Howdy Patron!
We're working on a Power Hour that needs some fun words or short phrases.
Do you mind replying with a GG themed quote, word, or phrase that is no longer than 28 characters?
If you see a reply you like, make sure to give them a heart. We'll pick a handful of ou...
2021-11-09 18:44:32 +0000 UTC View PostHey [YOUR NAME],
Thanks so much for the dollar you loaned us. We were just about to send it back to you, but we actually have some great news! Your dollar was featured in the hit viral marketing series for the Blendtec series of blenders, Will it Blend? on Youtube. The video’s not out yet, but the en...
2021-11-01 17:19:02 +0000 UTC View PostArin will talk about it for 20 minutes. He won't make any jokes. Not even one.
2021-10-26 22:39:05 +0000 UTC View PostIn this one, things get... squirrelly.
2021-10-25 21:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a preview. We promise it's coming! But probably not until 2022.
2021-10-12 00:43:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Duuuude. We don’t have your dollar. I know, I know, we said we’d give it back. And this email comes to you as a direct contradiction of our previous messaging. But you know what we’ve got? A story. And isn’t that what’s most important in life? The stories we tell, that’s how we communicate, how we share our lives ...
2021-09-30 20:58:08 +0000 UTC View PostThanks, [YOUR NAME], for that handful of change you sent us in September totaling about $5! We used it to get Arin's favorite sandwich... with a twist.
2021-09-23 20:58:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey [YOUR NAME],
Unfortunately something came up and we weren't able to work around the dates you were available. We're sorry it turned out that way, but your calendar just wasn't flexible enough to accommodate Arin's emergency bathroom breaks.
After much deliberation and back and forth, we decided we're going to ...
2021-09-15 22:02:44 +0000 UTC View PostHey [YOUR NAME],
We reached our subscriber goal (1 of 1) and are now going to go ahead and schedule a planning meeting for making our next Patreon goals.
Will you let me know which of the following availabilities work for you? Apologies, our team’s schedule has gotten a little tight.
2/29/2022
3pm - ...
2021-09-02 23:58:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you to our former employees (who we did not fire) for these kind words. We know Dave would appreciate them.
2021-09-01 22:07:58 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy Patron!
If you're waiting to access the Discord, it looks like it will take some time for the integration to put you into the server and assign your roles. The Patreon bot heard the news about Dave and just needs some time to process everything. Thanks for understanding.
We'll keep you updated! 2021-09-01 17:44:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey dude. This was mailed via the USPS to Dave but unfortunately it couldn't be forwarded to his new address (the afterlife) and they sent it back to us.
Apparently the team at (BRAND CENSORED) didn't appreciate Arin and Dan talking about Tony's scrotum (only positive comments, mind you!!!) so we present to yo...
2021-09-01 16:49:25 +0000 UTC View Post
