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Weekly Anime Comics: Carcaptor Sakura - page 19

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It was this or a gag about how Sakura scrambling to get a whole summer's worth of homework done in one day is a lot like how I get most of my cartooning done... except Sakura has other people doing most of the work for her, and it ultimately ends up getting done.  So, really, it's not an apt comparison.

Ultimately,...

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Far Out There: Madlib 4 - page 5

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See?  SEE?  Didn't I tell you I'd be doing more of these once the Jenna comics were put on pause?

I started to rejoice over how much less time it takes to ink up one of these already-penciled pages than one of those Jenna pages that has to be drawn up from scratch... but then I looked at that tandem bike again...

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My Top 25 Most-Played Songs (according to iTunes) 2020 edition

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Anybody who can remember as far back as last December will recall that I put out not one, but TWO blogs on my 25 Most Listened To songs on iTunes. Aside from the established fact that I’ll happily latch onto ANY excuse to talk about Christmas stuff, those blogs happened because I had just swapped computers. Since the iTunes...

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Conventional Wisdom: Back to the Trenches

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Conventional Wisdom is coming back! I mean, it’s never technically gone away, I’m posting a new comic the same day as this blog. What I mean is, Conventional Wisdom is GOING back to cons again! Remember all those times I said I wasn’t even gonna try to make it to any conventions before next year? Yeah, it turns out that...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Carcaptor Sakura - page 18

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So, I’m sitting there, watching episode 18 and... Look, I know Kyubey isn't a rabbit and lacks a nose and doesn't wear clothes... but those eyes... THOSE EYES...

Also, this wasn't comic-worthy itself, but the weirdly colored "tea" seen in this episode sent my brain 2021-07-14 09:19:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 48

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THE BEEFCAKE APPEARS!!

...or what's even more astonishing, A NEW COMIC APPEARS!  Yeah, I have obviously stumbled once again into the terrifying hell-realm that is Schedule Slippage, but there IS hope! ...sort of!  See, remember back when I said the Jenna comics and the MadLib comics would be on a rotating sche...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Cardcaptor Sakura - page 17

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Get it?  Because Yamazaki tells lies all the time.  This is biting social satire, here.

...yeah, I know.  Look, it was this, or snarking about the creepiness of doing a beach episode in a show full of ten-year-olds, and I really am trying to not have EVERY comic be caling CLAMP a bunch of pervs over and o...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Card Captor Sakura - page 16

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...AND IT REALLY IS A VERY SWEET EPISODE, TOO!  As always, CLAMP bends over backwards to carefully construct a situation where, IN THIS SPECIFIC CASE, everything works out fine and it's all safe and nothing is remotely questionable.  It's just the seeming obliviousness to the notion of a world existing OUTSIDE of th...

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5 Mystery Science Theater 3000 Songs I Can’t Find:

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Anyone who’s spent a decent amount of time down the MST3k rabbit hole knows how important music is to the experience. Sure, clever one-liners and recyclable memes and, ya know, the movies themselves rank much higher in priority, but the body of recognizable songs the franchise as accumulated over the years is pretty importa...

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10 Songs I Wish Were Anime Themes - part 4

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GO!GO!7188 were one of the very first Japanese bands of whom I ever became an active fan, and while I’m not one hundred percent certain, I THINK “Aa Seishun” is the first song of theirs I ever heard. Whether it was at a convention panel or the result of blindly fumbling across YouTube, I couldn’t tell ya, but it’s t...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Card Captor Sakura - page 15

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Look, if I'm gonna feel old, then dang it, I'm dragging as many of you with me as I can!

Also, look!  Those Kids made it onto a page!  I think that's a Weekly Anime Comics first, right?

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Far Out There Character Soundtrack: Kiki

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So, last time we looked at the hastily-assembled soundtrack for Madam Ventricle, and if she’s gonna pop up, Kiki’s sure to be right behind. Again, these two characters REALLY deserve to show up in Far Out There more often, and I really wish I could mind more opportunities to flesh the pair out more. As I said last time, i...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Card Captor Sakura - page 14

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Yeah, yeah, I know.  Wailing on tumblr probably the lowest-hanging fruit I've gone after yet... but the alternative is me picking on all the inappropriate Yukito-related shipping in this episode, and I'm REALLY trying to quit repeating myself so much.

...although, speaking of Yukito, what's up with that "can of mac...

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Far Out There: Madlibs 4 - page 4

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Whooooaaaa, Tabitha and her Dad have fallen into a '60s Pop Art painting!

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Weekly Anime Comics: Card Captor Sakura - page 13

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IF I CAN'T UNSEE IT, I'M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT EITHER!

And again, I know everything CCS eventually explains about Yukito.  This obviously isn't what CLAMP had in mind... but maaaaaaaaaan you don't have to change much to make it look super creepy.  And at some point, SOMEBODY really should have sto...

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Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 47

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Uh oh, we're starting to slip a bit, aren't we?  Sorry about that.  Also, it's only just now dawned on me that mean ol' Mr. Jixit had pointy ears when I first drew him all the way back in page 21, but I've been drawing him with round ears ever since the comic started back up.  Uh, whoops?

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Weekly Anime Comics: Card Captor Sakura - page 12

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YAY! I finally managed to make a comic that's not just complaining about how creepy CLAMP can be! ...although if you know anything about the backstory of Indiana Jones, you know I totally COULD draw comparisons between Indy/Marion and Fujitaka/Nadeshiko.

But seriously, does the anime ever actually give us any real detai...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Card Captor Sakura - page 11

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GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT, CCS!  I mean, at least this time I was able to make it specifically about a character doing something in-universe instead of another jab at CLAMP themselves.  Still, I'm ready to point and laugh at something else, please!

...wait, what am I even complaining about?  Re...

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Far Out There Character Soundtrack: Madam Ventricle

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Okay, I’m gonna go and change plans on myself here. Back when I put these Character Soundtracks on hold so I could focus on website/comic work, my ORIGINAL intention was to bring them back with a focus on the new Nitpickers introduced over Christmas. Yes, there was Blip’s thing as a kinda sorta April Fools joke, but as a ...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Card Captor Sakura - page 10

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THE WEEK'S NOT OVER YET!  I TECHNICALLY HAVEN'T MISSED A WEEK ON THIS SERIES YET!  THE STREAK LIVES ON!

...and yeah, I know.  ANOTHER comic about this stuff.  Look, I'll stop calling the show out when it stops giving me stuff TO call it out on.  But yeah, episode 10 is where we first meet Tomoyo...

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10 Songs I Wish Were Anime Themes - part 3

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Okay, it’s taken me waaaaay longer that it should have for me to realize, if I’m gonna charge money for these music blogs, I probably shouldn’t go giving away what the songs are in the blog title that everyone can see for free. I don’t see a way to get Patreon to embed a video into the body of the blog, so I still...

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Far Out There: Madlibs 4 - page 3

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This is absolutely how science works.

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Weekly Anime Comics: Card Captor Sakura - page 9

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Well, to be honest, the BIGGER problem here is me trying to draw that lanky, willowy, intricate shoujo art from Utena.  I have a hard enough time just trying to get the regular SAKURA art right.

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Weekly Anime Comics: Card Captor Sakura - page 8

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Oh yeah, we're going there.  What, you though just because I haven't brought up the weirdness between Sakura and Yukito yet (emphasis: "YET") that meant that meant I wasn't gonna get into this?  Oh no, we're going there.  This is happening.

Just for the record, though, I'm not such a stick in the mud that...

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Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 46

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I actually have no idea what burned parsnips would smell like.

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Weekly Anime Comics: Card Captor Sakura - page 7

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Wow, I made it THIS many pages in to a series about an anime that was dubbed by a major company before complaining about edits?  What kind of otaku do I think I am?  That's supposed to the the FIRST thing we whinge about!  But yeah, if you've only seen the version of CCS that's on Crunchyroll now, you have no i...

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Conventional Wisdom: My Toonami Memories

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Waaaay back when I first started doing Patreon blogs, I penned a fairly long account of how I got into anime in the first place. One of the running themes of that blog was how I actually missed out on a lot of the formative hallmarks of most North American anime fans of my generation. Probably the biggest repeat offender was ...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Card Captor Sakura - page 6

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Wait, something presented as sweet and innocent but seems really uncomfortable in retrospect?  That's so unlike CCS!  But seriously, there's plenty of anime that could have triggered a reverse Homestuck reference, but Card Captor Sakura was probably the one I least expected.

And yes, for those of you keeping t...

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Far Out There: Madlibs 4 - page 2

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Slowly but surely, the new Madlib series inches forward (and here's a quick link back to page one, in case you're understandably fuzzy on what happened last time)  Don't worry, this'll go much faster once the Jenna comics make it to their natu...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Card Captor Sakura - page 5

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...but seriously, some of you people have NO idea how little us content creators actually know about ANYTHING we use as part of this thing we laughably call a "job."

Also, I'm surprised we've made it more than a month into this before I actually skipped over an episode without doing a comic.  Heck, I technically go...

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