Now granted, I did stumble upon a cute flower cart on my walk and buy some fresh roses and sunflowers... I'll give it that... but SEE-THROUGH DRESSES is a do?!?
This crazy ass app wants me to roll out to a florist naked wearing my finest Saran Wrap and then when the cops come to arrest me for indecent exposure, I ...
2020-11-15 22:56:23 +0000 UTC View Post
And YET! I put up that previous possum WAP meme and it made me remember this Brandy VS Monica thing that went down a few months ago.... and despite having writing to do, clothes to wash, dishes to clean.... my grown ass just sat down in front of my computer and photoshopped a possum into this poster.
My apol...
2020-11-15 22:17:22 +0000 UTC View PostIf you've been wondering just what goes into the bonus pod each month, here is a taste of all the extra! The full 40 minute pod is available for Creeps, Pervs and Fools!
2020-11-15 00:32:21 +0000 UTC View PostIt's here! Bonus pod for November, giving advice as only TMGW can!
2020-11-15 00:29:14 +0000 UTC View Post
HAPPY FRIDAY, PATRONS!!!!! Grace here with a VERY overdue post for ya! So sorry to be so distant! Turns out things keep happening ALL THE TIME and my ability to multi-task and manage said things is ... well ... quite an in...
2020-11-14 01:15:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Just uploading this very awkward stock image to tell you that tomorrow....
Oh man... tomorrow....
WE'RE LAUNCHING MERCH!!!!!!!! Now this will be the standard store than anyone can access, but we wanted to put that up first so that then y'all can tell us what you want as your special, secret merch that only p...
2020-11-12 21:27:19 +0000 UTC View Post
For Grace it would be before and after the edible hits.
What's yours? Perhaps...
Election night on Tuesday VS Election night on Saturday?
Thanksgiving with the fam VS Friday with the friends?
-M
2020-11-11 23:12:11 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Sleepy Joe, Kellyann Conway’s standup career, Crisco Cops and what happens when Prairie Dogs kiss.
2020-11-11 22:41:35 +0000 UTC View Post
I'll admit it. I am a sucker for an Instagram ad. Sure, are they hitting my feed because the government is listening and we should all be terrified? YES. But sometimes that CIA agent just really knows what kind of poolside kaftan I need, and that's just what it is.
Yesterday, however... I was shocked when th...
2020-11-10 21:03:39 +0000 UTC View Post
A few days ago, I was playing disc golf with Chip... and by that I mean, he was playing disc and I was slowly walking behind him, checkin Twitter and trying to get my steps in today.... when all of the sudden! I look down and see what appears to be a small, flaccid dick and balls.
Now, based on my foraging experti...
2020-11-09 18:46:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry Ive been MIA the last couple weeks. I was totally mentally consumed with the election. GUYS! I haven't been this happy in a long time. I feel like a four year back pain just lifted. I feel so RELIEVED! Did y'all celebrate over the weekend?
Chip and I l literally started drinking at 10am-4pm. 4pm-6...
2020-11-09 18:30:21 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Grace and Mamrie discuss the Magic School Bus, the Great British Bake Off, Quibi and the difference between Owen Wilson and Matthew McConaughey
2020-10-28 17:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Found this pic from an old tour (I think this was the #nofilter for Hannah's first book) where I'm literally kicking a burnt charcoal briquette of a foot near Hannahs' face and had to meme it.
Oh god. MEME IT? How old am I?! Anyway, between Hannah's Deniro face and my flexibility.... I love it. -MH
2020-10-27 04:41:00 +0000 UTC View Post
If you guys thought my post on Friday was insane allow me to show you that IT GETS WORSE. Yeah, apparently after our sweet pregnant lady friend discovers her ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AWFUL scumbag Bachelor reject husband about to butt-coitus with the Party City maid they throw her out of her own hous...
2020-10-27 02:40:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, Scrabble. My SCRABBLE game. You know, the wholesome word spelling game (that I might have a slight addiction to)?? That one. A 30 second ad for this EQUALLY wholesome game popped up in the middle of me trying to figure out how to spell the word 'plague.' I was truly shocked. I mean, there's SO m...
2020-10-24 03:12:05 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Grace’s yearly Dumpster Cleaning, Mamrie’s New Car, Grapes and Scented Masks
2020-10-21 20:29:50 +0000 UTC View Post
All the egg talk from our 100th episode had me thinking about this incredibly stupid infomercial I saw the other week. I only caught the tail end of Lucinda Scala Quinn's iconic spurtle commercial when it was on TV so I had to look it up and ... turns out... it's just as wonderfully stupid as I remember...
2020-10-17 01:57:17 +0000 UTC View Post
This week is TMGW’s 100th episode! Grace and Mamrie talk Eggs, Astrology, Online Raves and JoJo Siwa’s Walmart line.
2020-10-14 18:05:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, that Dutch sheep's name is Bammie and yes, she is giving me the strength and motivation I need to jump through this week. The pure scientific mystery of how her little sheep legs don't snap off every time she jumps is awe inspiring. I love it. I can't wait to see what she does with a hover board.
Well, Happy ...
2020-10-13 02:13:12 +0000 UTC View Post
What an absolutely ridiculous and wonderful idea?!
How the hell are you guys? This week has been another exhausting news circus so I hope you're taking naps and staying hydrated (*highdrated*) as best you can. At this point should Mamrie and I just make political bingo cards??? Could be fun...except, the fact that...
2020-10-10 03:52:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry its been a minute from me! Been working (in 2020, can you imagine?!) and want to be sure to give y'all some attention. So, get ready to be annoyed by Patreon notifications this weekend. I just wanted to say that this pic above might be my dream scenario. No, not the old people. I want to be the manatee. A ch...
2020-10-09 21:19:51 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Grace and Mamrie discuss the art of the Yo-yo, Dentistry Scams, Family Summer Camps and the pros and cons of Water Beds.
2020-10-07 14:44:22 +0000 UTC View Post
That bucket is twitter and that little girl is me. 🙃 What a rollercoaster we're on, huh? It's almost like we're living... inside...a reality TV show. UGH. But, we're all getting too much of that on every other site/device we own so let's focus on some positives over here! Just wanted to do a quick check-in...
2020-10-06 18:26:07 +0000 UTC View PostWoof, I don't even know where to begin! I don't know if you guys have been as glued to twitter as I have for the last 24 hours but the world continues to ask us to hold it's beer and I'm like...how many fucking beers do you have back there?! But, I hope you guys are all healthy and doing alright and wearing y...
2020-10-03 04:12:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Mamrie returns to LA! This week Grace and Mamrie talk home renovations, the Social Dilemma and the shelf life of Childhood Nicknames.
2020-09-30 19:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostHellllllllo Patrons! Happy Tuesday! My apologies for not posting yesterday! I'm at an airbnb with deer constantly walking all around like a god damn Disney film and it's lovely and distracting and time slipped away! I've also been trying to limit my computer/phone time when I can - after watching the Social Dilemma my brain i...
2020-09-29 18:44:08 +0000 UTC View Post
What a philosophical sounding thing! I'm sure you've seen this video already, but I woke up randomly thinking about it so I re-watched it and I laughed and laughed and then I got frustrated with the pandas and then I laughed again and the whole time I kept thinking 'there's gotta be a better way'...but also, '<...
2020-09-26 00:50:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I doubt Mortechi’a bday gift was half as good as this! 😍 -
Also, the beer was damn delicious. Sour beers are my new thing. She’s tart and funky and all kinds of good good in your mouth which is also a pulled quote from my abandoned Raya profile.
MH
2020-09-23 23:45:51 +0000 UTC View Post
