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Tomb Raider part 6, and 7.

There's two of these today. for a combined total of 1 million hour video. congraturuatin.


6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlEkAYT7DmE


7

2016-12-01 03:25:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Fuck Thanksgiving

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Oh god im making tha videos oh holy shit thanksginivnving

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Beer Quest: The Boozy Floozy Saga


Behold, not 1, not 2, but 9 new episodes of Beer Quest. And look, I have a guest! This sober suzy had no idea what boozy fate awated her. Now she haunts the corridors of my room forever, a boozy floozy. Her innocence? Taken. Her dignity? Gone. That's the price one pays to embark on the Beer Quest.

2016-11-21 13:48:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Giant Size Panel-Cast

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welcome to comiccccccccccccccccccccccsssssssssssss

can't... do.. write up. Am actually dying. 

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Fuck em 2016

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Let me tell you people about one of the saddest things I've ever seen in my life. 

Last night I saw a very good friend of mine put her face in her hands and break down in tears because Trump won the stupid election. Because a fat loser won a game show. Because one wealthy psychotic war mongering criminal beat another weal...

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Avenging Spook and A Terrifying ReVEuough

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Oh god I'm so sleepy. I didn't want Halloween to be over so i made more videos. Quick, enjoy them before i pass out and die and November comes to make them not cool anymore. 

First i did a blue glow of the ultimate in ghost game technology. First released on the game boy a thousand years ago this game was a good game and ...

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Fuck Halloween 2: Electric Spookaloo

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My blood-grudge against Samhain continues this year as I brave the unholy grounds of my local Halloween Store. Gaze in horror as a simple attempt to partake in the spirit of the autumn harvest becomes a nightmarish descent into a dark valley of high prices and higher socially anxious misanthropy. What is the price of spooky mask...

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Panel-Cast 2: Extra Stupid Edition

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Here's a big, long android dong of an absurdly absurd edition of panel-cast that for some ungodly reason  i can't explain took 4 days to make. There's a lot of yucks and a lot of fucks in this one, as the combined power of really good comics, and really shitty ones seems to have snapped my mind in twain. If you come to me f...

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Forgotten Masterpiece - Fuck Toddlers

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INTRO

Welcome 5 dollar and up patrons to the long awaited first of many Forgotten masterpiece posts just for you. Somebody finally noticed that I haven't delivered on this yet and sent me a message telling me to get off my ass and pay what I owe. 


As i've mentioned I have a massive va...

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ButtChugger Blog - Weekly Newsletter #2

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Salutations, Patron Nation. And welcome all Buttchugg Brothers to the only weekly Patreon exclusive newsletter from the only Boi that matters, the Endless boi. Somehow i managed to pick up some new patrons this week (probably from all that hanging around being hilarious, smart, cool, and handsome i do) so a fond salute to you ge...

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PANEL-CAST: Amazing Comics Weekly

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I warned you all it was high time for a never ending comics crusade. Here's the amazing first edition of the amazing Amazing Comics podcast spin off. Amazing. 

Finally i can get all this weekly comic rage off my chest. And by rage i mean love. The purest rage of all. I love comic books because I'm a little baby boy and i ...

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The Incorruptible Dredd - Amazing Comics #1

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I finally did it. I finally became a comics boy. This is a new series that I've been planning to do forever where i make amazing videos about amazing comics. In the first episode I'm talking about Judge Dredd, baby. Not to be confused with Judge Dredd Baby. Commas are important. Otherwise you end up with Muppet Babies and...

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Pleeb/Weeb Finale

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Thank The Lord Baby Jesus it's finally over... for now. In this final episode of the pleeb and the weeb we talk about a show you might not have heard of. Planatarian, the story of a man, his robot friend, and the infinite majesty of the cosmos above. Let us give thanks that Baby Jesus jumped in front of that train, splatterin...

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Keep on Pleebin. Keep on Weebin.

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its a enenw episode of the pleeeb nd the weeb in r thise e e  episode we a talka about a show that is new and popualalalar its called rezero its hte most popualr show of the day and tits a good    

Godamn those girls are cute. 



dogtown. 


too many dogs  . shamen dog scary bo...

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Patron Exclusive

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It's been too long since you 3 dollar and above boys and girls got some good bonus content. Here's a commentary that digi and I did for my old Top 10 games to play when your sick video from the drowning in footwear days. This commentary was recorded a year ago and i forgot about it, but now I've finally un-forgot about it. ...

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Amazing Comics Weekly

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Here's another top of the line experimental new breakthrough in Patreon reward tier technology. I call it, writing about comics!

I have been very slowly psyching myself up for years to make videos about comics and I'm almost ready to break through that glass ceiling and grab the brass ring and other lofty MeekMahan-isms...

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ButtChug Weekly - The Endless Jess Newsletter

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Salutations Patron Nation, welcome to my new thing. This is a thing that I do now. A weekly patron exclusive newsletter about all the going ons in the Endless Jess Universe. This is an idea I've had kicking around for a while now. I think most of you know that generally speaking, I harbor a healthy, seething contempt for the vas...

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It's Finally Here...

The Half In The Bag rip off 10,000 years in the making has finally arrived! Who is the pleeb? Who is the weeb? What exactly does that even mean? No one knows for sure, but we intend to find out! One thing is for certain though, the world will never be the same. Already I find myself viewing my entire life through the lens of Ple...

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Colt Corona's New Roommate.

Colt Corona finally made it back from Radcon this week. My horsey brother seems to be having a run of bad luck lately. First he had to journey home from Radcon on foot, as it seems someone refunded his plane ticket. (Urkel voice) did I doo thaaaaaaatt??

If that weren't enough, a new guest has moved in, and he's REALLY stupid. ...

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The Greatest Adventure

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Todays post is one of long awaited wonders. Projects that have been talked about, and looked forward to for years, finally coming to fruition. 

First up is The beginning of perhaps the greatest adventure of all time. Join me and Gibbo as we take on the all time classic and mutual favorite Tomb Raider. I ain't talking abou...

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More Radcon! Cool Stuff! Tony Hawk Party!

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The endless barrage of Radcon content continues as the entire procrastinator crew are now presumably locked in our respective holes doing nothing but editing all the cool stuff we recorded. 

First on the pile of my contributions is what I'm sure will be the first of many monuments to fiscal irresponsibility that i hereby ...

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The Legend of Blake, and Radcon Stuff

Hello patrons, the only cool people in my audience. I am now entering week 2 of Radcon. A festival of decadence featuring all the pro crastinators, which has ruined my body and #broken my mind. There is a shitload of footage and collaborative projects that were filmed over the last week. Most of which is waiting to be edited and...

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Weeb Rap

The legendary saga of the anime rap challenge at last comes to a bloody and devastating conclusion. Everybody forgot about the japanese animes boy. Could this be a heralding of something to come? More tasty raps maybe? Perhaps even a whole My Japanese Animes album? Maybe a thousand cool rap albums? No one knows for sure, but i i...

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Everything is #Garbage

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Ughhhhh

So the other night i got this clever idea for a video, and I filmed it, and i made it and it turned out pretty wonderful. Unfortunately editing it took way longer than it was supposed to because some actual human retard named goat cuck decided to start shit on twitter which ate up like 3 days. I have a lot to say about...

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Colt Corona is on another rampage.

So I had this big huge vlog video i was gonna post today, but i decided it was too shitty and must never be seen. Unfortunately i woke up to find something even more horrifying which i was too late to stop. Colt Corona made a bunch of videos last night for his stupid Horseshoe Heaven channel. May God have mercy on our souls.&nbs...

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Another World

I not-reviewed this game and it rules.

ALSO i did a livestream of me conquering the entire game with my secretary being extremely unhelpful. If you missed the livestream don't worry cause it's up on the blue glow forever. 

https:/...

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4 Blue Glows.

I played some more nintendo fan games, here's Pokemon Uranium. 

And also Goldeneye Source

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h23nmPYeHrI


Hyper Light Drifter

2016-08-24 00:34:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Not a Review: Witch and The Hundred Knight.

i played another game. jits pretyy ogoood dnjkn dfkjnufi wrqfwo oh fuck kjeb f im havin g an s aneurysms dkjhjkfhdh

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MetroidVania-Mania

Its a metroids. 

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Videoooosss

What the hell is going on I made a review. Like just a review. I did it, i evolved. No... wait. this isn't a review at all. It's a... not review? Whatever it's a video on the internet about a game. 

I also made this patreon video thing that you obviously saw or else you probably wouldn't be here. In it I talk abou...

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