“What?”
Archie’s heart and stomach met somewhere in the middle. The twig walls of the nest became dizzying, seeming to swirl behind Sutton.
“I…you really didn’t know?”
“No. He—no. My dad would—I would know.” Archie’s eyes fluttered a thousand times per minute. His hands drifted throug...
2024-12-26 15:42:21 +0000 UTC
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“Archie. Archie, you need to calm down. Breathe. Just breathe.”
Archie turned from Nori’s touch. He had balled up in the corner of the railing overlooking the pond. He had barely managed to stop sobbing, but he still shook like a frightened dog.
“I don’t—what’s—I don’t know what’s happening to...
2024-12-26 15:41:53 +0000 UTC
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“Out!” Julienne yelled.
Prince Waldorf recoiled. “How dare you—”
“Out!” Julienne’s voice resonated through the kitchen, causing everyone to flinch. He slammed his palm on the counter. In this kitchen, no one outranked a Julienne. Not even a petulant prince. “Out!”
Yarrow and Mindy looked ...
2024-12-26 15:41:10 +0000 UTC
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Julienne was two steps into Cafe Julienne and his plan had already gone wrong.
Mindy had taken it upon herself to serve the previous night’s leftover bread to the Gluttons, whose numbers made up half of the sixteen guests. Julienne had hoped there would have been only two, but he underestimated Price Wal...
2024-12-26 15:40:35 +0000 UTC
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Julienne waited at the steps of Cafe Julienne, finding it difficult to focus on his posture and not on the possibility that his team was back in the kitchen burning things. He had been slaving away in the kitchen for hours and now found it difficult to transition from Chef to entertainer.
Uncle Julienne stood o...
2024-12-26 15:40:12 +0000 UTC
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Sleep didn’t come easy for Julienne. And when it did, it was a fickle, fleeting thing. His first nightmare was a particularly cruel one. He dreamt that he had slept through the entire day, missing the fated dinner. In his dream, he scrambled across the Crown of Ambrosia City in the golden red of sunset. By the time he arriv...
2024-12-26 15:39:39 +0000 UTC
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To call Cafe Julienne a restaurant would be to call the world’s greatest painting a doodle.
Nicknamed “The Grand Restaurant,” Cafe Julienne was nestled in the northwestern most corner of Ambrosia City in a little walled off alcove known as Labruscella. Meaning “Little Labrusca,” Lab...
2024-12-23 14:00:04 +0000 UTC
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All eyes fell on Archie as he set up his stove in Pomona’s kitchen. They had seen all sorts of magic in their first semester at the Academy, but Archie’s rotten stink bomb was a first. He tried to ignore them, crouching down to adjust the damper and sliding it back and forth so that he wouldn’t have to stand up and be s...
2024-12-22 14:00:05 +0000 UTC
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What goes up must come down.
And Archie came down.
Hard.
A discordant, pulsing beat filled his ears, giving him a crashing headache as he threw up his second helping of The Groove. Kaleidoscopic liquid filled the toilet’s basin, lazily rolling from one color to the next.
The sight of it made Archie t...
2024-12-21 14:00:03 +0000 UTC
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