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Groovy Tunes: Mr. Bungle by Mr. Bungle

Someone pledged for me to talk about this band on the next Echo Pod but that was already recorded so i just went ahead and gave it the full Groovy Tunes treatment. If you've never listened to this album or never heard of this band it's my honor to be your introduction. 

This viciously experimental, avant garde, hea...

Curse of The Overpriced Nintendo Games!

Okay, this is the last of these game trailer event reaction videos i've been doing this week. I wasn't expecting to do this, it just sort of happened. Things happen in the blue glow, which is where these videos are, if you couldn't tell by the general vibe of "what the fuck am i doing with myself and what even are video games...

Curse of The X-Box Games Showcase

Oh look another fake media even showing off 0 games. This time it's specifically games that don't exist for X-Box. What it does have is more boring people with microphones glitching out of the world in a fucked up youtube matrix malfunction. 

Video games are a lie and a waste of life. The only thing that's real and...

Curse of The Summer Game Fest

E3 is dead and in it's place, here's King Jabroni himself, Jackoff Gayley hosting a barely functional youtube stream with 0 games and a neverending procession of randos talking about games. 

I thought it might be fun to react to some game trailers but i forgot this is 2023 and video games don't get made anymore, so...

Death Stranding: An Ocean of Poop

I told you this game was cool. Now i'm finally at the part where i can show you. You thought it was all just gonna be dead body disposal and pizza deliveries forever. Well now what do you have to say for yourselves, now that you get to witness a man hop across ghost buildings to cross an ocean of poop while fighting a shit wh...

God of War Ragnarok Part 6 - Woofs

Hey, remember this game? It was a big deal earlier this year wasn't it? I don't know if it still is. Now everyone's talking about Zelder again. There's no way i'm playing that, by the way. I didn't even like the last one that much and building lego cars like the bad Banjo game does not sound like an improvement to me.  2023-06-20 00:48:39 +0000 UTC View Post

Evil Within: Sewer Spookin

When we last saw Detective Sebastion Mon he was entering a state of enlightenment from living a thousand lifetimes and dying a thousand deaths in a poop loop subway station like the time BendyDick CumberBunch did that in the Dr Strange Movie. 

Well this time i'm back to normal, cynically complaining about everythin...

Forza 5 Part 4: The Search For Big Air

In this video attempt to drive down a hill fast which proved difficult to accomplish without my car tripping over itself a few times and rolling into a rock like The Angry Video Game Nerd drinking a Rolling Rock on the Rolling Rocker. Remember that? It was funny back in the day. You gotta believe me. 

Then i search...

Panel-Cast Request: New Frontier

Oh yEahr baBY. Supermans. Batmans. MartianMansHunterMans . WOnDRWOMANMAN. This one's got all of em. Even the ones you don't know anything about like Sgt. Rock and the soldier friends. The Flash, he's there. Running around. Green Lantern. BIG GREEN.

This was a request from a guy who was clever enough to figure out he cou...

Katamari: Waffle House Hero

This is the last of the Katamari videos i have. I must have forgotten to post it because it's been sitting for a while, despite clearly being an artifact of great significance. I'd continue the series but i'm pretty sure i finished the game off camera so if you want to see more take it up with Namco and tell em to make a new ...

WRESTLING - Double or Nothing 2023

My Klingon blood feud with Jungle Boys continues, more validated than ever, and my ever evolving opinions on MJF continue to shift. This week he's cool i decided. I'm not fickle, I'm complicated. Two things i'll always be consistent on are "fuck jungle boy" and "stop making noise around my house". 

Today's thesis i...

Your Japanese Animes: Gundam 08 MS Team

This one must be viewed on the bitchute because youtube blocked it and i have neither the TIME nor the FUCKING patience to re-edit what is clearly already PERF. Perf is gonna be my new thing. It has been decided. 

Since bitchute Embeds NEVER fucking embed properly here's a back up link just in case the thumbnail fu...

The Good The Bad and The Buff

This one actually stumped me, not because there's nothing to say but because everything's been said. Aside from maybe Citizen Kane this is probably the most analyzed, discussed, and acclaimed movie of all time. So giving it a normal review felt redundant, i hate saying shit other people have said.

You know what the movi...

Reward Tier Shake Up (Time-Out, I'm Dying)

The great reward tier experiment has proven successful. Successful enough to crush a normal man, and even my mighty Titan shoulders are beginning to feel the weight. I have a ton of requests and bonus posts to get through, so before i drown in them i’m gonna unlist some of the higher tiers until i’ve caught up on the ones...

Curse of The Retron 5

Well, my mind is officially broken and my body no longer understands how to sleep for more than an hour. It's pointless to fight it so i'm back, with one more video today. The kind of video so dumb it could only be placed here at the caboose. End of the line. End of my rope. End of the month. End of all hope.

This video...

Panel-Cast - 8 Billion Genies (and a talking dog too)

I haven't slept in 3 days. The second i click post on this post my head is hitting the pillow not to rise until tomorrow, a new month where i can crawl back onto my hamster wheel and begin the madness all over again. I still have about... 900 movies and animes to review, 40,000 comics to tell you about, a trillion video games...

No More Heroes 3: Murder and Miike

No More Heroes 3 is back. By God we might just see the end of this series this year. I very much appreciate this game's determination to keep getting weirder the closer it gets to the end. Most games would be wrapping things up at this point, but No More Heroes is a series that likes to keep throwing new weird shit at you unt...

Terrifier 2: You Can Too

This wasn't a request, so it's just a podcast with a cool thumbnail instead of a full video. I didn't wanna spend too much time on visuals that could be better spent on the stuff you want. I just felt like talking about this one cause i was looking forward to it.

I liked the first one a lot, it was fresh and fu...

WRESTLING - Night of Champions

The night time is the right time and right now the night is right tonight for fighting. It’s wrestle time on this special night, the Night of Champions. A night to remember, a night of so many champions you can't even remember who is one, because none of the championships matter unless Roman has em.

I can’t keep tra...

Death Stranding - Vae Victis

God. Life. Whatever. Who cares. None of it matters. I can’t even fucking take it anymore. I’m actually dying. I’m literally falling apart and sinking into the void, which i would welcome if it would just hurry up and take me but instead i can only circle the drain for all time, never actually getting to ride the mercifu...

Evil Within - Achieving Nirvana

I do not lower myself to such base emotions as “gamer rage”, i am above that, but i admit this part tested my patience. It pushed me. You could say it brought me close to the edge. You might even say it pushed me right over the edge to that place where lurks the true evil within. The shadow self, waiting to be confronted,...

Panel-Cast: Doom Patrol and Stuff

Doom Patrol rules. I must hav said that here before at some point, and it's still true. The old comics - good. The show - good. The NEW comics... Well that's what we're here to find out. (Spoiler: good). 

I'm not here to babble and waste time like usual. This is a quick, aggressive, and lean Panel-Cast, not weighed...

Forza 5 part 3, i'm still alive, me.

Another Forza cause i wanna get this series done. There's two more and then i'll do a different game. Maybe finally finish No More Heroes 3 next. Or throw something iwld and unexpected at you. I don't know yet. Therefore no one does. I'm not in the mood for knowing right now. Knowing brings pain. I am ready to make a beast ou...

Panel-Cast: HELLCAT

SeXy WOMANS this time. Lots of Sexy womens.  Poison Ivy, Emma Frost, and coolest of all, Hellcat. Oh you didn't know about Hellcat? Well now you will. She's cool as fuck. She's basically female Daredevil in a sexy cat costume. 

Also.. new baby turtles! Punisher's wife is alive and then gets pissed off! Batman ...

Echo Pod 4 - Pooh Bear and Boo Bray

AAH GOD It's the ECHO POD. Starring me, The Dolphin Master. Today I'm talking about a land mammal. A bear. A stuffed one. Specifically that cuddly little wubbly fluffily fucking tubby little stuffed with stuff we all know, Winnie The Fuggin Pooh Bear. 

Yes it was bound to happen. Someone out there was finally based...

Forza Some Morza (Part 2)

So many reviews lately, so little gaming. Let's check back in with that True Blue Glow Bro that you know and see what's going on in Forza. I'm still driving, that's what. I go pretty fast in this one, and get into all kinds of absurd hijinks.

There's some big air i get, some trees i hit, and a whole ass Tony Hawk level ...

Hey Arnold: The Jungle Movie - Buff Movie Buff

AAAaaaaAAAaAH HEY aRnOLD! This was a really good request. I have a lot of love for this stupid show and a lot to say about this movie, too much. 

You wouldn't believe how much of a pain this video was to make. Oh sure, talk about Hey Arnold, should be easy for me, right? Hell no. Hey Arnold is something ...

Who Review: Remembrance of the Daleks

Oh boy someone requested one of my 500 favorite things, Doctor Who. We're going oldschool for this one. Not super duper oldschool, just like 80s oldschool, and that's super duper cool cause the Oldschool Fool's brain is forever stuck in that era anyway.

I used to think pre-Davies era Who was slower than shit. Oh sure th...

Evangelion 3.0 + 1.0 - Buff Eva Buff

It's the end of an era, end of an eva, once more with feeling. Evangelion's thrice in a lifetime (so far) finale. Will it totally womp or be somewhat acceptable? Watch it for yourself to be sure, or better yet watch my cool opinions to be even more sure. Don't worry, i know Evangelion can be a complex thing but Sexy Jess The ...

Death Stranding: Oops! All Goobadoop.

Sam Porter Shits-His-Britches. That's my joke for the evening. What is a Goobadoop? A goobadoop is the goop in your poop and the oops in your poops. Sometimes he's a Goobadoop and sometimes he's a Goopadoop cause i can't decide which sounds funnier. Like how nobody could decide if Boogeyman or Bogeyman sounded scarier so we'v...