I got this game free and tried to play it but it was too confusing and too stupidly made and the menus were stupid and everything was stupid and it sucked butt and it fucking sucked and i fuckin hate it.
This is the blue glow, where i play the best games and i'm the best at them... but this game sucks and i suck a...
2019-06-01 03:34:22 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the return of the most grumbly-ass lets play series ever. Me. Horizon: Zero Dawn. A match made in a gas station toilet.
How's everybody doing tonight? Just taking it easy? Working hard? Hardly working? Livin large? Living it up? Living the quiet life? Livin life in the fast lane? Live and let live? Live and l...
2019-06-01 01:32:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh crap. It's a lost episode of the Regular Drk SolZ that i completely forgot about.
This takes place somewhere between Onion Man's horrible introduction and the time i fucked around at Ash Lake.
Here i am in the Tomb of Giants, one of many worst areas of the game in this game. Every game needs a dark level,...
2019-06-01 00:44:03 +0000 UTC View Post
This entire hotel smells like pot. Like every floor of the building. Strongly. The hallways smell of pot. The people especially smell of pot. Even the smoke detectors are constantly going off.
Now i don't want to point fingers, but i think i have a hunch who the culprit might be. Now hear me out. Could it be... th...
2019-05-30 10:50:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Good Gravy are these things already up to 5? I'm not even through the ps4 hard drive section yet. Just wait till i get to Fabled Shelves of Endless Physical Media.
In this one i talk about... i don't know a bunch of shit, but the real fun starts when i get to Persona 5, which people have been asking for my thought...
2019-05-30 10:18:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh boy oh crap oh damn. Time for another exciting Written Post/ update/chronicle of my life and times/diary of a pharaoh-wizard.
Boy oh Boy, oh Golly oh Gee, What's the haps with Endlet Je. I bet you're all dying to know what's going on in my world of chaos and ironic catastrophe this week. What wacky n...
2019-05-29 12:23:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, look who i've briefly reunited with... my good microphone! Only to have it randomly stop working halfway through a recording. Fuckin beautiful. -_____-
Mother's Day was this week so I'm helpin my mommy move into a new (much smaller) house, which means i have a few days of actually being near my computer and being a...
2019-05-16 03:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the continuing saga of me being an old grumbly man bitching snarkily at a mechanically decent but basically worthless game. Thankfully the baby-level tutorial is finally over and now the game gets to start.
Oh god i'm really bitching up a cunt-storm in this one. Most of these complaints aren't even real. Oh...
2019-05-01 04:56:18 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm pretty sure this is funnier than it has any right to be. So the way i did these regular dark solz videos is that by just playing the game and recording footage while sort of multi tasking, then went back and did commentary over the footage later. In some cases, much later.
This episode was footage i forgot i e...
2019-05-01 04:36:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey what do you know i'm STILL just talkin games. I'll be just talkin games till i'm shackled and chained. in a prison. For people who... talk... too much... games. Yeah.
Let's see, what games get talked about this time. I don't know how about... uh... STEEP. Which i think is a snowboarding game. But i could be wr...
2019-05-01 01:03:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh god what the heck is this weird anime shit. I don't even know what to write here. This is a dating sim or as the zoomers call them an "erotic visual novel", that i'm pretty sure i got for like 99 cents or something. Right now it's going for like 12 dollars and i don't understand why nor do i ever wish to understand. <...
2019-04-30 20:45:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey look what I found, it's another Resident Evil 2 video that i probably should have posted 2 months ago when people still cared about this game! Remember the Resident Evil 2 Remake? Remember 2019? Oh crap we're still in it. That's the real nightmare. Current Year am I right?
Also damn, that's a pretty cool ...
2019-04-29 19:48:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Wowie Fuckin Zowie, True Believers! Remember Panel-Cast? It's back! In audio form! Recorded in a cave with a box of scraps, with no video and zero editing and every horrible, evil 2019-04-29 00:40:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Where in the world is Endlett Je? Well it's a funny little decade-long horror-story, and maybe someday i'll tell it... but the bottom line is i've bottomed out, so bottom's up cause i'm on the run with a smokin gun and I ain't never going back to the kayfabe Klink.
In other words i'm officially homeless, but don't...
2019-04-28 03:24:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a livestream i did of Sonic 2 where i also answered some questions. It's a video. I don't know what else to write about it so here's some horrible rhymes.
my name is sonic hedgehog
i run fast then i crap out a red log
i leave a poopy dooky trail on the grass
from the rocket powe...
2019-04-01 04:58:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Help. I am lost in dimension X with no internet, i had to Macgyver this brief connection out of a toaster, 2 thumbtacks and half a bottle of butt-lube. No time for a big long written post either, i'm on the run from Bebop and Rocksteady. yes. Bebop and Rocksteady are real guys, and they mad as hell about something or other.&n...
2019-04-01 04:53:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everybody, remember The Legend of Zelda Breath of The Wild? Good game, huh? But you know what would make it better? If it took itself really seriously. And was full of boring cutscenes. And every character was a primitive idiot caveman. And instead of just starting it makes you play a 3 hour baby-girl tutorial. And it was...
2019-03-29 16:05:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Here are the highlights of my long and tenacious attempt to conquer the Hunk campaign in REmake 2. For those not aware Hunk mode is an extra-hard bonus-rush from the poopy depths of the swampy sewers up through the police station to get the heck outta dodge.
When i was a kid, playing OG Hunk on OG RE 98 i had all ...
2019-03-28 12:15:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I know everyone's been itching to see another one of these, or at least one guy has. I think i'm going to make these a patron exclusive thing because i don't want to flood the channel with them. Lucky yoo.
Lets see, what games do i be talkin bout dis time? Howz aboot summadat dare fukkin uh Q-BERT. Yeh. Dats whut ...
2019-03-25 12:36:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes sir. That right there is a thumbnail. A damn fine one if i say so myself.
Here's my pointlessly grumbly collection of complaints and grievances about a game that was awesome and that i actually loved. Resident Evil 2 was one of those games i really played the fuck out of as a kid. It came out right at that per...
2019-03-22 13:02:54 +0000 UTC View Post
I normally don't like to make the wrestling videos the first post of the month, since they don't typically get that many views, which makes me feel like not everyone wants to be paying for them. But my stupid Resident Evil video isn't done yet so if you hate wrestling you'll just have to learn to love it, and hey, i can't thi...
2019-03-14 20:59:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright last post before i retire for the evening. As we're all unfortunately aware, February is the month that contains the dreaded Day of Saint Valentine. For those of you lucky enough to be unsuccessful in love, that simply means another day of cool masturbation, but the rest of us have to be out buying gifts and shit. Exc...
2019-03-01 04:58:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Well we've finally made it, this is the last babadook spook video i have recorded. This is the last time you'll see the Spookiest Dook of all until i make more. Which could be immediately, never, or any amount of time in between.
I think people are getting sick of these so maybe a break is in order, although frank...
2019-03-01 03:18:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I asked people in my discord whether they wanted to see Babadook Spook or me babbling about juggalo stuff while dying repeatedly on the first level of Nioh, and the result was overwhelmingly in favor of this. I don't know why Babadook Spook gets no love, but all you die-hard babadook spook fans (of which i am one) can take it...
2019-03-01 01:27:54 +0000 UTC View Post
I am reasonably certain that this video is an abomination that must never be seen, but here it is. This is a documentation of a rare occurrence for me, a night on which i am simultaneously in a streaming mood, and a 70s drugs mood.
This is a random stream i did of Resident Evil 2 at like 2:30 in the morning while ...
2019-02-28 21:12:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay this is the last Kingdom Hearts post I swear (probably). Here is a metric fuck-ton of laffs and gaffs with yours truly actually playing kingdom hearts 3. This was a 4 hour stream that i put an absurd amount of thought into cutting down to 45 minutes, and then an even more stupid amount of time cutting down further to 27 ...
2019-02-22 21:22:11 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time for my annual video essay about a popular game that will get an absurdly high number of views and have way too many people taking it seriously. This is kingdom Hearts 3, i know i already did a kingdom hearts 3 video this month but i accidentally had more thoughts. Now i must commence my 24 hours in the corner, which...
2019-02-21 22:32:44 +0000 UTC View Post
I haven't streamed in like a hundred years but i randomly started doing it again lately. I'm sure i'll get sick of it again eventually but for now, you can peep my twitch if you see me streamin.
https://www.twitch.tv/endlessjess
This h...
2019-02-11 00:09:47 +0000 UTC View Post
A vegan, a voter, and a guy who's never played Kingdom Hearts walk into a bar. Don't worry, they'll tell you all about it.
God, deliver me. Save me from other people's youtube videos. Life would be a walk in the park were it not for continuously stepping in the festering dog shit that is other people's youtube vid...
2019-02-04 16:45:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I've been hoping to post more stuff on here that isn't youtube, maybe to get people used to the idea of me branching out to platforms beside youtube and creating stuff that isn't dependent on a video format. So here's a soundcloud post. I recorded and posted 3 songs on there this month, and considering how few people know abo...
2019-02-01 04:58:31 +0000 UTC View Post
