Here's not 1 but 2 extra fun new blue glows. Like for real these games aren't even bad.
The first one is the clumsily named Sega and Sonic All Stars Racing Transformed. This is a racing game starring Sonic Characters, and also real life race car driver Danica Patrick.
I obviously didn't plan this but literall...
2018-05-29 03:16:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I know i said no more god of war videos i'm sorry. I had to do this, there's too many god of war raps on youtube and all of them are terrible.
I'm sorry for the big patreon watermark on this video, i hate it and i think it looks obnoxious and stupid. It's only on there because videos like this get freebooted constantly.&...
2018-05-27 23:41:11 +0000 UTC View Post
hey look i made an actual video for once. I think these are called "video essays" now.
This is the part where i usually write a big huge text essay to go with the video essay but there ain't nothing left to say. I feel like I've been talking about God of War for a month straight, and now I hope to never talk about it aga...
2018-05-17 23:41:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey 3 dollar bois and girls here's your reward tier bonus video for april! Sorry it's a couple days late i was busy doing some humorous thing that i'm too lazy to think of right now, like... swimming in a toilet or teaching dogs to drive race cars or some... stupid shit like that.
I know it's only the second episode of t...
2018-05-03 12:21:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey 10 dollar bois and girls this one's just for you. It's a special blast from the past from when men were men. By which I mean men were lethal weapons and sometimes demons.
Yes, It's The Lethal Weapon, Steve Blackman, Vs. The Demon Kane.
Of the two of them? Steve Blackman is definitely the scariest. 2018-05-01 04:24:02 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a terrible game that Digi and I randomly played last summer and immediately forgot about completely. I have no idea how i even got this game. Please enjoy our agitated bewilderment.
In addition to this, here's an extra 4 minutes of us waiting for a game to install talking about some pointless bullshit.
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Holy crap! What a productive month for once. To thank all the new patrons I got and the old ones who've stuck around this long here's a special exclusive blue glow that only you get to see and no one else. It's a cool sonic game!
Also in this post is the 3rd and hopefully last ever God of War blue glow. I didn't want to ...
2018-04-30 22:34:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Incoherent rambling? That's a paddlin.
Constant flip-flopping on the quality of the game in question? Thats a paddlin.
Running in circles aimlessly accomplishing nothing? That's a paddlin.
Completely improvised comedy bits that keep building on themselves and somehow miraculously coming full circle? That's a ...
2018-04-29 08:15:24 +0000 UTC View Post
It's here! The triumphant return of My Japanese Animes! I can hardly imagine the anticipation of all my loyal weebs after a year of ruining my anime channel with The Pleeb and The Weeb. So what's it gonna be?
Am I finally gonna do a big in depth analysis on some classic anime? Cowboy Bebop or Evangelion? Or could it possibly b...
2018-04-28 01:59:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's me being a stupid silly idiot while playing a cool new video game about Hunting Boars, Opening Doors, and babysitting. So much babysitting. It's GOD OF WAR. Epic! Err... no.. wait... I forgot epic was the buzzword for 2008. In 2018 the buzzwords are "mature" and "deep narrative experience".
Judging from my incessa...
2018-04-26 03:03:07 +0000 UTC View Post
This blog took a couple of days because by accident of passion, it originally turned out to be a 100 page manifesto about how youtube is the cancer rotting society and must be destroyed. I've arranged to have it released posthumously upon my inevitable fiery martyrdom.
Here’s a video about a group of people who i ...
2018-04-25 01:31:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi friends, who wants to hear me talk about wrestling for 3 hours? Judging from the hundreds of subscribers i immediately lost, absolutely no one! Well too bad! Here's my 6-part review/recap/notreview/analysis/tortured screams of Wrestlemania 34! It's my favorite prolonged night-terror of the year!
I actually recorded this spi...
2018-04-17 22:57:06 +0000 UTC View Post
That’s all, folks. It’s been a very strange 15 months since we filmed these episodes and it’s taken way too long to get them out. But I put my all into editing them and went the extra mile to make each episode special. You all have my sincerest thanks for your support and patience.
The kickstarter for ...
2018-04-11 16:08:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Here are the 3 dp shows i did this month. they still dont pay me for these but thats okay i just want someoen to rub my tummy and feed me my medicine. im gonna die now oh god.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnhdaaYg5Go
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2018-03-31 23:23:58 +0000 UTC View Post
oh god i m fucking dying . im nauseuous im sick how did this happen. i feel terrible i am literally at deaths door oh god i cant stop puking.
this is podcast of reviews on things i hope you like it holy shit
2018-03-31 23:19:56 +0000 UTC View Post
A long awaited return to something i actually enjoy, wrestling! Here's my good boi commentary on a classic old man brawl from 2011. I recorded a bunch of these before i left on my trip a couple weeks ago. So far I've uploaded 4 of them, and 3 of them immediately got blocked worldwide for copyright, so i don't know what the hell ...
2018-03-31 02:43:04 +0000 UTC View Post
A lost night-terror from the darkest depths of Endless Vaults. Here's the time Digi and I descended into true lovecraftian madness while lost on Another World. You've probably seen me play this game before with my Secretary, but this playthrough is at least 3 times as retarded as that one.
Gaze in horror as we get stuck ...
2018-03-30 22:14:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Wowie! I actually showed up to this! Who saw that coming? Certainly not me. But how did this happen? What does it mean? Well gather round, my Endless Friends, to hear a wholesome tale.
Let me tell you a story about a man, nay, not just a man but a hero. A self-sacrificing martyr whose kind and noble deeds constantly go u...
2018-03-29 22:53:58 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a game about potions and knights. It's a true story.
2018-03-01 04:58:25 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a livestream, i'm doing it right now! Tonight! It'll be up later too, but if you see this in time you can see it live! Ha Ha i am shitting my pants!
Also my second appearance on the dp is right here, i came in at about 1:40:00. I was even more nervous the second time but everyone liked me again for some reas...
2018-03-01 02:20:40 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been called "impossible" on reddit threads since the dawn of the internet. But those people are pussies. If you haven't beaten the Lion king 3 times by the time you're 5 years old you're a little bitch and a little bitch and a little bitch.
I am the master of this game, and while everyone else was whining and crying...
2018-03-01 01:36:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Like Rime, this is another lets play from the Legendary Lost Luigi Sessions where Digi and i made like 40 hours of lets plays in 3 days and lost our fucking minds last summer. Some of those turned out good, some of them are horrid abominations, but I'm pretty sure this is one of the good ones.
Abzu is a game by the guys ...
2018-02-28 21:13:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Up above is my first appearance on The Drunken Peasants Podcast, which to my knowledge is one of the biggest internet/youtube/dipshit podcasts there is. A bustling center of internet pop culture where 100k sub club big shots gather to fiddle their dicks on webcam or something.
It was a nice opportunity and pre...
2018-02-28 12:18:33 +0000 UTC View Post
This was recorded way back at Radcon 2 about 40,000 years ago back when people were still cool. We had a grand old time playing hELoo Kiaty Qbe Frnzy on the PLAYDtaion 1. A game i famously reviewed a lifetime ago.
Once, i was a boi. I was a little boi, a good boi, a hamboi. I came to the world of shiiiiiiiiiit. There was...
2018-02-01 02:01:26 +0000 UTC View Post
This is one of many lets plays that Digi and I recorded together at my house sometime around June, a long ass time ago.
They've been sitting on my hard drive not getting edited while i try to focus on everything else. But damn it enough is enough, you patrons deserve to see one of them at least, because i need you to sur...
2018-01-31 06:24:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey! It's a new series! One that i've been wanting to make forever. I'm still working on the Pleeb and The Weeb and I didn't really want to be posting other stuff in the meantime, so for now this is a Patreon secret that only you guys can see.
I came up with the Oldschool Fool gimmick years ago, before even Endless Jess ...
2018-01-30 16:59:35 +0000 UTC View Post
ooooohhh shiiiiiiit It's the penultimate episode of season 2, where is this clusterfuck going? What's gonna happen? Do you understand life?
In this episode we take a look at the 1980-something classic film The Highlander. THEN we take a look at the much worse anime adaptation Highlander Something Something Ven...
2018-01-19 08:26:00 +0000 UTC View Post
So here I am, doing everything I can
Holding on to what I am
Pretending I'm a superman
I'm trying to keep, the ground on my feet
Seems the world is falling down around me
The night's are long, I'm singing a song
To try and make the answers more than maybe
And I'm so confused, about what to do
Sometimes...
Take a moment to appreciate that thumbnail. What a masterpiece. I hope everyone had a good ass Christmas, Kwanza or fucked-up-everything-is-wrong-and-scary-Halloweentown-Christmas. Whatever it is your family celebrates.
In this episode i finally decide to review something, the long anticipated Evangelion 3.33: Asuka is (...
2017-12-28 20:39:19 +0000 UTC View Post
The world is a sick and perverted place where liars always get away with it and there is no such thing as justice. Good people are forever at the mercy of those willing to harm others because restraint and forgiveness are a weakness. Selfishness, dishonesty, and malice will always be rewarded as long as it's in line with the war...
2017-12-24 12:28:40 +0000 UTC View Post
