybody had a lovely Thanksgiving, if you celebrate. I'm sitting on the first day of a long weekend, so I'd love to spam y'all with doodles! >:3 Therefore, requests are open! The more specific the better. Like "please draw [Character]" doesn't give me a whooole lot to work with, but "What does [Character...

Skye’s Former Guy

Yet another disastrous date between Skye and her ex-boyfriend, Fang. Fang may not be great at passing his community college courses or not getting fired from kibble kitchen or supporting the arts or remembering Skye’s birthday, but ehhh…Skye nonetheless valued his company, sorta. Mostly she valued the sweaty wall-slamming...

Country Girl, You Are My World

her ass is NOT listening

(NSFWish) WIP: Tapping Out

As a farm dog, Skye needs plenty of fresh air, good food, and lots and lots of exercise~

(nothing saucy is actually happening, lol)

We All Go Together When We Go

I’ve gotten some very kind messages over the last few days. And I want everyone to know they’re appreciated, even if I haven’t had the energy to respond. In the wake of the 2024 presidential election, people have been asking if I’m doing okay. And the answer is sure. I’m doing okay. Ish. I’m Black and I’m gay an...

Regarding Patreon iOS App Changes

Howdy all. Starting soon, Apple is going to charge their 30% App Store fee on all NEW patreon memberships purchased through the patreon iOS app. THIS CHANGE WILL NOT AFFECT ANY OF MY CURRENT PATRONS. Even if you are currently using the iOS app to access/pay for pa...

(Nudity) Decompression Doodles

so yesterday I woke up, got ready for work, and discovered my car had not one, but TWO flat tires. :( Ended up unable to make it into work from the sheer time it took to get my car towed and fixed. Then I woke up this morning and discovered tire #3 was leaking air from a puncture. Needed to patch it, was late for work. Unsure...